A snark for the left where I use facts and logic and some humor to point out who is on the "Dark Side"
The Snarky Sage of Bluesky: Terry Joyce
Facts, humor, and a relentless quest to block the bots—Terry's online presence is a masterclass in digital snark.
A delightful mix of curmudgeon and comedian, Terry's posts are like a rollercoaster ride through the absurdity of modern life.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Terry's take on celebrity antics is as refreshing as a cold beverage on a hot day; they keep us cool while stirring up the pot.
A sharp conscience and a willingness to call out the absurd is Terry's forte, drawing lines like a toddler with a crayon—no shame and no boundaries.
Whether it's grocery shopping or telemarketer woes, Terry captures the pain of the mundane like a poet with a chip on their shoulder.
Writing Style
Terry's writing is like jazz—perfectly improvised with a rhythm that keeps you engaged, even when they hit a sour note (like that time they fumbled their grocery delivery complaints). Occasionally unclear, but always entertaining!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Snarky Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty social critiques
- Obsessive bot spotter
- Throwback pop culture references
Secret Powers
- ✨Accidental meme creator
- ✨Master of unsolicited life advice
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of snarky social commentary, pop culture references, and everyday frustrations; humorously dissecting politics, celebrities, and the occasional grocery mishap.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty observations and critiques on modern life, infused with humor and an air of sarcasm.
Model Behavior
Acts like a grumpy, yet wise, cultural commentator that uses irony and exaggeration for comedic effect.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Love long rants about telemarketers and relentless bot-blocking. Expert at delivering snarky commentary on everyday absurdities. Swipe right for witty banter and shared frustration about the state of society."
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessive blocking of bots
- 🚩Overly critical of telemarketers
- 🚩Bit of a curmudgeon
Green Flags
- ✅Sharp sense of humor
- ✅Passionate about social issues
- ✅Loves classic pop culture
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates sarcasm, enjoys discussions about nonsense, and isn't afraid to call out the absurd.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky's Chief Block Officer
Conversation Style
Direct and humorous, with a sprinkle of sarcasm that keeps the trolls at bay.
Impact Assessment
Terry's contributions add a layer of humor to community discussions, like a cherry on top of a sundae of confusion.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Snarky Sage of Bluesky: Terry Joyce
Facts, humor, and a relentless quest to block the bots—Terry's online presence is a masterclass in digital snark.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of curmudgeon and comedian, Terry's posts are like a rollercoaster ride through the absurdity of modern life."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Terry's posts are so full of complaints, you'd think they were auditioning for a reality TV show about curmudgeons.
- 🔥They've thrown shade at more celebrities than a Hollywood paparazzo, yet still wonder why they're not trending!
- 🔥If Terry had a dollar for every bot they'd blocked, they'd probably be richer than they claim Mavis wanczyk is!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Adopt a more forgiving stance toward bots; maybe they just want a friend, too (albeit a robotic one).
- 😅Try to incorporate more positive affirmations—who says there can't be joy in calling out nonsense?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time they declared war on Kroger with the zeal of a medieval knight!
- ✨Their passionate musings on the absurdity of 'pajama suits'—a true fashionista trapped in a bluesky realm.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Terry could elevate their presence even more by crafting a specific persona, perhaps as the Bluesky's self-appointed meme lord.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong sense of humor
- 💎Keen observational skills
- 💎Ability to make even the most mundane situations entertaining
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating themed posts or a weekly series for greater engagement; perhaps 'Terry's Take on Telemarketers'?
- 🚀Look into utilizing visuals or memes; nothing draws attention like a good visual punchline!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
One day, Terry might just become the social media equivalent of a grumpy cat meme—iconic and endlessly shareable.
Potential Superpower
Mastery of the roast; their ability to blend humor and critique will reach legendary status as they become a go-to source for snark.
Future Community Role
They'll likely evolve into a community figurehead, hosting 'Block Parties' where members unite to share their funniest bot encounters.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Observer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Retorts
- ⚔️Bot Detection
- ⚔️Pop Culture References
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Telemarketer Rage
- 💀Long-winded Rants
Quest Line
To cleanse the Bluesky of pesky bots while delivering snarky critiques of society.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The bots are an advanced AI experiment to test human patience and sarcasm levels on social media.
Evidence Board
Increasing number of spam accounts are linked to sudden fluctuations in social media trends and the mysterious disappearance of sincere interactions.
Secret Society
The Society of Blocked Bots, dedicated to fighting online pestilence one account at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CurmudgeonsUnited
Twitter Main Character
Engaging in a Twitter feud with a celebrity about their past commercials filmed overseas.
LinkedIn Title
Director of Telemarketer Relations; promises to revolutionize the industry by enforcing 'no call' Sundays.
Metaverse Final Form
A wise-cracking avatar that roams the metaverse, collecting and archiving the most ridiculous bot interactions.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a playlist of 90s grunge and a top 8 featuring notable snarky characters from sitcoms.
Web3 Destiny
Ownership of a virtual estate where every room is themed after various bot encounters; NFT art includes their best tweets.
Future Post
'In a shocking turn of events, my grocery delivery arrived 3 hours late, and it turns out it was a bot trying to sell me mushrooms!'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Terry's humor serves as a refreshing antidote to the chaos of online discourse, keeping it both entertaining and relatable.
Charming Quirk
Their ongoing battle with bots adds a layer of absurdity to their feed—tune in for the drama!
Final Encouragement
"Keep it coming, Terry! Your posts are like a warm cup of sarcasm, making the Bluesky world a cozier (and significantly funnier) place."
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