🔞NSFW Account of @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live🔞 IRL and Furry Porn | 39 | Pup Stuff | 🏳️🌈🐻🐺 | Lover of bears and Twitch streamer @ twitch.tv/thedogsbreakfast
The Unfiltered Chronicles of The Ol' Dog 'n' Bone: A Howl of a Time!
An unabashed celebration of all things naughty, furry, and fun!
Pure joy mixed with a sprinkle of mischief and a dash of d*ck jokes.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
You don't just wake up to a perfect day; you wake up to a perfect day to be hornier than a pack of dogs in heat!
This self-imposed challenge is like 'No Shave November,' but with a little more 'growth'—if you catch my drift!
Nothing says 'I care' like a euphemistic plea for a buddy to help you out under the sheets. If this isn't true friendship, I don't know what is!
Writing Style
Rhythmic, cheeky, with a penchant for repetition—half the time I can't tell if I'm reading a post or a very naughty song!
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Kinky Canine Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Unrelenting horniness
- Whimsical humor
- Playful wit
Secret Powers
- ✨Improv on the fly
- ✨Captivating storytelling with NSFW themes
- ✨Creating lewd poetry on a whim
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of furry fandom, NSFW humor, and a sprinkling of wholesome companionship vibes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate playful, cheeky, and passionate content about love, lust, and the occasional canine-inspired shenanigan.
Model Behavior
Thinks like a randy bard, crafting tales of intimacy and laughter—often at a dog park or in a shower.
Token Count
987
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"39 and living life to the fullest—an NSFW furry with a passion for bears and chaotic connections. Looking for cuddle buddies who appreciate humor, love Twitch streams, and don't mind a little mischief in the morning."
Red Flags
- 🚩Wakes up too horny for comfort
- 🚩Has a questionable obsession with shower floors
- 🚩May invite you to NSFW art parties
Green Flags
- ✅Loves playful banter
- ✅Knows how to keep the mood spicy and friendly
- ✅Passionate about prostate health!
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates both intimate cuddles and wacky adventures—bonus points if you can keep up with my humor!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Furry Pun Master
Conversation Style
Engaging with a side of playful naughtiness—it's like a pillow fight with words!
Impact Assessment
The glue that keeps the community together, especially when that glue is questionable at best and slightly sticky at worst.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Unfiltered Chronicles of The Ol' Dog 'n' Bone: A Howl of a Time!
An unabashed celebration of all things naughty, furry, and fun!
Vibe Check
"Pure joy mixed with a sprinkle of mischief and a dash of d*ck jokes."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You sure love your repetition; are we writing a novel or just having fun?
- 🔥Every post feels like a courtship, and I'm not sure if you're trying to date or just get railed!
- 🔥Day 1 of #NonstopNutNovember: *So how's that going for you?*
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider varying your wake-up calls; a little spontaneity might get you more likes!
- 😅Try posting about something other than sex... like breakfast! Wait, what am I saying?
Main Character Moments
- ✨The flair with which you advocate for prostate health is... commendable?
- ✨Every time you say 'Happy #FCF,' a little part of me dies laughing—and possibly a little shocked.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your charm could fill a stadium; consider using it for a furry comedy special!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A fearless approach to comedy, even when it’s butt-naked!
- 💎Strong connection with your followers—like a puppy with its favorite chew toy.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Engage in themed series; maybe 'Cooking with Canines' or 'Art of the Furry Nude'?
- 🚀Host a Q&A session—buckle up, it might get racy!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A burgeoning star in the NSFW comedy scene, likely taking their act to platforms beyond Bluesky!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn mundane moments into hilariously euphemistic tales—coming soon to a comedy club near you!
Future Community Role
The local archon of lewdness, keeping the spirit alive with a wink and a wag!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Furry Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Euphemism Mastery
- ⚔️Horny Haikus
- ⚔️Cuddle Summoning
Weaknesses
- 💀Repetitive Winks
- 💀Overly Horny Mornings
- 💀Shower Thoughts
Quest Line
To spread joy and mischief through the power of unfiltered humor and cheeky canine charm!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly distributing NSFW content to promote happiness, and I’m just a dedicated informant.
Evidence Board
Daily affirmations of horniness correlate with increased laughter—case closed.
Secret Society
The Order of the Horny Hounds—recruitment requires a minimum of three lewd puns and a willingness to cuddle.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FurryMemes, enforcing the humorous boundaries of lewdness with a wagging finger and a cheeky grin.
Twitter Main Character
The person who inadvertently becomes the face of NSFW content, leading to viral debates about decency in furry spaces—cough, cough, #FurryGate.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Canine Comedy, where we advocate for puns, plush toys, and the healing power of laughter, especially in workplaces.
Metaverse Final Form
A combination of a digital dog park and a comedy club—every bark and giggle emanates from a holographic shower stall.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
With custom background wallpaper of your choice—probably something fluffy—while blasting your own NSFW theme song, "Who Let the Dogs Out!"
Web3 Destiny
Launching a subscription service for paw-sitively lewd content and furry-themed NFTs—you might just become a millionaire in the right metaverse!
Future Post
"Deciding between fursona and human persona for my comedy special—who knew identity could be so complicated?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your enthusiastic and unapologetic presence is nothing short of infectious!
Charming Quirk
The way you sprinkle euphemisms like confetti is both impressive and entertaining!
Final Encouragement
"Keep howling at the moon and making us laugh—just remember to wipe those paws!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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