Just some rando who Totally isn't ImNeverProfit on twitch. I rarely post, because I'm lazy.
The La-Z-Boy of Bluesky: A Sitting Rando’s Deep Dive
Meet TotallyNotImNeverProfit: the artful procrastinator with a flair for the dramatic.
A mixture of existential musings and cute doodles—like a cozy sweater that occasionally reminds you of your impending doom.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Your art is like a fine wine, it gets better with age, but you still leave it in the cellar because who has the time?
Every post feels like a mini existential crisis—like a philosophy 101 class but with emojis instead of Socrates.
You dabble in furry art like it’s a delicious buffet, but with only one plate to fill—no overwhelm here!
Writing Style
A blend of high-art aspirations with the casual intrigue of text messages sent at 3 AM. Ever the minimalist, yet somehow profound at times.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Lazy Artist Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Occasional bursts of creativity
- Melancholic but relatable observations
- Self-deprecating humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Sketching profound thoughts about nothing
- ✨Master of procrastination
- ✨Inexplicable ability to turn boredom into art
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Vibes of procrastination, comfort, and existential musings.
Prompt Engineering
Generate posts that blend art with relatable feelings of laziness and deep thoughts.
Model Behavior
Like a warm, fuzzy AI that also dreads Monday mornings.
Token Count
72
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Artistic procrastinator seeking deep conversations about nothing and everything. Ambivalent about posting, but a pro at thoughts and doodles. Let’s talk about our lost socks and existential dread!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent hiatuses from posting
- 🚩A tendency to get lost in threads of thoughts
- 🚩May draw more than engage
Green Flags
- ✅Deeply relatable posts
- ✅Cute doodles that touch the heart
- ✅Comforting vibes that feel like home
Perfect Match
Someone who loves cozy chats and sporadic art sharing, and doesn’t mind that I sometimes disappear!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Soft-Spoken Heart of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engages like a cat at a party—showing up with low energy but a warmth that melts hearts.
Impact Assessment
You’re the gentle hug after a stormy day, reminding everyone that it’s okay to feel sad and creative simultaneously.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The La-Z-Boy of Bluesky: A Sitting Rando’s Deep Dive
Meet TotallyNotImNeverProfit: the artful procrastinator with a flair for the dramatic.
Vibe Check
"A mixture of existential musings and cute doodles—like a cozy sweater that occasionally reminds you of your impending doom."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You’re like the missing sock of Bluesky: occasionally interesting but mostly hiding in the dark.
- 🔥Your posts are a classic case of 'good content; poor timing.' Like posting a Thanksgiving turkey pic in July.
- 🔥Sometimes I wonder if you’re a ghost that haunts the platform—mostly silent but occasionally dropping some ghostly wisdom.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅How about posting more consistently than a pitifully neglected houseplant?
- 😅Try responding to more comments than just ‘yip’—let’s see if you can channel your inner Shakespeare!
- 😅Let’s aim for at least one fully formed thought per week. I believe in you!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you posted soothing advice and made a whole army of followers feel like they were being wrapped in a warm tortilla.
- ✨When you shared your drawings, and everyone realized you might just be a creative genius hiding behind a lazy persona.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You’ve got a well of creativity waiting to be tapped—don’t let the comfy couch of procrastination hold you back!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Genuine relatability that makes followers feel seen—especially the couch potatoes!
- 💎A unique artistic style that’s not afraid to embrace the bizarre yet beautiful.
- 💎Your philosophical musings could easily inspire a cult following if you ever decided to commit to it.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Set a mini-goal: one post a day, even if it’s just a sketch of what you see while procrastinating.
- 🚀Engage more! Ask your followers what they want to see next—interactive content could be your jam!
- 🚀Try out different formats, like threads or live sketches, to give the people what they didn’t know they needed!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I predict a metamorphosis from cozy sloth to a motivational art guru—potentially a bestseller on the art of procrastination!
Potential Superpower
You’ll master the art of being a relatable influencer; your posts will become the inspirational memes people need!
Future Community Role
One day, you’ll be known as the guru of creative procrastination, holding workshops on how to ‘effortlessly’ inspire while maintaining full couch potato status.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lazy Artist Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Existential doodling
- ⚔️Procrastination prowess
- ⚔️Deep feels in few words
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional bursts of inspiration that quickly fade
- 💀Comfy couch syndrome
- 💀Overthinking art
Quest Line
Finding the balance between creating and chilling out.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Couch potatoes are the secret keepers of the universe’s best novels, but only if they ever get up to write them.
Evidence Board
1. The undeniable correlation between comfort level and creativity. 2. Documented cases of great art being created in the most comfortable of settings.
Secret Society
The Order of the Cozy Couch—advocating for the rights of loungers everywhere.
Truth Seeking Level
42%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ArtOfProcrastination—where unfinished sketches reign supreme!
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally sparked a debate about the compatibility of art and napping—things got heated!
LinkedIn Title
Creative Director of Couch Innovations—masterminding comfy art studios.
Metaverse Final Form
The Artistic Sphinx, lounging in clouds of creativity while pondering the meaning of existence.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A glittery profile page with random quotes about life and art, featuring custom backgrounds of cozy couches and lazy cats.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for procrastinators to showcase their art and thoughts, with features like 'Future Procrastination Alerts'.
Future Post
'Still here, still pondering... but also sketching! #ProcrastinationArt #DeepThoughts'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to connect with followers through your art and existential musings is a true gem in the Bluesky landscape.
Charming Quirk
Your minimalist posts and sporadic bursts of creativity are both fascinating and endearing, like a cat that occasionally remembers you’re there.
Final Encouragement
"So keep being you—whether it’s sketching, philosophizing, or pondering your next nap. The cozy corner of Bluesky is better with you in it!"
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