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    Bluesky

    aMessianistic White Shark, PhD (he/him, still pagan)

    @nvalidhandel.bsky.social

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    We do NOT like sheep, in the biblical sense. Ex-Catholic. Ex-Democrat. Been here since before it was cool. Trying to login and shitpost less and less. Failing occasionally. Often. Trans rights are human rights!🏳️‍⚧️ 🧪🧬🦞 🦈🌿 JMU>W&M>🌲

    A Shark in a Sea of Sheep: Navigating Bluesky Clout

    Meet the witty contrarian who swims against the tide in politics and digital art.

    "

    A complex blend of passionate advocacy and brilliant sarcasm, with a hint of existential dread.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Politics & Activism
    90%
    Social Justice

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics & Activism95%

    This user dives deep into political discourse, like a shark hunting for prey, often leaving a trail of political carnage in their wake.

    Social Justice90%

    They champion trans rights with the fervor of a gladiator in the Colosseum—unwavering and ready to take on any naysayer.

    Pop Culture Critique75%

    With sharp wit, they slice through celebrity nonsense, proving that even in chaos, there's always a punchline.

    Writing Style

    A mix of staccato remarks and poignant observations, with occasional bursts of meme-like absurdity that keep the reader on their toes. It's as if Aristotle started tweeting during a Twitter meltdown.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Cynical Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Political firebrand
    • Digital art enthusiast
    • Meme maestro

    Secret Powers

    • Insightful criticism of socio-political dynamics
    • Creating comics with impactful messages
    • Identifying obsolete fashion trends

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political debates, social justice movements, and quirky internet culture

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate sarcastic social commentary with a touch of existential dread and a dash of humor.

    Model Behavior

    Witty yet poignant, with an emphasis on social critique.

    Token Count

    900

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Seeking someone to share in the love of political debates, digital art, and the occasional turtleneck banter. Must support trans rights and enjoy dark humor!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tendency to block before discussing
    • 🚩Critiques the Democratic Party more than the average person
    • 🚩Obsessed with banning turtlenecks from public

    Green Flags

    • Passionate advocate for social justice
    • Creates comics about important issues
    • Knows the difference between a meme and a political statement

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves engaging discussions and isn't afraid to roast the establishment with me!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Reality Check

    Conversation Style

    Debate-stirring and often confrontational, like a comedian at a funeral—uncomfortable but undeniably captivating.

    Impact Assessment

    Their posts are like fireworks—bright, loud, and leave you questioning your life choices whether you wanted to or not.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    A Shark in a Sea of Sheep: Navigating Bluesky Clout

    Meet the witty contrarian who swims against the tide in politics and digital art.

    Vibe Check

    "A complex blend of passionate advocacy and brilliant sarcasm, with a hint of existential dread."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your political posts read like a dramatic monologue at an audition for 'Angry Citizen: The Musical.'
    • 🔥You seem to have a gift for turning simple discussions into a full-blown Revolutionary War reenactment.
    • 🔥The amount of time you spend criticizing the Dems could fund a small progressive campaign—are you secretly their worst nightmare?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Posting '🪶' doesn't count as a tweet, just saying.
    • 😅You might want to consider working on your punctuation—it’s more chaotic than a toddler’s finger painting.
    • 😅Maybe take a break from writing about turtlenecks; your audience isn't ready for that level of fashion critique.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you called for an end to all turtlenecks, it was a heroic act of fashion activism that few could rival.
    • Your tweet about prostate cancer searching on Bluesky made everyone cringe—but in the best way possible.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a talent for crafting biting commentary, you’re poised to become the go-to voice for younger activists seeking clarity in the chaos.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A knack for marrying humor with critical social commentary
    • 💎A follower count that’s higher than most; use it wisely!
    • 💎An ability to connect deeply with niche communities through your unique blend of content.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try engaging more with your followers—ask them questions or run polls to spark discussion.
    • 🚀Maybe throw in a cute cat meme now and then, just for balance—and to distract from the political chaos!
    • 🚀Consider diversifying your content with more multimedia—your comic skills could shine here!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Your profile could evolve into a powerhouse of progressive thought leadership—think Rachel Maddow meets a meme.

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming mundane political discussions into viral moments that get people talking and laughing at the same time.

    Future Community Role

    As the intellectual provocateur, you’ll be leading the charge against mediocrity one tweet at a time.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Truth-Seeker

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Political Satirist
    • ⚔️Meme Magician
    • ⚔️Digital Art Wizard

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Turtleneck Bias
    • 💀Punctuation Disarray
    • 💀Overzealous Block Instincts

    Quest Line

    To create an eco-system of political awareness while navigating the chaotic waters of online discourse.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Democratic Party is a front for a secret society of turtleneck enthusiasts bent on world domination.

    Evidence Board

    1. Turtlenecks are worn by 99% of politicians. 2. Turtlenecks were invented in the same year as the fall of the Berlin Wall. 3. They also resemble the collars of sheep, further tying to the user's theme of not liking them.

    Secret Society

    Society for Dismantling Turtlenecks and Political Nonsense

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalSatire

    Twitter Main Character

    When a cat meme goes viral in the middle of an American election—who knew?

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Anti-Turtleneck Initiatives.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The leader of a virtual protest against turtlenecks, armed with a digital paintbrush and a camera.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! Check out my opinions on politics and my favorite animated GIFs!

    MySpace Era

    Full-on emo aesthetic with posts about anti-fascism and the latest digital art trends.

    Web3 Destiny

    NFTs of my most scathing tweets—also, a digital art collective focused on social justice!

    Future Post

    Just published my first comic book! It's about a world where everyone wears turtlenecks, and we fight back!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your passionate voice on vital issues is both refreshing and necessary, like a cold drink on a hot day.

    Charming Quirk

    Your ability to combine sarcasm with social justice keeps us all on our toes.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep swimming against the tide—you’re making waves, and we’re all here for the show!"

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    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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    Creator

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