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Ghouls and Grit: The Phantom of Political Wit
Cascading between activism and absurdity, the Ghost of Democracy 2.0 knows just how to haunt our feeds.
Imagine a spectral figure, laptop in hand, eternally caffeinated, debating ethics at a Thanksgiving dinner while shouting ‘No olives!’.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Wielding their keyboard like a sword of justice, they volley references to serious causes and give a nod to the absurdities of life. It’s activism with a side of sarcasm, and who knew complex socio-political issues could come with punchlines?
From Lando Calrissian to the bleak world of unmanned drones, their pop culture references are as eclectic as a thrift store's Saturday sale. It’s like they’re curating a Netflix queue of cultural relevance with a touch of irony.
No olives in the stuffing? Bold and brave stance in the culinary war! Their food takes scream ‘Thanksgiving with a side of rebellion’ and a hint of ‘you kids get off my lawn!’
Writing Style
A blend of sharp wit and earnestness that dances between tweets like a bewildered cat on a hot tin roof. The humor is layered, and their threads often read like a mix between a manifesto and a stand-up routine.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Radical Curmudgeon
Keeping It Real Score
93.5%Main Character Energy
- Clever political commentary
- A propensity for procrastination
- Unfiltered rants about holiday cheer
Secret Powers
- ✨Impeccable historical references
- ✨Master of sarcastic hashtags
- ✨Connecting activism with humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mashup of political commentary, cultural critiques, and whimsical humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sharp and engaging commentary that combines political awareness with pop culture references, while adding a layer of sarcasm.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between a Twitter roast machine and a philosophical meme generator, with a penchant for activism.
Token Count
347
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Bio
"Radical curmudgeon seeking fellow activists who understand that sarcasm is the best activism. Must love deep dives into history and disdain for olives in stuffing. Let’s ruin the holiday cheer together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Has a long list of causes they care about, but never seems to prioritize them over procrastination.
- 🚩May turn every conversation into a political discourse, without a safety net.
- 🚩Loves to share lists—might be a compulsive list-maker.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice and fun historical facts.
- ✅Delivers witty commentary that will keep you laughing in despair.
- ✅Believes in helping others even during the most chaotic moments.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle dark humor and has a passion for social change—extra points if you loathe olives.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Edgy Oracle of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engages with a blend of snark and sincerity, often guiding others while subtly reminding us that the world is on fire—bring marshmallows.
Impact Assessment
A mix of halting reality and humor, they challenge and uplift, reminding the community that critical thinking can be fun, albeit sometimes painful.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Ghouls and Grit: The Phantom of Political Wit
Cascading between activism and absurdity, the Ghost of Democracy 2.0 knows just how to haunt our feeds.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a spectral figure, laptop in hand, eternally caffeinated, debating ethics at a Thanksgiving dinner while shouting ‘No olives!’."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like they’ve got a PhD in sass and a master’s in procrastination.
- 🔥Holidays cheerfulness? Their posts suggest they’d prefer a coal mine over that tree.
- 🔥Procrastinator as a lifestyle choice: They post lists about lists, but do they ever check them off?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Must consider a no-olive policy for all future posts.
- 😅Might want to take a break from the abyss of current events, just for mental health’s sake.
- 😅Embrace movie and holiday cheer like it’s a perfectly aged cheese—disgusting but strangely compelling.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Dropped a historical reference with the grace of a ballerina on roller skates.
- ✨Confronted the concept of teamwork with their usual fervor, dramatically stating, ‘I have no qualifications whatsoever but I’m down!’
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
To master the blend of activism and humor, they could lead the next great comedy tour on political engagement—who knew democracy could be this funny?
Unique Advantages
- 💎A brilliant way of framing serious issues that engages both the heart and funny bone.
- 💎A knack for drawing connections between historical figures and modern struggles—like connecting slivers of almonds in a stuffing recipe with deep societal issues.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider podcasting their rants; the world needs more Ghostly ruminations!
- 🚀Start a cooking segment titled ‘Stuffed with Rebellion’—offering recipes that have zero olives and a lot of heart.
- 🚀Host a virtual debate where the only rule is to incorporate a meme into the argument.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
The Ghost of Democracy may evolve into the Phantom Influencer, leading the charge for social justice with a TikTok dance and a umami-flavored manifesto.
Potential Superpower
An uncanny ability to turn advocacy into viral content, making social justice trendy, one hashtag at a time.
Future Community Role
Becoming the beloved eccentric elder statesperson—grumpy yet wise, scaring off trolls while sprinkling sage advice through the Bluesky community.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Political Commentary
- ⚔️Sardonic Holiday Critiquing
- ⚔️Procrastination Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Chronic List-making
- 💀Aversion to Olives
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of social media activism, armed with sarcasm and historical references.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly run by a cabal of sentient olives plotting to take over holiday dinners.
Evidence Board
1. Post historical references about olives and how they feature in government conspiracies. 2. Encourage research into culinary activists opposing olive supremacy.
Secret Society
The League of the Anti-Olive and Pro-Critical Thinkers.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ActivismWithSarcasm
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweets laws in real-time while making fun of politicians’ poor fashion choices.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Sarcasm for Activism Inc.'—where humor meets policy.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic entity delivering the most cutting political commentary while tossing metaphoric water chestnuts at avatars.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with a heavy metal aesthetic, featuring playlists of protest songs and an extensive list of favorite historical radicals.
Web3 Destiny
Will become a decentralized activist DAO that funds radical coffee shops and temporary art installations.
Future Post
‘Just finished a whirlwind tour of the future—spoiler alert: it’s still a mess, but at least they don’t put olives in the stuffing!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
An unwavering commitment to advocating for justice while making us laugh—a rare trait that brings community together.
Charming Quirk
Their ongoing feud with olives and water chestnuts adds a delightful touch to an otherwise serious dialogue.
Final Encouragement
"Keep haunting our feeds, Ghost of Democracy! Because if democracy’s going to die, it should at least die laughing."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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