noyoucmon

@noyoucmon.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 16, 2024

Chicago.

Noyoucmon: The Bluesky Chronicles of a Soup-Dropping Philosopher

A whirlwind of self-deprecating humor, existential musings, and a dash of cat drama.

Like an indie film festival that got way too real after the Q&A.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Self-Deprecation

65%

Pop Culture Critique

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Self-Deprecation75%

Noyoucmon turns personal blunders into comedy gold, like the time they dropped a brand new phone into soup and philosophized about the mere existence of Diners Club cards—who knew such pain could be so relatable?

Pop Culture Critique65%

With a keen eye, they navigate the landscape of television, books, and the odd British singer, proving they're as likely to quote Frank Black as to shake their fist at cancelled children’s shows. Because who doesn’t rage against the dying of the cultural light?

Existential Musings90%

From pondering their place in the universe to age-equating with Mick Jagger, their posts read like an offbeat coming-of-age novel, where the protagonist is perpetually late to their own introspection.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of dry wit and heartfelt observations that feel like sitting down with a friend who’s just had one too many existential crises over cold coffee.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Melancholic Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Profoundly introspective
Accidental comedian
Cat enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨In-depth analysis of corporate nonsense
✨Nostalgic movie trivia mastery
✨Soup spillage prevention (or lack thereof)

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mixture of witty observations, pop culture references, and self-deprecation.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and roast a social media user based on their posting history and engagement metrics.

Model Behavior

Like a hybrid of a comedian and a philosopher, with an affinity for cats.

Token Count

2500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Chicago-based philosopher with a knack for turning soup spills into self-reflection. Seeking someone who can appreciate the depths of existential dread but also knows how to have a good time."

Red Flags

🚩Watches horror movies with cats and gets spooked easily.
🚩Overly nostalgic about obscure British singers.
🚩Tends to overthink literally everything.

Green Flags

✅Deeply introspective with a side of humor.
✅Knows the value of a good book and a bad pun.
✅Loves cats and can relate to their absurdity.

Perfect Match

Someone who can discuss the intricacies of pop culture while sharing a bowl of soup.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sarcastic Sage

Conversation Style

Mixes reassurance with playful ribbing like a stand-up comic who’s just realized they’re also everyone's therapist.

Impact Assessment

Their presence is a cozy blanket on a cold Chicago day—comforting yet somehow always tangentially related to existential dread.

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Noyoucmon: The Bluesky Chronicles of a Soup-Dropping Philosopher

A whirlwind of self-deprecating humor, existential musings, and a dash of cat drama.

Vibe Check

"Like an indie film festival that got way too real after the Q&A."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Bless you for your work? I didn't realize we were praying for our mutual therapy sessions.
🔥At this rate, your procrastination could win employee of the month—if only they could find it.

Quirky Challenges

😅Combining cat zoomies and horror movies seamlessly is a true multi-tasking skill—do you take requests?
😅Managing to spill soup onto a new phone proves that you’re a master of unintentional performance art.

Main Character Moments

✨That moment when you declare 'Fuck prestige television' like it’s a battle cry in a dystopian novel—what a mood!
✨When your dad’s phone knowledge is the only ancient wisdom you need for a crisis.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Channel that humor into a podcast—think 'Existential Laughter' with special guests like your cat!

Unique Advantages

💎A flair for turning mundane moments into relatable anecdotes
💎A knack for insightful critiques of pop culture—even if it’s just a rabbit hole dive into Cliff Richard

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe try a series of posts using only emojis for a week—understandably chaotic.
🚀Keep pushing the envelope with your humor—have you considered stand-up? You could be the next great Bluesky performer!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a rise in followers as they become the philosopher-king of Bluesky—like Socrates, but with more cat anecdotes.

Potential Superpower

The ability to make every mundane life event seem profoundly important yet hilariously ironic—like if Camus had a blog about IKEA returns.

Future Community Role

The go-to voice for those needing a chuckle, a deeper philosophical inquiry, or both.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Melancholic Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Unintentional Comedy
⚔️Profound Introspection
⚔️Cat Aficionado

Weaknesses

💀Chronic Procrastination
💀Obsessive Pop Culture Analysis
💀Soup-Related Mishaps

Quest Line

Journeying through life's absurdities with a side of cat drama and existential musings.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

All major corporations are secretly in cahoots to make soup the next cryptocurrency.

Evidence Board

1. Frequent soup-related incidents. 2. Mysterious disappearance of Diners Club cards.

Secret Society

The Society of Soup Spill Prevention and Existential Analysis.

Truth Seeking Level

80%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/DeepThoughtsAndCatDrama

Twitter Main Character

Caught in an endless debate about the merits of prestige television vs. literature.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Executive Officer at 'Existential Insights LLC'.

Metaverse Final Form

The God of Absurdity, guiding avatars through comedy and chaos.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here’s my cat, my favorite songs, and an animated GIF of a dancing baby.

MySpace Era

Profile featuring an excessive display of Blink-182 lyrics and dizzying glitter graphics.

Web3 Destiny

Involved in a decentralized platform for sharing profound thoughts, cat memes, and soup recipes.

Future Post

Just discovered the secret to eternal youth: avoiding soup spills at all costs!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

A remarkable ability to capture the absurdity of life’s little tragedies and make them hilariously relatable—soup-drenched phones aside.

Charming Quirk

Your talent for self-reflection is rivaled only by your ability to make others laugh at the chaos of life.

Final Encouragement

"Keep dropping those truth bombs, one cat zoomie and existential crisis at a time—you’re a gem in this wild digital landscape!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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