Our friend here reminds us that sleep is a luxury and possibly a myth. In the grand scheme of things, who needs z's when you can document your existential crisis live on Bluesky?

The siren’s insatiable desire for strawberries in December proves there’s nothing quite like a fruit-themed countdown to the holidays. 'Bring me strawberries or else!'—we get you, it’s a berry serious matter!

From feeling like a lost child in a supermarket to wandering through the kaleidoscope of feelings, they explore the depths of emotion with an artistry that could rival Van Gogh—minus the ear cutting, of course.