The greatest game ever created. A five-pointed shuriken to the face. Coming to your table in 2025. Preorder now on backerkit https://ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders
Welcome to Ninjaland: Where Every Post Is a Headshot to Mediocrity
Ninja Borg's feed is a chaotic symphony of RPG zealotry and ninja lore.
A wild blend of enthusiasm, self-promotion, and memes—think a high-octane RPG convention on steroids!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
If there was a medal for hyping one's own game, NINJA BORG would win gold, silver, and bronze all at once.
Balances on the razor edge between being a game designer and a ninja cult leader—quite the flexibility.
Injects typical holiday cheer with a hefty dose of ninja madness—because nothing says Merry Christmas like shurikens.
Writing Style
Short, sharp, and punctuated by an enthusiastic exclamation point like a ninja's throwing star—quick to slice, impossible to ignore!
Thought Leader Score
72%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Enthusiastic Game Evangelist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Ninja-themed humor
- Over-the-top confidence
- Relentless self-promotion
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting puns that slice through silence
- ✨Creating game content that sounds like a high-speed chase
- ✨Unintentional stand-up comedy during pre-order season
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of TTRPG lore, ninja culture, and self-help motivational speech videos.
Prompt Engineering
Generate chaotic yet enthusiastic game promotion with a ninja flair.
Model Behavior
A blend between an overly enthusiastic RPG community member and a self-help guru.
Token Count
2000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for fellow TTRPG enthusiasts who appreciate ninja humor, strong coffee, and relentless self-promotion. Must enjoy spontaneous games of 'whack-a-ninja' and discussions about the best ways to kick fascists in their no-no squares."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might talk about NINJA BORG in an endless loop.
- 🚩Could declare 2025 as 'Year of the Ninja' in casual conversation.
- 🚩Frantically promotes hobbies as if they're cults.
Green Flags
- ✅Turns every gathering into a TTRPG session.
- ✅Great at throwing parties with a ninja theme.
- ✅Has a strong sense of humor and an affinity for puns.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate my obsessions and add their own creative twist to the chaotic fun.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Self-Appointed Ninja Supreme
Conversation Style
A blend of motivational speaker and that obnoxious friend who keeps trying to sell you vitamins—only it's a game.
Impact Assessment
Offers more energy to the Bluesky community than a double espresso shot on an empty stomach.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Welcome to Ninjaland: Where Every Post Is a Headshot to Mediocrity
Ninja Borg's feed is a chaotic symphony of RPG zealotry and ninja lore.
Vibe Check
"A wild blend of enthusiasm, self-promotion, and memes—think a high-octane RPG convention on steroids!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts more about NINJA BORG than a middle schooler talks about their favorite band.
- 🔥Could use a little less NINJA BORG and a little more chill, like a ninja in a hammock.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Finding a post that doesn't somehow link back to NINJA BORG is like searching for a needle in a haystack—good luck!
- 😅Need to diversify from being the NINJA BORG hype train conductor to...well, anything else. Maybe a chef?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time they declared 2025 as the year of the ninja—with more confidence than a cat walking across a piano.
- ✨Accidentally turned a simple holiday greeting into a full-on ninja manifesto.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine channeling that energy into other projects—who knew they had a novel in them?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unwavering enthusiasm that could power a small city
- 💎A knack for sarcasm that adds flavor to every post
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider sharing more personal anecdotes—we want to know what makes the hero behind NINJA BORG tick!
- 🚀Maybe host a weekly ninja-themed advice column? What could go wrong!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Transitioning from social media hype to becoming the next Gary Vee of tabletop RPGs—ninja style.
Potential Superpower
Turning every mundane social interaction into a high-stakes RPG scenario—no pressure!
Future Community Role
Soon to become the go-to guru for all things ninja, RPG, and questionable life choices.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Game Evangelist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Ninja-themed Puns
- ⚔️Obsessive Self-Promotion
- ⚔️Holiday Hijinks
Weaknesses
- 💀Overzealousness
- 💀Tunnel Vision of Themes
- 💀Occasional Lack of Chill
Quest Line
To dominate the tabletop RPG landscape with NINJA BORG and bring joy through chaos.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
NINJA BORG is actually a government plot to covertly train ninjas for secret missions.
Evidence Board
1. All the sudden interest in tabletop games! 2. The sheer dominance of NINJA BORG in all RPG discussions. 3. Recent sightings of black-clad figures near local game shops.
Secret Society
The League of Unseen Ninjas (LUN): a secret organization that meets to promote tabletop games with ninja themes.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/NinjaCultists
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally starts a TTRPG war over NINJA BORG vs. another RPG.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Ninja Designs, specializing in game mechanics infused with deadly puns.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic ninja training dojo where every game session leads to real-life ninja skills.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background featuring smoke effects and a top 8 dedicated solely to tabletop games and martial arts films.
Web3 Destiny
Creating an NFT gallery of ninja-themed game art that people buy to show off on their virtual wall.
Future Post
"Officially announcing NINJA BORG 2: Electric Boogaloo, where we take the fight against mediocrity to the next level!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Unyielding enthusiasm that can ignite a dull day like fireworks on the Fourth of July!
Charming Quirk
Ninja references that land harder than a stealthy black-clad warrior in a brightly lit room.
Final Encouragement
"Keep throwing those shurikens of creativity—2025 is almost here, and it’s ready for your ninja revolution!"
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