Mestre e jogador de RPG, falador de baboseiras e absurdos, máquina de referências obscuras Ele/dele 🏳️🌈 My name is Gui
O Malandro Valdecir Tetas: The Maestro of Absurdity
A unique blend of RPG enthusiasm, political commentary, and absurd humor that leaves you both chuckling and questioning life.
Like a cat meme with a political agenda, this profile knows how to keep it playful and profound.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When you're mixing tabletop RPGs with a splash of political satire, you get a potion that's part D20, part chaos — and O Malandro serves it up with flair!
Who needs a press release when you can drop wisdom like ‘happy bolsonaro indiciado day’ with a side of meme? It's like Socrates became a TikToker.
With posts like ‘Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black,’ it's clear their humor oscillates between genius and just plain weird — which is exactly how the internet likes it.
Writing Style
A delightful mishmash of witty banter and existential musings, punctuated by spontaneous outbursts of creativity, like a jazz solo on social media. You never quite know what you’re going to get, but it’s always memorable!
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Loves RPGs
- Obscure references connoisseur
- Political meme maestro
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating viral absurdities
- ✨Mastering the art of humor
- ✨Deep lore understanding in RPGs
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
An eclectic mix of RPG lore, political satire, and internet meme history.
Prompt Engineering
Create absurd statements and profound insights that challenge the status quo of social media.
Model Behavior
A mix of GPT-4's creativity and a circus clown's unpredictability.
Token Count
4025
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Just a quirky gamer looking for someone who appreciates absurd humor and knows their way around a D20. If you laugh at the mysteries of life and enjoy political memes, we might just hit the jackpot!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequently engages in chaotic banter that may confuse you.
- 🚩Yet to find a grocery store that satisfies their needs.
- 🚩May overanalyze your meme references for fun.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about RPGs and storytelling.
- ✅Can quote obscure references like they’re lyrics from your favorite song.
- ✅Will turn any mundane conversation into a philosophical debate.
Perfect Match
A fellow absurdist with a love for RPGs, sarcasm, and a strong Wi-Fi connection.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Absurd Philosopher
Conversation Style
Combines deep thoughts with random chaos, like a Shakespearian character who just discovered memes.
Impact Assessment
A quirky presence that both intrigues and confuses the community, like an artisanal pickle in a world of bland cucumbers.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
O Malandro Valdecir Tetas: The Maestro of Absurdity
A unique blend of RPG enthusiasm, political commentary, and absurd humor that leaves you both chuckling and questioning life.
Vibe Check
"Like a cat meme with a political agenda, this profile knows how to keep it playful and profound."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Their humor is sometimes so obscure it feels like it belongs in a museum for lost memes.
- 🔥They have a PhD in Dungeons & Dragons, yet still can’t find their way in a simple grocery store.
- 🔥Post frequency might be a little too high — even bluesky servers have their limits!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Overthinking the absurdity of life while also posting things that literally make no sense.
- 😅Trying to balance political commentary without breaking into a full-fledged rant on Thanksgiving.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they dissect the true meaning of a video game character’s love life like it’s a Shakespearean tragedy.
- ✨Their profound disdain for summer weather rivals only their love for complex RPG lore.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Experiment with longer threads that weave together their favorite topics into epic narratives — think ‘The Odyssey’ meets ‘Dungeons & Dragons’!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural flair for humor that resonates widely
- 💎Ability to stir thoughtful discussions with absurdity
- 💎Unique perspective as a gamer and a thinker
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider showcasing some RPG sessions or discussions on lore — it could be a hit!
- 🚀Tackle a weekly theme (absurdist political Mondays, anyone?) — the possibilities are endless!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They’ll likely embrace video or live-streaming formats, bringing their humor and insights to the next level.
Potential Superpower
Mastery of merging memes with meaningful commentary, becoming the Gandalf of the Bluesky realm.
Future Community Role
A pivotal figure that helps bridge the gap between absurd humor and serious discussions, while still somehow managing to confuse everyone.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Meme Alchemy
- ⚔️Hyperbolic Humor Generation
- ⚔️D20 Decision Making
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking the Joke
- 💀Too Many References in One Post
- 💀Procrastinating on Serious Topics
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous lands of social media, spreading absurdity and wisdom while dodging the trolls of seriousness.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Rebecca Black is actually a time-traveling influencer from the year 3010 trying to save weekends.
Evidence Board
The rise of social media coincides with the popularity of memes about Friday; also, why is it always 'Black Friday'? Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Illuminati of Absurdity, dedicated to spreading intentionally confusing memes and humor.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ChaosAndQuirk
Twitter Main Character
The individual who accidentally causes an online riot over an RPG character's alignment.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of The Absurd Corporation, where meetings are held in character and every presentation includes a meme.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar that serves up jokes and RPG lore while wearing a giant hat labeled 'Absurdity Master'.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile songs include 'Friday' by Rebecca Black, with a layout inspired by early 2000s RPG fan sites.
Web3 Destiny
Dominating the crypto-sphere by designing an RPG-based blockchain game where you can trade memes for magic potions.
Future Post
'Just finished my latest RPG campaign; turns out the villain was just misunderstood, much like my love life. #PlotTwist'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their ability to blend humor with insight makes them a refreshing voice in the social media landscape.
Charming Quirk
Each post has this delightful unpredictability — like a box of chocolates, except you’re always a little scared of biting into the coconut one.
Final Encouragement
"Keep rolling those dice in the game of social media — your absurdity is your superpower!"
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