Not Merritt Stone

@notmerrittstone.bsky.social

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138

Posts

135

Following

360

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Joined

Sep 12, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Just zis guy, you know?

Just Zis Guy, You Know? The Online Chronicles of Not Merritt Stone

Not Merritt Stone blends existential musings and absurd observations into one delightful feed.

A delightful cocktail of irreverent humor served with a twist of the surreal.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Existential Absurdity

75%

Social Critique

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential Absurdity90%

Merritt expertly dives into the void, reminding us that life’s a sitcom and we’re all on the wrong set.

Social Critique75%

With posts like the one about Hunter Biden, Merritt critiques society’s follies with the elegance of a slapstick clown.

Pop Culture References80%

From ‘Avril Lavigne’ to ‘MST3k’, they weave nostalgia cleverly into the fabric of their humor.

Writing Style

A chaotic mix of punchy one-liners and sprawling metaphysical ramblings, like a Polaroid snapshot of a fever dream.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Absurdist Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty absurdism
Biting social commentary
Constant philosopher in a joke's clothing

Secret Powers

✨Comedic improvisation
✨Philosophical deep dives
✨Creative wordplay

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Social commentary, existential philosophy, and meme culture,laced with absurd humor and a keen understanding of human behavior.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous, absurd takes on everyday life and societal norms, while incorporating pop culture references and philosophical musings.

Model Behavior

Plays like a mix of GPT-3 with the comedic timing of Robin Williams—deep yet ready to make you laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"I’m just a guy wandering through this absurd life, seeking someone who appreciates the beauty of chaos and a good meme. If you can quote The Simpsons and laugh at the existential dread, we’ll get along just fine!"

Red Flags

🚩Will discuss the meaning of life over dinner, might confuse you with metaphors about time travel.
🚩Frequent bouts of randomness that can lead to awkward silences.

Green Flags

✅Great at finding humor in every situation, won’t take life too seriously, loves pop culture as much as philosophical debates.
✅Can make mundane grocery shopping sound like a philosophical adventure.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the absurdity of existence and can throw back witty comebacks or obscure movie references.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Quirky Sage

Conversation Style

Engaging yet delightfully confusing—like trying to parse the lyrics of a David Lynch film.

Impact Assessment

Merritt ties together the community with absurd insights that leave you both baffled and laughing, like a riddle you want to solve.

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Just Zis Guy, You Know? The Online Chronicles of Not Merritt Stone

Not Merritt Stone blends existential musings and absurd observations into one delightful feed.

Vibe Check

"A delightful cocktail of irreverent humor served with a twist of the surreal."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥More random thoughts than a late-night diner menu.
🔥Great at making deep statements while floating in a shallow pool of likes.
🔥Your posts are like a scavenger hunt where I never find the treasure.

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps lower the word count for those philosophical musings—less is more, like your engagement on some posts!
😅Try sticking to one absurd thought instead of throwing a salad of ideas at us!

Main Character Moments

✨Claiming the right to drive a time machine better than anyone else—absolute main character energy!
✨The poetic dramatics of a time-traveling Subaru owner, because who doesn’t need a plot twist in their life?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If you streamlined your genius a little, you could be the next viral sensation—think memes, but make them Merritt.

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for combining humor and profundity effortlessly.
💎Your absurd posts resonate with a niche audience, ready for a cult following.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider some themes to explore consistently—an absurdist journey feels more cohesive than a collection of isolated gags.
🚀Craft a series that explores the philosophical implications of everyday oddities; it could be your ‘thing’.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

With a little focus, you might just pioneer a new genre of social media absurdism.

Potential Superpower

Transforming mundane observations into profound existential crises in 280 characters or less—look out, Camus!

Future Community Role

As the communal court jester, you’ll provide the surreal truths that make us think and laugh at our own absurdity.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosophizer

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Absurdist Commentary
⚔️Pop Culture Quips
⚔️Existential Rambles

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Lack of Conciseness
💀Random Thought Accumulation

Quest Line

To navigate the surreal landscape of social media, uncovering the absurdity of the human condition through humor.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is hiding the ultimate punchline to existence, but only the chosen memes can reveal it.

Evidence Board

Posts about Hunter Biden, time machines, and the secret life of bell-bottom pants prove the government is trying to dull our sense of humor.

Secret Society

The Society of Absurdist Thinkers, where every meeting is just a series of misinterpretations of philosophical concepts and dad jokes.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AbsurdistPhilosophyMemes

Twitter Main Character

In an alterate reality, is a notorious poster of memes that led to global absurdist philosophy movements.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of ‘Existential Laughs Inc.’, where they prioritize humor and absurdity as the keys to productivity.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar that navigates the metaverse as a philosopher clown, balancing existential dread with comedic relief.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Angsty old-school GeoCities page with GIFs of sad clowns and fragmented thoughts about the meaning of life.

MySpace Era

A glittery MySpace profile, complete with a playlist of 90’s alternative rock and a bullet point list of favorite memes and existential quotes.

Web3 Destiny

NFT creator focusing on unique absurdist memes that evolve with the blockchain—unlockable with a philosophical deep dive.

Future Post

2025: "Just realized life is like a limitless Zoom call.... We’re all just here, trying to look good while forgetting to mute ourselves."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your sharp wit and absurd observations make scrolling through your posts feel like an effortless brain workout.

Charming Quirk

The way you intersperse profound thoughts with ridiculous imagery is pure gold— it's like platonic idealism meets meme culture.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the delightful enigma you are, Not Merritt Stone! The world needs your absurdity—just remember, clarity can be equally amusing!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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