Middle aged, tatted, and perpetually tired ex-hacker bear trying to find little joys in all (waves around) THIS shit. A feed of gay bear things, progressive politics, random shit musings, and whatever else I find a need to yell into the digital blue sky.
Nunya Bidness: The Bear Necessities of Bluesky Entertainment
A middle-aged hacker bear sifting through life’s absurdities—one post at a time.
A blend of snarky wisdom served with a side of bared claws.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Between his rants about tipping culture and child-free zones, Nunya doesn’t just tweet; he rallies! He's the type who brings a megaphone to a pillow fight.
His love for absurdity stretches from 'Sneakers' to 'The Blair Witch Project'—proving that even a bear can appreciate cinematic brilliance while rolling his eyes.
With dishes like gumbo making a regular appearance, Nunya is not just a bear; he's the culinary equivalent of a warm hug after a long winter.
Writing Style
Nunya writes with the effortless gold of a stand-up comedian, mixing poignant observations with witty exasperation. He keeps the punchlines coming faster than a toddler on a sugar rush.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Sassy Sage
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered honesty
- Sardonic humor
- Nostalgic references
Secret Powers
- ✨Culinary creativity (especially gumbo)
- ✨Irresistible charm at parties
- ✨Expert-level sarcasm
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of progressive politics, gay bear culture, cooking, social justice, and pop culture fandom fused with stand-up comedy timing.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary on societal issues interspersed with personal anecdotes and humor, while maintaining engagement on social media platforms.
Model Behavior
Nunya is like a blend of GPT-4's commentary generation capability and a seasoned stand-up comic’s timing and observational prowess.
Token Count
15000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Middle-aged bear with a penchant for sharp wit and adventurous spirits. Swipe right if you enjoy progressive rants, culinary escapades, and the occasional existential dread. No potlucks with raisins allowed."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might roast you for fun
- 🚩Tendency to ramble
- 🚩Always ready to argue
Green Flags
- ✅Incredible chef
- ✅Strong beliefs on social justice
- ✅Loves bears and all their nuances
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates deep conversations, enjoys adventurous meals, and isn't afraid of a little sarcasm.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Snarky Truth-Teller
Conversation Style
A blend of roast and toast: he’ll uplift a friend while simultaneously reminding them who *really* owns them.
Impact Assessment
Nunya's like that clever friend who always knows when to drop a bomb and when to throw a life raft; the community flourishes with his unique brand of tough love.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Nunya Bidness: The Bear Necessities of Bluesky Entertainment
A middle-aged hacker bear sifting through life’s absurdities—one post at a time.
Vibe Check
"A blend of snarky wisdom served with a side of bared claws."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Master of the one-liner, but sometimes forgets the setup—like a bear trying to surf.
- 🔥His social commentary is so spicy that even the hot sauce is sweating.
- 🔥In the rabbit hole of sarcasm, he’s a seasoned tour guide, but don’t ask for directions.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Uses the phrase 'y’all' so much that I’m convinced he’s secretly a Southern belle.
- 😅Might need to take a class on brevity—some posts read like a sitcom pilot.
- 😅His replies are a mix of sage advice and eyebrow-raising chaos, akin to finding a bear in a library.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he eloquently defended the joys of common sense over chaos at a holiday party—classic Nunya!
- ✨When he decided to pull a full-on 'Dare I say' moment during a Twitter debate, it was cinematic.
- ✨Every tweet about food feels like a mini food documentary narrated by a food critic with a side of sass.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for dissecting absurdities, he could easily turn a Twitter thread into a bestselling book titled 'Bear Necessities of Adulting.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎An unfiltered voice that cuts through the noise like a hot knife through butter.
- 💎Invaluable experience in mixing politics with humor, making tough topics digestible.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider deeper dives into the fascinating world of bear culture—there's an audience ready to devour!
- 🚀Get a late-night podcast going; I can already picture the words 'bear' and 'banter' in the title for peak charm.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect an interactive online cooking show where Nunya tackles recipes while roasting trolls—cooking with claws!
Potential Superpower
Mastery of the ‘viral take’—one well-timed tweet could easily lead to meme lord status.
Future Community Role
A beloved roastmaster in the community, turning Bluesky into his own comedic haven.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Sassy Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unfiltered honesty
- ⚔️Sardonic humor
- ⚔️Culinary creativity
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional verbosity
- 💀A tendency to stir the pot
- 💀Moments of existential angsty rants
Quest Line
Navigating through the absurdities of life and social media, seeking to enlighten and amuse while craving a slice of gumbo.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly funding a program to train bears for social media management.
Evidence Board
Strange Twitter accounts posting bear memes, sudden influx of bear-themed pop culture references, and bear emojis in political tweets.
Secret Society
The League of Bear Advocates for Digital Freedom (LABADF).
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BearCultureAndPolitics
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally starts a feud with an internet influencer over a bear meme.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of #BearAndPaw Inc., specializing in bear-inspired lifestyle products and progressive consulting.
Metaverse Final Form
A wise bear avatar dispensing life advice while cooking virtual gumbo for avatars in a bear-themed restaurant.
- 📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
My profile will be decked out in glittery bears, mood music playlists featuring the best of 90s grunge, and a top 8 that highlights my ex-hacker friends.
Web3 Destiny
Tokenized culinary adventures with NFTs of my signature dishes—each with a humorous commentary!
Future Post
"In 2025, I finally opened 'Peace and Quiet'—and the kids’ meals cost $80, because why not?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to blend humor with heartfelt critiques is unmatched; he’s like a funhouse mirror that reflects truth.
Charming Quirk
Nunya's approach to issues is like a bear in yoga class—unexpected, but it's all about finding balance in life.
Final Encouragement
"Keep that digital blue sky filled with your delightful chaos, Nunya! The world needs more bears like you."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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