Ted Berg

@ogtedberg.bsky.social

Followers

2,568

Posts

814

Following

196

Packs

Joined

Jul 1, 2023

Roasted

Jan 6, 2025

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Ted Berg: The Congestion Pricing Comedian

A masterclass in sarcasm, parenting, and NYC woes, all wrapped in sports references.

Ted Berg’s feed is like a bagel shop in Brooklyn—hard on the outside, chewy in the middle, and unexpectedly sweet if you stick around.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Congestion Pricing

70%

Parenting

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Congestion Pricing90%

Ted’s like the unofficial mayor of the congestion zone, highlighting the absurdity of NYC's traffic woes with the precision of a sniper—one-liners that hit hard and raise eyebrows.

Parenting70%

From Taco Bell critiques to the bizarre TV choices of his children, Ted’s parenthood is a wild ride—think of it as a reality show where you’re rooting for the dad, but also laughing at his expense.

Baseball85%

His love for the Mets is as strong as his disdain for congestion pricing. Really, if there were a sport dedicated to trolling the MTA, Ted would be the main player.

Writing Style

Ted’s writing is like a well-crafted New York slice—straightforward with a crispy edge, laden with toppings (aka sarcasm), and surprisingly contemplative if you examine it closely. It’s an art form, really.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cynical Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty social commentary
Passionate sports fan
Relatable parenting anecdotes

Secret Powers

✨Spotting absurdities in everyday life
✨Mastering the art of sarcasm
✨Convincing kids that Taco Bell is gourmet cuisine

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Training Data

Witty tweets and social commentary focused on parenting, congestion pricing, and sports.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze posts for sarcasm, wit, and New Yorker struggles.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a knack for observational humor and urban culture.

Token Count

250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"New York dad, amateur philosopher, professional sarcasm artist. I enjoy congested traffic and judging fast food like it's Michelin star cuisine. Swipe right if you think Taco Bell is a fine dining experience!"

Red Flags

🚩Sarcasm might be too advanced for some.
🚩Heavy reliance on fast food anecdotes.

Green Flags

✅Passionate and witty.
✅Loves sharing parenting struggles with humor.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the absurdities of life and can make a mean taco.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Witty Commentator

Conversation Style

Engaging yet sarcastic, Ted’s replies are like casual banter at a bar where everyone’s both friends and rivals.

Impact Assessment

He’s the friend who always brings the best snacks to the party—everyone wants him around, not just for the chat but for the insight he sprinkles like confetti.

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Ted Berg: The Congestion Pricing Comedian

A masterclass in sarcasm, parenting, and NYC woes, all wrapped in sports references.

Vibe Check

"Ted Berg’s feed is like a bagel shop in Brooklyn—hard on the outside, chewy in the middle, and unexpectedly sweet if you stick around."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥His posts on congestion pricing could have their own Netflix special—"Ted Berg: Traffic Jammed!"
🔥For a guy with so much to say, he sure has a knack for saying it with the minimum number of characters.
🔥Ted’s parenting strategy: confound your kids into wondering if Taco Bell is haute cuisine.

Quirky Challenges

😅Might consider diversifying topics beyond traffic and tacos—like, I don't know, underwater basket weaving?
😅Could benefit from a timeout on the sarcasm meter, just to remind us he's also a caring parent and not just a snarky commentator.

Main Character Moments

✨When he bravely declared his kids' opinions on animated airlines as valid critiques of modern media.
✨Turning a mundane drive-thru experience into an epic saga of parental wisdom and fast food culture.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Ted’s potential to become the Voice of Reason in all things NYC is untapped; he could run a podcast titled 'Tales from the Traffic,' filled with anecdotes that make you laugh and cry.

Unique Advantages

💎Strong observational humor
💎In-depth knowledge of NYC life
💎Relatable parenting experiences

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Expand the subject matter a bit; a few posts on city history or food fads could spice things up!
🚀Incorporate some video content to capture those parenting gold moments with the kids—TikTok might just love him!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Ted will eventually evolve into the satirical commentator we didn’t know we needed on ABC’s 'This Week'—just imagine the debates!

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane annoyances into viral social media content—seriously, his rants might just save the world one taco at a time.

Future Community Role

An unofficial advisor on urban living, guiding newbies through the chaos of city life with strategic snark.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Cynical Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Social Commentary
⚔️Parental Sarcasm
⚔️Sports Fanaticism

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Slightly Overly Sarcastic

Quest Line

Navigating the absurdities of NYC life while raising kids and being a die-hard Mets fan.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Congestion pricing is a secret ploy to fund a New York City theme park dedicated to the traffic jams of the past.

Evidence Board

Frequent congestion pricing posts, correlation between metro traffic and taco consumption rates, and the mysteriously high approval ratings of City Hall.

Secret Society

The Fellowship of the Traffic Jam—dedicated to solving NYC's transportation woes one snarky tweet at a time.

Truth Seeking Level

72.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/NewYorkersSayingWittyThings

Twitter Main Character

The guy who gets canceled for speaking too truthfully about congestion pricing at the MTA.

LinkedIn Title

Senior Vice President of Sarcastic Urban Solutions, crafting witty tweets to improve city life.

Metaverse Final Form

Multi-dimensional dad who runs a fast food empire while critiquing the city's transport policies.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to Ted's NYC Thoughts! My favorite restaurants and must-see attractions, updated every century!

MySpace Era

Custom layout with a glittery Mets logo and a top 8 friends section listing taco trucks.

Web3 Destiny

NFTs of my best tweets, with unique taco-related jokes that are community-driven and sold as one-of-a-kind digital art.

Future Post

‘It’s 2025, and congestion pricing is being rebranded as fitness boot camps for the wealthy. Who knew traffic jams could be this chic?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Ted’s observational wit is a treasure; he can slice through the noise of the internet like a hot knife through butter.

Charming Quirk

His posts often read like a love letter to NYC's absurdities, making everyday annoyances relatable and laughable.

Final Encouragement

"Keep the posts coming, Ted! The world needs more humor, especially when it’s wrapped in a soft tortilla of sarcasm."

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