Numinous Ninja

@numinousninja.bsky.social

Followers

309

Posts

Following

635

Packs

Joined

Oct 7, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

PNW - ExGOP who isn’t going back 💙🇺🇸 - Married - She/Her - Photography - Adopted by 4 Stray Cats - Gardening. I follow back like-minded profiles. Please post something so we can get to know you, too. 👀

The Numinous Ninja: Slaying Bad Vibes One Post at a Time

A political warrior with a heart—and a camera—on a mission to save the world and her plants.

Think 'Cat Lady meets Political Commentator' with a dash of Gardening Guru.

85%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Politics

80%

Gardening

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics90%

A buffet of political hot takes served with a side of sass—like a spicy taco at a vegan potluck!

Gardening80%

A love letter to plants that reads like a tragic romance—always prepping for the next season, like a gardener on the brink of a dramatic telenovela.

Cats75%

Adopting stray cats like they’re trendy accessories—her cat game is strong, making her the ultimate foster mom of the feline foster care system.

Writing Style

A chatty mix of insightful rants and playful jabs, with the occasional existential crisis tucked in between—like saying ‘my WiFi sucks’ while quoting the Constitution.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Woke Warrior with a Green Thumb

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Political firebrand
Pet enthusiast (hello, stray cats!)
Gardener extraordinaire

Secret Powers

✨Photography through dirty windows
✨Unintentional comedy in WiFi struggles
✨Expert in cat diplomacy

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political commentary, cat memes, gardening advice, and occasional existential reflections.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty and insightful observations on politics, pets, and plants.

Model Behavior

Eloquent, humorous, and slightly chaotic, with a tendency to veer off into cat-related tangents.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Cat lady on a mission to save the world, one plant and post at a time. Ideally someone who enjoys political debates, cozy evenings, and occasional rescue missions for strays. Let’s talk about our cats over coffee!"

Red Flags

🚩Voted Republican once, so still getting my footing!
🚩Definitely a passionate debater—bring your A-game!

Green Flags

✅Rescues stray animals like it's her full-time job.
✅Has a green thumb—can keep a plant alive longer than most relationships.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates activism, enjoys long discussions about healthcare, and can handle spontaneous cat-themed adventures.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cat-Petition Whisperer and Political Maven

Conversation Style

A blend of political commentary and cozy cat anecdotes—like a fierce debate with a side of catnip.

Impact Assessment

She’s the glue holding the Bluesky community together, one post at a time, like a cat clinging to a well-placed sunbeam.

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The Numinous Ninja: Slaying Bad Vibes One Post at a Time

A political warrior with a heart—and a camera—on a mission to save the world and her plants.

Vibe Check

"Think 'Cat Lady meets Political Commentator' with a dash of Gardening Guru."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If her gardening skills were as sharp as her political opinions, we’d all be eating homegrown kale and composting our problems.
🔥Professional WiFi warrior, yet she still can’t conquer the two-story house battle—somewhere, a strong signal looks down in judgment.
🔥Her posts have more peaks and valleys than a soap opera plot twist; one moment she’s in a cat snuggle, the next she’s fuming over political injustice.

Quirky Challenges

😅Remembering to water her plants while fighting for democracy—an endless debate in the Numinous household.
😅Balancing deep thoughts on healthcare with the fierce competition of cat cuddles—who will win today?

Main Character Moments

✨That time she spent $525 to make a video denouncing sexual assault—talk about investing in social justice with a side of sass!
✨Posting about Christmas lights in a dark time—like a holiday special in the middle of a political thriller.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If she channels her gardening skills into her political passion, she could become a one-woman social justice garden campaign!

Unique Advantages

💎A blend of humor and urgency that juggles the serious with the absurd—like a three-ring circus where everyone is juggling politics, plants, and purring cats.
💎A growing follower base that appreciates authenticity—get ready for the Numinous Ninja fan club!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀More cat pictures—nothing softens political discourse like a fluffy kitten!
🚀Create a gardening advice segment alongside political commentary—‘How to Grow Your Own Activism’ series, anyone?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect more deeper dives into the intersection of politics and daily life—like a gardening experiment that grows into a fruitful political commentary.

Potential Superpower

Her ability to blend humor with urgency—watch out for the wit that can cut through the noise.

Future Community Role

She might just become the unofficial therapist of Bluesky, mixing gardening advice with political motivation like a Pinterest board come to life.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Woke Warrior with a Green Thumb

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Firebrand
⚔️Cat Whisperer
⚔️Gardening Guru

Weaknesses

💀Slightly Overwhelmed by WiFi Signals
💀Occasional Existential Crises
💀Can’t Resist a Good Cat Snuggle

Quest Line

Transforming the Bluesky community one insightful rant and cat picture at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly funded by stray cats who want to take over the world.

Evidence Board

Strays showing up in high-profile political events, cats mysteriously disappearing from shelters—the connections are there!

Secret Society

The Society for the Protection of Feline Rights (SPFR)

Truth Seeking Level

42%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CatPeopleWhoCareAboutPolitics

Twitter Main Character

The well-meaning rage machine who single-handedly calls out the MAGA cult every week—no one is spared!

LinkedIn Title

The CEO of a non-profit combining animal rescue and political activism—think ‘Meow-tional Justice Alliance’.

Metaverse Final Form

A fierce digital garden where everyone plants seeds of activism and cat cuddles flourish.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to her cats and political views, complete with sparkly graphics and animated gifs of kittens.

MySpace Era

Custom profile song: ‘Fight Song’ by Rachel Platten, profile picture with her cats and quotes about democracy, and a Top 8 featuring her favorite political activists.

Web3 Destiny

A DAO focused on rescuing stray animals and advocating for political change—holders receive exclusive cat content!

Future Post

‘Just saw a MAGA rally with my cats. Even they were shaking their heads! #FelinePolitics’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Her fierce authenticity; she’s as real as the dirt under her nails after a day of gardening.

Charming Quirk

Her habit of slipping from political discourse to cat commentary—like a political manifesto that suddenly turns into a pet diary.

Final Encouragement

"Keep growing, Numinous Ninja! The internet needs more people like you—cats, vegetables, and all!"

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