Not.That.Joao

@outro.bsky.social

Followers

2,200

Posts

580

Following

2,139

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Joined

Feb 11, 2024

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Yup, the other one

Not.That.Joao: The Existential Housekeeper of Bluesky

A mix of profound musings and domestic dilemmas, served with a sprinkle of pixel art nostalgia.

A delightful cocktail of philosophical ponderings and relatable chaos.

89%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Philosophy and Existence

80%

Gaming Nostalgia

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Philosophy and Existence75%

When you throw around gems like 'the awareness of one's own finitude', you might as well have a side hustle as a Zen monk. You're deep enough to sink a boat, but still know how to surface with a good pun.

Gaming Nostalgia80%

Your pixel art rants hit harder than a nostalgia trip to the 90s. Browsing GameBoy Advance screenshots has become your therapy, and honestly, it’s cheaper than therapy... unless you count the price of those retro games.

Home Life70%

Between tips on keeping your casa smelling fresh and the saga of your fried eggs, your domestic chronicles read like a sitcom—if only you had a laugh track to follow that grim realization that ‘clean house = clean mind’ is just a myth.

Writing Style

A granola bar of thought—crunchy insights wrapped in a lightly coated layer of existential dread and topped off with a sprinkle of humor.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Existential Hipster

Keeping It Real Score

89%

Main Character Energy

Philosophical muser
Retro gaming connoisseur
Home decor enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨Innate ability to connect seemingly unrelated dots
✨Expert in domestic scent enhancement strategies

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of classic philosophy texts, retro gaming culture, and practical home advice

Prompt Engineering

Create relatable content that mixes philosophy with everyday struggles, seasoned with nostalgia

Model Behavior

A blend of insightful thinker and quirky homebody, with a fondness for gaming references

Token Count

1200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Existential wanderer seeking the perfect blend of chaos and clarity in life. Lover of retro gaming, philosophical debates, and home-cooked meals (especially the non-fried ones)."

Red Flags

🚩Pondering life while trying to fry eggs—kitchen disasters likely.
🚩Uncontrollable urge to philosophize instead of making decisions.

Green Flags

✅Deep conversations over coffee, especially about retro games.
✅A knack for creating cozy, inviting spaces.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves discussing existentialism as much as they enjoy playing Mario Kart.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Philosopher-Cook of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Casually profound, with a side of quirkiness; it’s like mixing a TED Talk with your grandma's kitchen chat.

Impact Assessment

You’re the buddy who brings deep questions to the table while keeping us grounded with tales of fried egg failures.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Not.That.Joao: The Existential Housekeeper of Bluesky

A mix of profound musings and domestic dilemmas, served with a sprinkle of pixel art nostalgia.

Vibe Check

"A delightful cocktail of philosophical ponderings and relatable chaos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Love how you could probably create a philosophy course around your posts about frying eggs.
🔥Your posts about gaming nostalgia are inspiring—too bad that nostalgia hasn't helped your egg frying skills.

Quirky Challenges

😅Keep the existential crises out of the grocery store—your shopping lists could use a bit more structure.
😅Try to leave the philosophical debates to the philosophers while you're at it.

Main Character Moments

✨When you gave your home a Christmas makeover and felt like an interior designer amidst holiday chaos.
✨Declaring yourself a ‘Deboísta não-praticante’—I felt that on a spiritual level.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your memes could have their own following—consider branching into relatable content about adulting and existential crises.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and depth—like a philosophical dad joke that actually makes you think.
💎Masters the art of vulnerability in sharing—perfect for connecting with others.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider cooking tutorials for those egg challenges—your followers might need that content!
🚀Bring more of your gaming knowledge into play—perhaps a retro gaming series could be a hit.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

You might just become the next philosopher-king of Bluesky, mixing wisdom with wit.

Potential Superpower

Imparting wisdom through gaming references; expect a rise in followers who want to level up their lives and skills.

Future Community Role

The go-to guide for navigating the delicate balance of life’s profound moments and everyday chaos.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Philosophical Housekeeper

Special Abilities

⚔️Deep existential insights
⚔️Master of domestic decor
⚔️Nostalgia conjurer
⚔️Fried egg philosopher

Weaknesses

💀Egg frying disasters
💀Occasional overthinking
💀Existential dread under pressure

Quest Line

To achieve the perfect balance of chaos and clarity in both home and mind.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The chicken sandwich wars were secretly orchestrated by philosophers to keep us distracted from life's real questions.

Evidence Board

Evidence of collusion between fast food and philosophical societies found in tweets and Reddit threads.

Secret Society

The Society of Sentient Sauce—dedicated to uncovering the truth about condiments.

Truth Seeking Level

55%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophicalEggs

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally going viral for posting a thread about the meaning of life during an egg-frying tutorial.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of ‘Existential Home Decor’—where philosophy meets feng shui.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual home where friends gather to discuss the mysteries of the universe while playing retro games.

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Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An Angelfire site dedicated to retro gaming, complete with pixel art backgrounds and early blog entries about life and philosophy.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with top 8 friends who are all retro characters and a customized background of pixel art landscapes.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a philosophy-themed game that explores existential questions through retro gaming mechanics.

Future Post

‘Still cannot fry an egg right; maybe that’s the true meaning of life?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to intertwine deep thoughts with everyday living is impressive—like a philosopher who also deals in home fragrances!

Charming Quirk

Every ‘good morning’ tweet has the potential for a moral examination; it’s like waking up to Socrates sipping coffee.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spiraling through thoughts and tweets; the world needs more of your unique blend of relatable philosophy and retro vibes!"

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.