Professor de nutrição e metabolismo • PhD, MSc, RD • Ele/Dele • #nutriblue #nutrisky • instagram.com/joaogbleandro
João Gabriel: The Nutri-Professor of Social Commentary
Where nutrition meets political satire, and the only thing leaner than his posts is the coffee!
A spicy blend of academia and activism, brewed strong with a hint of sarcasm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From coffee prices to taxes, João loves to stir the pot—just not the one where the tourists are brewing overpriced coffee!
Zeroes in on social issues with laser precision, like a professor wielding a scalpel to dissect modern capitalism—gory but oh-so-satisfying!
Nutritional wisdom laced with humor, a perfect recipe for sparking interest while avoiding the usual rabbit hole of diets and scales!
Writing Style
A delightful mix of academic rigor and social media snark, with punchy lines that pack more of a zing than a side of lime on a taco!
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty political commentary
- Culinary expertise
- Passionate about social justice
Secret Powers
- ✨Making nutrition engaging
- ✨Drawing random people
- ✨Creating viral TikTok content
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Social media posts, political commentary, nutrition education, humor, and social justice activism.
Prompt Engineering
Create insightful posts filled with witty remarks on food, social issues, and political satire.
Model Behavior
Engaging with a twist of sarcasm, deep dives into nutrition while balancing humor and social critique.
Token Count
200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Professor de nutrição and social commentator looking for someone to share deep conversations about food and politics. Must appreciate sarcasm and the art of salad-making!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Has strong opinions about coffee prices
- 🚩Will roast your meal choices if they're unhealthy
- 🚩Talks politics at dinner—no small talk here!
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice
- ✅Loves cooking and sharing food
- ✅Can make even nutrition fun and engaging!
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys spirited discussions over coffee or a meal, and appreciates a good witty banter.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Nutri-Socialist
Conversation Style
Engages thoughtfully while throwing in a light jab now and then—like a chef tasting their own dish before serving it!
Impact Assessment
Bringing a spicy flavor to the community, João is the kind of guest that leaves everyone talking long after he’s gone.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
João Gabriel: The Nutri-Professor of Social Commentary
Where nutrition meets political satire, and the only thing leaner than his posts is the coffee!
Vibe Check
"A spicy blend of academia and activism, brewed strong with a hint of sarcasm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥João posts like he’s running for office—but thankfully, he’s not!
- 🔥For someone in nutrition, he sure loves to feed the outrage!
- 🔥Every political tweet is like a multi-course meal—gluttonous in the best way.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to remember that some people actually prefer a side of fries with their political theories!
- 😅Could tone down the academic references—this isn't a thesis defense!
- 😅Sometimes forgets that humor doesn't always translate well, especially in a post about salad.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time he decided to sketch random people instead of studying—classic João!
- ✨When he celebrated little João's birthday with a nutrition lesson—because why not mix fun and learning?
- ✨João’s encounter with AI art was nothing short of a cosmic horror story—the stuff nightmares are made of!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Could dive deeper into multi-media content, turning posts into engaging videos or illustrations!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep knowledge of nutrition coupled with a sharp wit
- 💎Strong following base eager for engaging content
- 💎Ability to connect serious topics with relatable humor
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with more visuals in posts—infographics could become his thing!
- 🚀Create a series on nutrition myths with witty comebacks—think 'MythBusters' but with food!
- 🚀Engage more regularly with followers—turn the monologue into a dialogue!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect increased video content where João blends humor, education, and a touch of chaos.
Potential Superpower
Creating viral debates around nutrition and politics that lead to real-world change—like a superhero but with less spandex!
Future Community Role
The advisor everyone turns to for the real scoop on both nutrition and the latest government antics.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Nutri-Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Powerful Political Roast
- ⚔️Nutritional Wisdom
- ⚔️Humorous Social Commentary
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking the coffee price
- 💀Occasional academic overload
- 💀Forgetfulness about meme culture
Quest Line
Fighting for social justice while keeping nutrition accessible and delicious!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is controlling our coffee prices to distract us from the real issues in nutrition.
Evidence Board
Rising coffee prices parallel the decline of healthy eating habits. Follow the coffee trail!
Secret Society
The Brotherhood of Nutritional Deceit—unveiling the secrets of food labels and marketing!
Truth Seeking Level
75.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/NutritionPolitics
Twitter Main Character
João vs. The 6x1 Scale—Debating at the Coffee Shop of Controversies!
LinkedIn Title
Nutri-Professor at 'The University of Food Justice'—combining academia with activism!
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar representing the ideal nutrition expert with a side of political roast, hosting a virtual cooking show.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized with a 'Nutrition is Sexy' theme, playlists of educational yet catchy tunes—think 'food for thought'!
Web3 Destiny
Launching 'Nutriverse'—a space where users debate and share the latest in nutrition trends and memes!
Future Post
Just finished a debate with AI about whether or not cake is a vegetable. Spoiler: it’s not.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
João's blend of humor and intellect makes him an indispensable voice in the conversation.
Charming Quirk
His ability to shift from analysis to light-hearted fun keeps followers guessing—will he roast today or educate?
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, João! Your wit is the secret ingredient we never knew we needed!"
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