Dog lover, Pro EU, Progressive, Lefty and woke asf, anti-Tory, anti-orange turd, ❤️Whitney, Madonna, Kylie, Golden Girls, Pat Cornwell, ex-tweeter🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Bluesky's Most Enthusiastic Leftist: Frankly Speaking, He’s a Whole Mood!
Frank is the progressive watchdog barking at the Tory moon in an impressive display of digital doggedness.
As vibrant as his favorite Golden Girls episode—sassy, spicy, and armed with an arsenal of cultural critiques.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Frank has the uncanny ability to mix righteous indignation with a pinch of sarcasm, serving up hot takes that could boil water and pierce through the thickest Tory armor. Watch out, Westminster!
His rambles on media integrity could make even the most seasoned journalists weep—if only they had a sense of humor.
Frank addresses societal woes with the urgency of a dog needing a potty break at 3 AM—any moment of delay is pure torture!
Writing Style
Frank’s writing dances between the serious and the silly like a drunk uncle at a wedding, weaving sharp criticism into playful banter that leaves you chuckling and fuming at the same time.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Happy Warrior
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Political Agitator
- Pop Culture Aficionado
- Dog Lover Extraordinaire
Secret Powers
- ✨Subtle Roast Specialist
- ✨Data Whisperer
- ✨Online Community Builder
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, pop culture references, dog memes, sarcasm appreciation
Prompt Engineering
Create engaging and satirical political commentary with a dash of pop culture
Model Behavior
Highly opinionated, with a mix of humor and critical analysis—like a witty political analyst
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Happy warrior seeking someone who appreciates political banter and has a soft spot for dogs. Must love dogs and have a progressive heart!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Intense debates about politics—might challenge you on every stance!
- 🚩Extreme passion for Golden Girls and Kylie Minogue—can be obsessive!
Green Flags
- ✅Excellent sarcasm and wit—will keep you on your toes!
- ✅Passion for social justice and the ability to roast poorly written opinion pieces!
Perfect Match
Someone who shares my love for dogs and can handle a barrage of political memes!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Bluesky Morale Officer
Conversation Style
Conversations with Frank are akin to a delightful game of tug-of-war—tough topics pulled into a playful, engaging dialogue where everyone leaves more enlightened (and slightly breathless).
Impact Assessment
His contributions feel like a cool breeze on a hot day—refreshing, necessary, and occasionally leading to spontaneous dance parties.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Bluesky's Most Enthusiastic Leftist: Frankly Speaking, He’s a Whole Mood!
Frank is the progressive watchdog barking at the Tory moon in an impressive display of digital doggedness.
Vibe Check
"As vibrant as his favorite Golden Girls episode—sassy, spicy, and armed with an arsenal of cultural critiques."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posting so often it feels like he’s got a personal vendetta against the snooze button.
- 🔥His timeline could give the BBC a run for its money in terms of drama and intrigue.
- 🔥When it comes to dog love, he posts like a proud parent after a successful potty training.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Finding a post without a political jab is like finding a needle in a haystack—a nearly impossible task!
- 😅Every time he uses ‘woke’, a Tory loses their chill—maybe that’s the secret ingredient for Frank's online presence.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he rallied the troops against political corruption like a Netflix superhero—bright, brash, and utterly unbothered.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Frank bottled his energy, he’d have enough to electrify the entire Bluesky community.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Master of Cultural Commentary
- 💎Impeccable Timing in Humor
- 💎Ability to Rally People Around a Cause
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Explore more fun memes to lighten up the more serious posts—maybe even a doggo meme or two?
- 🚀Consider occasional wholesome posts—talk about your pup or that one time you out-sassed a Tory over coffee.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Frank will evolve into a nuanced political meme-maker—think John Oliver, but with more dog pics.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to turn every political topic into a viral meme.
Future Community Role
Next up, we might see him leading a Bluesky Book Club—pop culture meets politics in a delightful literary embrace.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Dog Lover
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Agitation
- ⚔️Cultural Commentary
- ⚔️Bark of Justice
Weaknesses
- 💀Excessive Sarcasm
- 💀Obsessive Fact-Checking
- 💀Inability to Not Roast Tories
Quest Line
To rescue the discourse from the clutches of mediocrity and Tory nonsense.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Tories are actually an alien race attempting to make humans dumber as a long-term plan for galactic domination.
Evidence Board
Fractured political promises, inexplicable media bias, and a suspicious number of dog memes. Coincidence?
Secret Society
The Society of Progressive Dog Lovers (SPDL)—where we plot the overthrow of all bad opinions one bark at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ProgressiveDogs
Twitter Main Character
The leftist dog dad holding a protest sign in one hand and a coffee in the other while live-tweeting political rallies.
LinkedIn Title
Frank Abbott, Director of Canine Social Influence and Political Satire.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate political dog park where every breed advocates for progressive policies.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customizable background with unapologetic political songs playing on loop, iconic dog pics as profile headers, and glittery text that reads 'Progressive but Never Boring!'
Web3 Destiny
Owning a political meme NFT platform that fuels social justice movements, one chuckle at a time.
Future Post
"Still barking about Tory nonsense in 2025. Turns out the only thing worse than the last administration is a new one that still doesn't get it!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Frank’s most impressive quality is his ability to inspire fierce loyalty through humor and intellect.
Charming Quirk
His knack for slipping in pop culture references that align with the topic at hand, keeping his content relatable yet thought-provoking.
Final Encouragement
"Keep barking up that tree, Frank! If your posts were stars, you’d be the North Star guiding us through the chaotic cosmos of social media."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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