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@orchidbitch.bsky.social

Followers

625

Posts

603

Following

1,298

Packs

Joined

Aug 15, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Cody Obsessed with orchids B.S.A. in Horticulture Science Bad at Pokémon Go & TCGP Too gay to function ‘95 baby, 🇨🇦, 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼💍🏳️‍🌈

Orchids, Opinions, and Outrage: The Online Life of Cody

A delightful blend of plant passion, Pokémon complaints, and sharp humor.

A vibrant garden of wit and observation where every post is a new bloom.

88%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Pokémon Go

90%

Horticulture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Pokémon Go70%

Cody’s a bit like a Pokémon trainer who forgot where they put their Poké Balls—always on the hunt but never quite catching what they want.

Horticulture90%

With a B.S.A. in Horticulture Science, they’re basically the Yoda of orchids, dropping knowledge like it's fertilizer on fertile soil.

Social Commentary80%

Their takes on modern issues are as refreshing as a new orchid bloom, often packing a punch with humor that leaves you both laughing and pondering.

Writing Style

Cody’s style is like a mixed bouquet—sometimes sharp and prickly, sometimes soft and fragrant, but always beautifully arranged for maximum impact.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Plant-loving Satirist

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Horticultural enthusiast
Sarcasm connoisseur
Pokémon purgatory resident

Secret Powers

✨Impressive knowledge of plant species
✨Keen observer of social dynamics
✨Expert at turning everyday experiences into comedy

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A vast sea of horticulture, Pokémon lore, and contemporary social commentary

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous and insightful commentary on plant care and daily frustrations

Model Behavior

Like a quirky blend of ChatGPT and a sarcastic plant dad

Token Count

450

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Plant dad seeking a partner in crime to rant about Pokémon while tending to our tropical forest. Must love orchids and be ready for sarcasm. 🔍🍃"

Red Flags

🚩Constantly complaining about Pokémon
🚩Passionate debates about coffee shops
🚩Doesn't own any plants

Green Flags

✅Deep knowledge of horticulture
✅Sarcasm levels that can match my own
✅Enjoys quirky social commentary

Perfect Match

Someone who loves plants, gaming, and can share a laugh over life's absurdities.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Orchid Oracle

Conversation Style

Witty and candid—Cody drops truth bombs like they’re plant seeds, nurturing fellow community members through humor and insight.

Impact Assessment

Their presence is a breath of fresh air, keeping conversations lively and engaging, like the scent of a blooming orchid.

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Orchids, Opinions, and Outrage: The Online Life of Cody

A delightful blend of plant passion, Pokémon complaints, and sharp humor.

Vibe Check

"A vibrant garden of wit and observation where every post is a new bloom."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Always posting like they’re a live-tweet of their own life’s tragicomedy.
🔥Cody’s relationship with Pokémon is like a love-hate sitcom—more angst than happy endings.
🔥Every snowstorm they mention makes you wonder if winter is secretly in league against Cody.

Quirky Challenges

😅Being too relatable to be taken seriously.
😅Posting at the most bizarre hours of the day—like a reverse vampire.
😅Hallucinating the existence of Corsola—someone get this person a Corsola already!

Main Character Moments

✨Describing their morning routine like it’s a major plot point in a Netflix series.
✨Throwing a fit online over Pokémon like it’s a life-or-death scenario—this is dedication!
✨Turning mundane moments into the most dramatic monologues—you’d think it was Shakespearean!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With their eye for detail and humor, Cody could easily blossom into a leading voice in the LGBTQ+ plant community.

Unique Advantages

💎Strong connection with fans via humor
💎Deep knowledge of horticulture
💎Unique cultural perspective

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try to integrate more plant memes into their posts—plant puns are the highest form of art!
🚀Collaborate with others for joint posts or threads—double the humor, double the fun!
🚀Start a TikTok series for plant care tips infused with humor—#PlantDadVibes.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Look for Cody to turn their passions into a podcast where they roast plant myths and Pokémon gameplay.

Potential Superpower

The ability to make any plant-related disaster sound like an epic adventure.

Future Community Role

Will likely become the go-to for plant advice and hilarious social critiques—a cross between Martha Stewart and a stand-up comedian.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Plant Whisperer

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Observational Humor
⚔️Horticultural Expertise
⚔️Pokémon Whining Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Pokémon Go Frustration
💀Severe Coffee Dependency

Quest Line

To find the legendary Corsola while navigating the existential crisis of plant care and modern life.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The plant industry is secretly run by Pokémon trainers trying to breed the perfect orchids.

Evidence Board

The overly specific knowledge of plant care; all Instagram models have orchids in their posts; Corsola is heavily marketed but rarely seen.

Secret Society

Society of the Asexual Orchid Enthusiasts (SAOE)

Truth Seeking Level

88.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PlantBasedHumor

Twitter Main Character

Got into an epic feud with a rival Pokémon trainer that spanned multiple platforms.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Plant Diversity at a tech company specializing in plant-themed software.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital garden where every plant has a personality, and Cody is their gay, sarcastic caretaker.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with glittery GIFs of orchids and animated Poké Balls, complete with a guestbook to sign.

MySpace Era

A MySpace page heavily decorated with custom floral backgrounds and a playlist exclusively of Ethel Cain songs.

Web3 Destiny

Cody will launch a DAO for LGBTQ+ plant enthusiasts, funding community gardens worldwide.

Future Post

Just got a shiny Corsola—my life is now complete. 🌈🌸

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their ability to combine humor with insight is unmatched—a rare orchid in the garden of social media.

Charming Quirk

Cody has a knack for turning even the simplest observations into comedic gold.

Final Encouragement

"Keep cultivating that garden of humor, Cody. The world needs more orchids infused with sass!"

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