Profesjonell prokrastinatør med doktorgrad i å late som jeg kan ting. Bluesky: der jeg svever mellom genial og forvirret! I 2021 ble jeg kåret til årets Ølhund av Bryggeri og Drikkevareforeningen. Ekspert på øl og mel og driver mitt eget bakeri.
Bluesky's Procrastination Guru: A Comedy in 549 Acts
Meet the PhD in procrastination who's baking bread and cracking jokes, with a side of political commentary.
A delightful mix of chaos, humor, and a hint of existential dread.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Who knew that being a professional procrastinator was an actual career? Dr. D R Bøhmern has turned it into an art form, perhaps inspiring a new degree: Doctorate in Delaying.
From nepotism in the US to local Norwegian politics, D R's hot takes are served with a side of sarcasm, making it hard to choose between laughter and outrage.
Whether it's beer, bread, or taco cravings, this profile reads like a menu at a hipster café. If only we could order a side of sanity...
Mixing social commentary with a sprinkle of humor, D R knows how to keep the audience entertained while talking about serious issues—like a jester at the court of morality.
Writing Style
D R's posts oscillate between the profound and the absurd, like a pendulum caught in a windstorm. One moment he's weighing the implications of capitalism, the next he's debating if margarine is actually poison. It’s a rollercoaster ride for the mind.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Dreamer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty commentary on life
- Amateur political analyst
- Baker extraordinaire
Secret Powers
- ✨Bread baking
- ✨Political satire
- ✨Mastering the art of procrastination
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of culinary advice, procrastination tips, and political commentary, steeped in sarcasm and humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty takes on life, politics, and baking, sprinkled with existential musings.
Model Behavior
A mix between a philosophical baker and a political cartoonist, with a tendency to derail into snack-based analogies.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Professional procrastinator with a penchant for baking and biting political commentary. Seeking someone who appreciates humor and can handle my existential crises over a good slice of sourdough!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Kicked off Xwitter (twice)
- 🚩May bake too much bread for comfort
Green Flags
- ✅Will share baked goods
- ✅Enjoys existential debates over dinner
- ✅Loves tacos as much as I do!
Perfect Match
Someone who can whisk up a good time while also engaging in deep conversations about the meaning of life (and whether margarine should be banned).
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Comedic Conscience
Conversation Style
Sarcastic and engaging, like a chat with your funniest friend who's a little too honest about their opinions.
Impact Assessment
D R’s blend of humor and insight creates a unique space where even the heaviest topics feel a bit lighter, like a marshmallow on a campfire stick.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Bluesky's Procrastination Guru: A Comedy in 549 Acts
Meet the PhD in procrastination who's baking bread and cracking jokes, with a side of political commentary.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of chaos, humor, and a hint of existential dread."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Professional procrastinator? More like the PhD of avoiding responsibilities!
- 🔥D R’s political commentary is so sharp, it ought to come with a warning label: ‘may cause uncontrollable laughter’
- 🔥Bread-baking expert by day, existential crisis comedian by night—what’s next, karaoke philosopher?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Balance your political outrage with your culinary pursuits—taco-induced rage is not a good look!
- 😅Maybe try not to get kicked off of platforms? Bluesky looks better when you’re not in the ‘banned’ section.
- 😅We get it, Garmin is wrong, but try arguing with your GPS next time—it might be entertaining!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Tweeting about being kicked off Xwitter is a power move in the age of social media—like a badge of honor.
- ✨When you post about fishing for Russian crabs, I can't tell if you're aiming for a culinary delight or a political statement.
- ✨The dramatic journey from ‘professional procrastinator’ to ‘social media commentator’ is one for the books!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Embrace the chaos and channel it into a unique comedic brand—stand-up comedy might just be your next venture!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for blending humor with serious topics
- 💎An established audience ready to engage with your wit
- 💎Bread-making skills that could lead to a delicious side hustle
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating themed posts around your culinary adventures—who doesn’t love a taco review with a side of political critique?
- 🚀Dive deeper into your sarcastic humor and perhaps try your hand at video content—imagine D R Bøhmern, the stand-up baker!
- 🚀Cultivate your community more, maybe host virtual discussions on your posts, or start a humorous ‘debate’ series.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
D R Bøhmern will become the influencer we didn’t know we needed, combining culinary delights with sharp social commentary.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of procrastination while simultaneously baking the best sourdough in town—it’s a culinary paradox!
Future Community Role
As a blend of chef and social commentator, you might just become the go-to source for laughs and insights in community discussions.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Social Commentator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Procrastination Expert
- ⚔️Bread-Baking Wizard
- ⚔️Political Satire Specialist
Weaknesses
- 💀Focus on One Topic
- 💀Avoiding Hot Takes
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of social commentary with a loaf of sourdough in one hand and a sarcastic quip in the other.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly controlling the yeast industry to limit our bread consumption and keep us docile.
Evidence Board
Frequent use of bread in political discourse, sudden rise in gluten intolerances, and questionable yeast imports.
Secret Society
The Order of the Culinary Conspiracy—the true protectors of free bread.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ProcrastinatorsAgainstProcrastination
Twitter Main Character
The one who always brings up bread during serious political debates.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Executive of Culinary Sarcasm and Procrastination, specializing in bread-related humor.
Metaverse Final Form
The King of Bluesky Village, ruling over the Kingdom of Sourdough and Puns.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile filled with ‘Top 8’ friends who all happen to be local bakeries and indie political commentaries.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a crypto influencer with ‘BakeryCoin’ and dropping hot takes on sourdough economics.
Future Post
‘Just found out that my procrastination has actually contributed to a 1000% rise in artisan bread costs! Time to recalibrate my life.’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to marry humor with serious topics is a rare gem in the social media landscape.
Charming Quirk
Every post feels like a conversation with a friend who constantly drifts into philosophical tangents about bread and politics.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot (figuratively and literally), because as we all know, the best recipes are often a little chaotic!"
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