John finds himself in a constant battle with mediocrity in sports—like reliving the same boring game but with different teams. His love for the Tampa Bay Rays shines brighter than a freshly polished baseball bat.

His #BookSky challenges illuminate a reading list worthy of a Pulitzer, or at least an enthusiastic nod from the English teacher who’s given up on their students. Who knew a sock reviewer could be so insightful?

John’s political musings are like that one friend who reminds you to take your vitamins—annoying but ultimately beneficial. He's recovering, but the junkie in him still finds the occasional tweet-munching snark irresistible.