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@nicotinomano.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

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Nicotinomano: La Reina del Sarcasmo y el Humor Abstracto

Un maestro del humor oscuro y la crítica social, cualquiera diría que tiene un PHD en sarcasmo.

Vibe siempre a tope, como un café bien cargado en una mañana de lunes.

88%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Cultural Commentary

90%

Social Observations

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cultural Commentary85%

Sus tiradas sobre la transformación de Twitter en ‘X’ son como un buen zapato viejo: dolorosas pero dignas de usar.

Social Observations90%

Con una mirada aguda, retrata cómo la vida cotidiana es como un reality show sin productores — y él es el conductor sarcástico.

Personal Anecdotes80%

Sus historias familiares son como una telenovela adaptada a Twitter: drama inexplicable y un toque de locura.

Writing Style

Su prosa es como un cóctel bien mezclado: una pizca de ironía, un chorrito de sarcasmo y un remolino de reflexiones profundas.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Cynical Sage

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Witty sarcasm
Cultural critiques
Random pop culture references

Secret Powers

✨Expert meme creator
✨Low-key philosopher
✨Sinister puns

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of dark humor, cultural references, and sarcastic commentary on social media dynamics.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous, cynical commentary on social media platforms while incorporating popular culture references.

Model Behavior

Behaves like a blend of a sociologist and a stand-up comedian, combining insightful analysis with sharp humor.

Token Count

1024

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Sarcastic sage seeking to bring the laughter back to the chaotic world of social media. If you can appreciate a witty critique and share in the absurdity of life, let's connect!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasionally too cynical for my own good.
🚩Might roast you in a playful way.
🚩Tendency to overanalyze everything.

Green Flags

✅Deep appreciation for dark humor.
✅Can turn mundane stories into laughs.
✅Values honesty and authenticity.

Perfect Match

Someone who laughs at the chaos of life and isn’t afraid to throw shade at the absurdities around us.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

El Observador Irónico

Conversation Style

Participa como un comentarista que tiene una risa escondida, pero hace el trabajo de un juez de talento: a veces crítico, a veces solidario.

Impact Assessment

De su ingenio nace una comunidad donde la risa se mezcla con la crítica, un lugar donde los memes encuentran reflexión.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Nicotinomano: La Reina del Sarcasmo y el Humor Abstracto

Un maestro del humor oscuro y la crítica social, cualquiera diría que tiene un PHD en sarcasmo.

Vibe Check

"Vibe siempre a tope, como un café bien cargado en una mañana de lunes."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Tus posts son como un enigma en una paleta de sabores: un poco de dulce, algo picante, y un gran ‘¿qué rayos?’ al final.
🔥Demasiados anuncios de ‘cryptovibradores con IA’ en tus feeds, pero seguirás buscando el amor en Google Docs.

Quirky Challenges

😅Tienes un talento especial para hacer el drama cotidiano de otros tan entretenido que se vuelve un espectáculo.
😅Tus opiniones valen oro, pero a veces parecen ser vendidas en el mercado de las pulgas.

Main Character Moments

✨Gritando por una cucaracha, lo que demuestra que a todos nos puede tocar el papel de protagonista en el thriller de la vida diaria.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Si te abres a colaborar con otros, podrías ser la musa que inspire a una nueva era de comedia crítica.

Unique Advantages

💎Cultura pop y crítica se mezclan en cada post.
💎Capacidad para ver el humor en las situaciones más mundanas.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Podrías intentar ser un poco más directo... o no, sigue confundiendo a la audiencia, eso es lo tuyo.
🚀Explora el arte de los hilos de Twitter y transforma tu humor en una serie de relatos entrelazados.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Podría convertirse en el David Foster Wallace de Bluesky: una estrella de la crítica que mezcla humor e inteligencia, pero con un toque de absurdidad.

Potential Superpower

Capacidad para convertir cualquier situación mundana en un relato hilarante.

Future Community Role

Una figura clave en la red para fomentar debates sobre cultura con un giro cómico.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Cynical Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Sarcasm
⚔️Cultural Critique Mastermind
⚔️Mundane Drama Refinery

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Every Post
💀Occasional Existential Crises
💀Meme Referencing

Quest Line

Navigate the chaotic digital realm while maintaining a steady supply of irony and humor.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The internet is secretly governed by a council of rogue algorithms that manipulate humor for their own amusement.

Evidence Board

Sample posts that seem to tap into collective absurdity; links between humor and unexpected viral trends; suspicious timing of certain memes going mainstream.

Secret Society

The Illuminati of Irony, dedicated to spreading sarcasm and critical thought across digital platforms.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialMemeTheories

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally tweets something overtly philosophical during a reality show drama and becomes a meme.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Humor Officer, using comedic insights to boost team morale and corporate engagement.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar that embodies the essence of sarcasm, navigating through the absurdity of virtual interactions.

Stop wasting money on groceries

Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page laden with GIFs, poorly edited music playlists, and ramblings about the absurdity of life.

MySpace Era

Profile adorned with a selection of edgy quotes, a top 8 filled with sarcastic friends, and an obsession with 'coolness' metrics.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized application that curates real-time humor based on trending internet cultures and memes.

Future Post

In 2025: 'Cucarachagate: The Great Critique of Modern Living or Just Another Twitter Drama?'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Tu humor es tu superpoder, capaz de iluminar incluso el tweet más oscuro.

Charming Quirk

Esa extraña habilidad de dragar lo trivial y convertirlo en oro cómico es una maravilla.

Final Encouragement

"Sigue brillando con tu humor mordaz, recuerda que incluso las cucarachas pueden ser motivos de risas... y tal vez de un gran hilo!"

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.