nb, he/him. writer. neil josten's vibes 🦊 coz im fine✨ #convin ⭕ crazy about #aftg e #andreil e #tsc! 🦊🤩 andrew supremacy 😍 dont ship kandreil 🌚 заёбан, но не сломлен!
Whimsical Whirlwinds of Woe and Witty Whispers
Navigating the enchanting chaos of Neil Josten's fanfic realm, where cats, creativity, and chaotic energy reign supreme.
A wild blend of exhaustion and enthusiasm—like a cat in a cardboard box, unsure whether to pounce or nap.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Your posts read like a love letter to fanfic, complete with the 'what ifs' and 'canons' strong enough to fuel a small army of ships. It’s practically a fanfic fest in here! 85
You dissect characters with the finesse of a surgeon in a horror movie, delivering emotional punches that leave us breathless. ‘Andrew supremacy’ is not just a statement; it’s a lifestyle. 90
Your everyday observations feel like a surrealist novel—one minute you’re sharing existential dread, the next you’re ranting about shoe coverings. It's the unpredictable plot twist we didn't know we needed! 70
Writing Style
Your posts swing between Shakespearean-level drama and casual banter, all while throwing in a sprinkle of chaos that keeps us guessing. This is the kind of prose that gets editors into fits—and possibly therapy.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Wordsmith
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Fanfic Enthusiast
- Obsessive Andrew Supremacist
- Caffeinated Cat Parent
Secret Powers
- ✨Mastering chaotic humor
- ✨Writing compelling angst
- ✨Creating intricate fanart
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Fanfiction archives, quirky humor sites, and chaotic cat content.
Prompt Engineering
Generate relatable chaos within a fanfic realm, mixing character analysis with a heavy dose of humor and existential thoughts.
Model Behavior
Bard-like with a sprinkle of meme culture, quirky commentary, and heartfelt angst.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"📚 Writer with a flair for drama and a soft spot for chaotic cats. Seeking fellow fans of Andrew supremacy and existential musings over coffee! Also, if you don’t ship Andreil, swipe left!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Intense obsession with fictional characters.
- 🚩Tendency to sidetrack into cat-related rants.
- 🚩Passion levels that could rival a caffeine overdose.
Green Flags
- ✅Empathy for fictional broken souls.
- ✅Enthusiasm that can brighten a gloomy day.
- ✅Ability to discuss fan theories deep into the night.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves dissecting characters over coffee and has a balanced view on ship wars.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Chaotic Cheerleader
Conversation Style
Engaging yet unpredictable, like a rollercoaster with no safety bars—sometimes you’re laughing, sometimes you’re screaming.
Impact Assessment
You add an electric charge to the Bluesky community, raising the vibe like a cat video amid dreary news feeds.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Whimsical Whirlwinds of Woe and Witty Whispers
Navigating the enchanting chaos of Neil Josten's fanfic realm, where cats, creativity, and chaotic energy reign supreme.
Vibe Check
"A wild blend of exhaustion and enthusiasm—like a cat in a cardboard box, unsure whether to pounce or nap."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your obsession with ‘Andrew supremacy’ is rivaled only by my mom’s obsession with baking shows—endless and slightly concerning!
- 🔥You post more about fanfics than I do about food, and have yet to create a dish as spicy as your threads!
- 🔥Every time you mention ‘cats,’ I can feel my cat typing a resignation letter.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consolidate your chaotic thoughts into a single coherent post—like herding cats, but with more existential angst.
- 😅Try to compliment Andrew Minyard without mentioning Neil... I dare you!
- 😅Resist the urge to rant about that one character you secretly hate.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared 'this is not a fanfic, this is a paradise!'—truly the spirit of a hopeless romantic.
- ✨Your moment of peace while watching a true crime documentary? A level of bliss only rivaled by finding an old Pokémon card in your childhood drawer.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your potential for storytelling is like an untapped gold mine—dig deeper, and you might strike gold!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Infectious enthusiasm for the ‘AFTG’ universe
- 💎A unique blend of humor and heart-wrenching drama
- 💎The ability to create engaging content in a chaotic format
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try adding a sprinkle of poetry to your posts—imagine angst with a side of rhymes!
- 🚀Host a weekly ‘What character should I write about?’ poll to harness your community’s passion!
- 🚀Experiment with storytelling formats—short stories, threads, or even scripts; the possibilities are endless!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You'll evolve into a fanfic titan, holding virtual writing workshops and inspiring the next generation of writers!
Potential Superpower
Your power to turn mundane moments into epic tales; you'll make grocery shopping sound like an adventure!
Future Community Role
Possibly the unofficial 'AFTG' ambassador, using your voice to spread love and occasional chaos among fans.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Fanfic Sorcerer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Writing Heart-wrenching Angst
- ⚔️Crafting Ingenious Shipping Wars
- ⚔️Mastering Feline Diplomacy
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Characters' Emotional Depths
- 💀Obsessing Over Andrew Minyard's Supremacy
- 💀Procrastinating Until the 11th Hour
Quest Line
To explore the depths of fanfic realms while battling the evil forces of boring narratives!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Fanfic is a method of interdimensional communication between obsessive authors.
Evidence Board
Mysterious links between AFTG fics and real-life events; coincidence or clever manipulation?
Secret Society
The League of Literary Lurkers—dedicated to spreading fanfic chaos anonymously.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FanficConspiracies—where every plot twist is a chance to theorize about the multiverse.
Twitter Main Character
The one who started a ship war that divided the fandom into factions.
LinkedIn Title
Caffeine Enthusiast with a track record of turning procrastination into successful creative feats.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic writer constructing fanfics in a virtual paradise of endless coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Glittery backgrounds featuring Andrew and Neil, complete with custom song choices like ‘I Will Always Love You’ by Whitney Houston.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT series of lovingly crafted character analyses that fund new cozy cafes for writers.
Future Post
‘Just finished a 20k word fanfic in a single sitting—my hands are cramping, but the angst was worth it!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to weave humor, heartbreak, and authenticity into each post is like a well-crafted fanfic: engaging, emotional, and ultimately unforgettable.
Charming Quirk
Your penchant for coining absurd phrases like 'ughh I don’t want to draw, but I have to'—a level of relatable struggle that transcends fandoms.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing your unique voice; the journey through ‘AFTG’ is always better with an entertaining guide—preferably one with a collection of caffeinated cats!"
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