📖UC Merced writing professor 🎲#TTRPG Educator 🚀GameMaster of @AbraxasPrecipic.bsky.social #TheExpanse #RPG 👕Proprietor @CauldronNTower.bsky.social 📚Academic Librarian 🎼Vinyl collector 📝Dysgraphic linktr.ee/onlyplaywizards
A Wizard of Bluesky: Casting Spells and Selling Shirts
John Bultena weaves through TTRPGs and academia, sprinkling humor as he goes.
A blend of whimsy and wisdom, with a dash of vinyl nostalgia.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
John’s passion for TTRPGs is as strong as his love for vinyl—both are deep and playfully layered like a D&D campaign gone delightfully off course!
With every spinning platter, John showcases a soundtrack to his life that is as eclectic as his Twitter feed—who knew dungeon synth and vintage rock could coexist so harmoniously?
From sales pitches to thoughtful discussions about inclusion, John’s posts serve as a rallying cry for gamers looking to come together—like a D&D party where everyone actually shows up on time!
Writing Style
John's posts are like a well-rolled D20: unpredictable but always entertaining, blending academic insights with whimsical observations and light-hearted sarcasm.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Academic Wizard
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- TTRPG Evangelist
- Vinyl Aficionado
- Cultural Critic
Secret Powers
- ✨Grading with style
- ✨Creating community initiatives
- ✨Dishing out humor in academic settings
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
TTRPG mechanics, vinyl record collecting, community engagement, and academic theory.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media engagement with humor and insight, focusing on TTRPG culture and creativity.
Model Behavior
A blend of a quirky librarian and an enthusiastic game master.
Token Count
950
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"TTRPG educator searching for someone who loves vinyl, adventure, and spirited debates about the best dungeon synth. If you enjoy quirky jokes and the occasional deep dive into gaming lore, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May talk too much about grading papers
- 🚩Can get lost in gaming lore for hours
- 🚩Dysgraphic but will scribble notes anyway
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about community building
- ✅Unique taste in music and games
- ✅Loves a good storytelling session
Perfect Match
A fellow lover of RPGs and vinyl, who’s ready to roll some dice (or just chill with great music)!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Cheerful Connector
Conversation Style
Infectiously optimistic, often dropping wisdom bombs in casual jest—one part professor, one part best buddy.
Impact Assessment
John weaves threads of community and knowledge with the deftness of a bard crafting the perfect melody.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
A Wizard of Bluesky: Casting Spells and Selling Shirts
John Bultena weaves through TTRPGs and academia, sprinkling humor as he goes.
Vibe Check
"A blend of whimsy and wisdom, with a dash of vinyl nostalgia."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥John's posts range from profound to perplexing—like his vinyl collection, it's a mixed bag of hits and...well, hits of the past that are best left there.
- 🔥Sometimes, I wonder if John is trying to single-handedly fix gamer relations with more posts than I have friends!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅A quest to unveil the 'real' John—under those wizard robes, there's a man balancing academia and an online shop!
- 😅Every post is an invitation to join a quest, yet John forgets to mention that the first rule of Dungeons & Dragons is actually 'get your friends to engage'!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he casually drops that he's grading papers while divvying up RPG strategies—truly the multitasker of our dreams!
- ✨Introducing a 'Women in TTRPG Starter Pack' felt like the ultimate heartwarming plot twist in his online saga!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With that many posts, John could write a book—perhaps 'Chronicles of a TTRPG Professor: Adventures in Academia and Vinyl.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎An uncanny ability to connect with diverse audiences—like a spellcaster who can charm any creature in the Dungeon Master's guide.
- 💎Knowledge of both the gaming and academic worlds makes him a rare hybrid—like if a wizard and a bard had a child who collected vinyl.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider sharing more personal anecdotes; the beauty of these posts often lies in the stories behind the scenes.
- 🚀A podcast series could amplify his community vibes—maybe 'Grading Papers and Rolling Dice? Sounds like a hit!'
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Watch as John morphs into the ultimate TTRPG influencer, hosting epic game nights streamed live with a vinyl soundtrack!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn mundane posts about grading into engaging tales of adventure—who knew schoolwork could be captivating?
Future Community Role
As the unofficial TTRPG ambassador of Bluesky, John may soon host workshops, bridging the gap between academia and gaming.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Scholar
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of the Dice
- ⚔️Vinyl Vibes
- ⚔️Community Sorcery
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking RPG mechanics
- 💀Occasional Grading Black Hole
- 💀Distracted by shiny vinyl
Quest Line
To unite gamers and scholars through the powers of storytelling and vinyl records.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Vinyl records are portals to alternate dimensions, especially in TTRPGs.
Evidence Board
Too many vinyl collectors have RPG characters named after their favorite songs.
Secret Society
The Society of Spinning Platters, dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the music.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DnDMemes, where all the memes are about getting the party's attention.
Twitter Main Character
In another universe, he created the greatest TTRPG meme of all time, and everyone still laughs about it.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Wizards & Vinyl, specializing in networking between the RPG community and music lovers.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate TTRPG bazaar where every booth is a vinyl shop and every game is a concert.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized MySpace with a top 8 dedicated to favorite vinyls, RPGs, and a pixelated wizard background.
Web3 Destiny
Owning a digital gallery showcasing the intersection of vinyl art and TTRPG adventures.
Future Post
"Just finished grading papers—time for a marathon of Dungeon Synth while planning the next great campaign!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
John's superpower is storytelling; he weaves narratives that engage and enlighten like a master bard.
Charming Quirk
Every so often, he reminds us all not to take things too seriously, often citing his dysgraphic challenges as an unintentional source of humor.
Final Encouragement
"Keep conjuring those magical posts, John—you’re not just casting spells, you’re building a community that’s worth rolling the dice for!"
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