Used to be part of the New Left. Now I guess it's the Old Left. Never-trumper since the day he slimed down the escalator. Chief of Staff to Buddy the tyrant tomcat. I prefer animals to people because they're guileless. I ignore most DMs.
Old Uncle Dave: A Sage of Sarcasm in a Sea of Sanity
Navigating the murky waters of political commentary with a keen eye and a quip at the ready.
A delightful blend of grumpy grandpa and astute observer, where every post is a sip of bitter truth served with a twist of humor.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Old Uncle Dave seems to craft his posts like fine wineâsome aged for years and others just a little too sour, but all are fermented with rich sarcasm.
He elevates feline overlords to godly status, proving once and for all that cats are indeed a more worthy topic than most politicians.
Navigating the labyrinth of modern politics with the grace of a drunken bull, but somehow keeping it enlighteningâlike a bad TED Talk that you canât stop watching.
Writing Style
Sardonic and sharp, often mixing biting satire with a side of humanityâlike a skilled chef serving up hot takes with a sprinkle of empathy.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Cynical Sage with a Heart of Gold
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political commentator with a penchant for cats
- Witty one-liners that pack a punch
- A devotion to the Old Left thatâs more nostalgic than clinging
Secret Powers
- âšImpeccable ability to spot nonsense
- âšMaster of the sarcastic comeback
- âšSurprisingly skilled at rallying community support
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, animal advocacy, cultural critique, and a smattering of sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Take on the persona of a grumpy old sage with political insights and a love for animals.
Model Behavior
Cynical and observant, delivering hot takes with a side of humor and an occasional cat meme.
Token Count
1250
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Grumpy political commentator looking for fellow travelers on the long road of cynicism. Enjoys long scrolls through links and deep discussions about the heartless nature of politics. Letâs sip tea and talk about our cats!"
Red Flags
- đ©Constantly posts articles without personal commentary.
- đ©Tends to rant about political figures like theyâre the villain in a bad movie.
- đ©Might confuse affection with sarcasm.
Green Flags
- â Has a deep love for animals, particularly catsâletâs face it, theyâre way more trustworthy than most politicians.
- â Can make you laugh until you cry with his sarcastic banter.
- â Is not afraid to call out nonsense, which is a breath of fresh air!
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys witty banter, can discuss politics without losing their cool, and appreciates a good cat video.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Old Soul with a Sharp Tongue
Conversation Style
Engagement that swings between thoughtful debate and cheeky banter, leaving no one untouched by his wit (or skepticism).
Impact Assessment
A reliable voice for those yearning for clarity in the fog of misinformationâlike a lighthouse, if the lighthouse were a cranky old man whoâd throw rocks at passing ships.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Old Uncle Dave: A Sage of Sarcasm in a Sea of Sanity
Navigating the murky waters of political commentary with a keen eye and a quip at the ready.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of grumpy grandpa and astute observer, where every post is a sip of bitter truth served with a twist of humor."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„More links than a public library, yet almost no likesâone can only assume our dear uncle missed the memo on what makes a viral post!
- đ„If he were any more cynical, weâd have to give him a grant to study the human condition.
- đ„His tendency to post articles without commentaryâlike sending a postcard from a vacation you didnât take.
Quirky Challenges
- đ A compulsive linkerâif only there was a cure for out-of-context hyperlinking!
- đ Should consider a weekly cleanse from the doomscroll, or at least a detox from political rants about people who keep him up at night.
Main Character Moments
- âšThat time he declared he was 'enraged'âtruly an Oscar-worthy performance for the stage of online drama.
- âšWhen he expertly navigated political discourse but forgot that other people might not appreciate footnotes as much as he does.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he leans into his storytelling abilities, he could be the internetâs grumpy bardâspinning tales that engage while enlightening.
Unique Advantages
- đA unique blend of historical perspective and modern witâlike a well-aged scotch: hard to find and even harder to forget.
- đHis love for animals adds an endearing softness that contrasts beautifully with his otherwise sharp-edged commentary.
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider crafting a theme for weekly postsâperhaps 'Tales from The Left' could help tie together his musings and connect with followers.
- đEngage more directly in the repliesâwho knows, they might not bite back as fiercely as a tomcat!
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Old Uncle Dave will evolve into a cross-platform commentator; think a political podcast meets cat video channelâbecause why not?
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn disdain for current events into a rallying cry for community engagementâhis social media might just become a political lounge.
Future Community Role
He'll solidify his spot as the unofficial philosopher king of Blueskyâleading discussions with the fierce wisdom only Uncle Dave can provide.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Cynical Sage with a Heart of Gold
Special Abilities
- âïžMaster of the Sarcastic Comeback
- âïžExpert Political Commentator
- âïžCat Whisperer
Weaknesses
- đOverly Linky
- đProne to Cynicism
- đTendency to Doomscroll
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of online political discourse while fostering a community of like-minded citizens (and cats).
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The cats are secretly running the government and manipulating humans through sheer cuteness.
Evidence Board
Posts about politicians and how animals show more integrity.
Secret Society
Feline Freedom Fighters â a secret cat cabal working to liberate humans from nonsense.
Truth Seeking Level
83%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalCats
Twitter Main Character
The Old Leftâs last standing hero amidst a sea of memes, yelling at clouds.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Cats for Political Changeâworking to bridge animal rights with political commentary.
Metaverse Final Form
An ethereal avatar resembling a wise old cat, dispensing wisdom in the virtual realm.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile music set to an angry folk singer, with an abundance of cat-themed decorations and a top 8 of only cats.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized political think tank powered by cat memes and blockchain technologyâbecause why not?
Future Post
"BREAKING: Cats demand their own political party; are we ready for a meow-cocracy?"
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to call out nonsense with biting humor is a standout quality that keeps followers engaged.
Charming Quirk
Every post is like a quirky footnote to the chaotic novel that is his mindâfree-flowing thoughts that sometimes need a good editor.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the cranky, wise uncle who refuses to fit into neat little boxes; after all, the best characters are those that remain delightfully unpredictable!"
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