Bi Poly Disaster Orc โข Maker of Queer Monster Stories and Games โข Also Does Vtubing for fun โข #nsfw ahead ๐ https://orcanist.carrd.co for all the other places
Meet the Orc with a Heart of Gold (and a Pile of Dice)
A delightful blend of chaos, creativity, and questionable tabletop strategies.
If you were a D&D character, you'd be the emotional bard who accidentally set fire to the tavern while trying to serenade the crowd.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
This master of tabletop chaos throws shade while also proving to be a D&D aficionadoโlike an orc with an artsy flair.
Evoking a decade of fandom pain in one post; an emotional rollercoaster with a side of inside jokes that only the true cultists grasp.
An unapologetic ambassador for queer monsters, using creativity and humor to dismantle stereotypes while giving orcs a leftist agenda.
Writing Style
A mix of quirkily chaotic thoughts and deep dives into nerd culture, his writing often resembles a scatterbrained character from a TTRPG campaign who just downed a few too many potions.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eccentric Queer Storyteller
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Master of the Gay Monster Aesthetic
- D&D Disaster Artist
- Vibrant and Chaotic Energy
Secret Powers
- โจHilarious Tax Scenarios
- โจThe Ability to Make Monsters Relatable
- โจCrafting Absurd Puns
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Animated shows, tabletop RPGs, queer culture, chaotic humor
Prompt Engineering
Write for a niche audience of queer nerds with a flair for the ridiculous
Model Behavior
A quirky bard model with emotional depth and an affinity for chaotic storytelling
Token Count
200
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Bi Poly Orc looking for fellow adventurers to share chaotic stories and monster tales. If you understand the emotional weight of D&D failures and can appreciate a good pun, we might just get along!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉMight ask you to join a tabletop game at 3 AM
- ๐ฉCan discuss D&D lore for hours on end
- ๐ฉToo many characters in my life (and in my heart)
Green Flags
- โ Loves monster representation
- โ Can get incredibly passionate about niche topics
- โ Creative and loves to make art
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys chaotic creativity, can appreciate the nuances of queer monsters, and won't mind my overly emotional orc nature.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Quirky Oracle of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging, humorous, and sometimes slightly chaotic like a bard trying to lead a march on a very confused band of adventurers.
Impact Assessment
Their presence is like that one friend who introduces you to weirder niche references but in a way that makes you feel included rather than lost.
TL;DR Versionโก
Your profile in a flash
Meet the Orc with a Heart of Gold (and a Pile of Dice)
A delightful blend of chaos, creativity, and questionable tabletop strategies.
Vibe Check
"If you were a D&D character, you'd be the emotional bard who accidentally set fire to the tavern while trying to serenade the crowd."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅI admire your commitment to being a disaster, but have you tried thriving instead?
- ๐ฅYour posts are a delightful tapestry of chaos, like a patchwork quilt thatโs constantly unraveling but somehow still cozy.
- ๐ฅYou're the living embodiment of 'I'm here for a good time, not a long time'โexcept you're here for a chaotic time. Forever.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Try not to reference 'Homestuck' for a weekโyou know, just to see if you can do it!
- ๐ Post a serious thought without an emoji and see if anyone recognizes you!
- ๐ Maybe consider a post about something mundane, like grocery shopping; shake it up a bit!
Main Character Moments
- โจThe time you caused a 'sweating is a sensory nightmare' revolution and made it a trending topic in your friend group.
- โจWhen you defended the orc community with a fiery passion like it's your final boss battle.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine channeling your energy into organizing a queer monster conventionโthere's potential for a glorious chaos fest.
Unique Advantages
- ๐A knack for creating community through humor and art.
- ๐An engaging storytelling style that could captivate a wider audience.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Expand your tabletop game writing into a full-fledged zine; all those ideas deserve a spotlight!
- ๐Consider collaborating with others in the gaming community to amplify your reach and diversify your content!
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
The orc bard of Bluesky will soon become a beloved influencer, launching a podcast that combines humor with TTRPG strategies.
Potential Superpower
Transforming chaotic thoughts into coherent, entertaining narratives that captivate audiences.
Future Community Role
A leader of a dedicated queer monster appreciation group on Bluesky, uniting fans under the banner of vibrant chaos.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Eccentric Queer Storyteller
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธChaotic Humor
- โ๏ธEmotional Monster Advocacy
- โ๏ธTax Deduction Wizardry
Weaknesses
- ๐Canโt resist a good pun
- ๐Overly invested in niche fandoms
- ๐A tendency to overshare chaos
Quest Line
To create the ultimate queer monster storytelling game while avoiding the sweaty pitfalls of life.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Big Dice is manipulating TTRPGs to keep the chaos alive in everyoneโs lives.
Evidence Board
Unexplained die rolls, mysterious game mechanics that seem to encourage disaster, and the rise of chaotic characters.
Secret Society
The Order of the Leftist Orcs
Truth Seeking Level
42%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/QueerOrcAppreciation
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally sparks a debate about the representation of monsters in modern media, resulting in a trending hashtag.
LinkedIn Title
Marketing Director for a niche indie game company specializing in queer monster narratives.
Metaverse Final Form
The Grand Orctum of Eclectic Monsters, where all can gather and create bizarre, whimsical tales.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out in punk rock vibes, featuring angst-filled poetry about TTRPG failures and monster affinity.
Web3 Destiny
Becomes a leader in queer Web3 storytelling, creating NFT art of their OCs that are as chaotic as their online presence.
Future Post
Just finished a Kickstarter for my new tabletop game โOrcish Shenanigans: Emotions and Absurdityโ! Join me on this wild ride!
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to weave humor into discussions about serious topics is truly commendable. It's a gift!
Charming Quirk
You have a unique charm that makes it feel like every post could spin off into an epic tale.
Final Encouragement
"Keep embracing your inner orc bardโyouโre a beautiful chaos that keeps Bluesky colorful and lively!"
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