IR prof (security, civil conflict, peacekeeping, terrorism, climate change), bicoastally migratory (PDX-NYC), dog lover, horse lover, mediocre knitter, avid composter.
Page Fortna: Professor in Action, Roaster by Nature
An IR prof who knits a cozy blend of policy insights and caffeinated hot takes.
If academia and Twitter had a love child, it’d be named Page Fortna.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Engaging in the politics of the moment with the finesse of a scholarly rap battle; Page’s hot takes could roast marshmallows.
From climate change to consumption patterns, Page serves environmental truths like a barista serving lattes—hot and just a tad bitter.
An advocate for getting out the vote, Page treats civic duty like a high-stakes poker game—every call and text feels like a winning hand.
Writing Style
A blend of academic rigor and meme-worthy snippets, with just enough snark to keep readers on their toes and wanting more.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Instigator
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Political Commentary
- Humor with a Side of Sarcasm
- Passionate about Environmentalism
- Civic Engagement
Secret Powers
- ✨Mediocre Knitting
- ✨Clever Meme Creation
- ✨Environmental Advocacy
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of political science, environmental studies, social commentary, and quirky academia.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful yet humorous takes on pressing world issues while championing civic engagement.
Model Behavior
A blend of articulate opinion piece writer and sarcastic Twitter user—an academic with a punchline.
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Intellectual adventurer seeking passionate discourse and meaningful connections. If your idea of a perfect date includes discussing compelling political theories while petting my dog, we might just click!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might get a bit too serious about environmental policies
- 🚩Knitting projects can take priority over date nights
- 🚩Will likely roast any opposing views
Green Flags
- ✅Politically awakened and ready to take action
- ✅Creative thinker with a knack for humor
- ✅Has a dog and loves horses—perfect for any animal lover!
Perfect Match
Someone who can discuss the intricacies of civil conflict over coffee but also has an appreciation for the occasional meme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Conscience of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Thoughtful but not afraid to throw shade—like a professor who just discovered Twitter.
Impact Assessment
Page helps keep the community informed and engaged, blending academia with actionable activism like peanut butter and jelly.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Page Fortna: Professor in Action, Roaster by Nature
An IR prof who knits a cozy blend of policy insights and caffeinated hot takes.
Vibe Check
"If academia and Twitter had a love child, it’d be named Page Fortna."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Eager to save the planet and knit a cozy sweater—multitasking at its finest!
- 🔥Page's thoughts on the super-rich sound like a medieval knight’s quest: slay the wealth dragon!
- 🔥‘Mood’ is the most ambiguous post of the year; is it a feeling or a weather report?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Posts about knitting that somehow become political manifestos—how does that happen?
- 😅Navigating Bluesky without accidentally posting memes from 2010—how's that going for you?
- 😅Finding a way to balance academia and humor without accidentally signing up as a TikTok influencer.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they declared war on doomerism, equipped only with a phone and a bold tweet.
- ✨Endorsing Harris mid-panic about fascism feels like the ultimate plot twist; Page is the protagonist we didn’t know we needed.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You’ve got the charisma to be the Bluesky equivalent of a TED Talk—time to shine!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expert in International Relations and understanding of current events
- 💎A knack for engaging discussions and community-building
- 💎Strong presence that could easily turn heads at a political rally
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting regular ‘Free Wi-Fi’ tweets to engage in spontaneous discussions.
- 🚀Experiment with interactive content—maybe a ‘Knitting and Politics’ livestream for those curious souls?
- 🚀Balance the heavy topics with light-hearted content; memes about knitting could invite more followers!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Page to become a go-to source for political commentary on Bluesky, complete with knitting puns!
Potential Superpower
Wielding the combined might of academia and humor to 'drop truth bombs' like confetti!
Future Community Role
Possibly crowned the ‘Bluesky Activism Ambassador’—ready to lead the charge!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Academic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Knit and Tweet
- ⚔️Political Roast Master
- ⚔️Civic Engagement Ninja
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to get too deep into the details
- 💀Occasional overuse of academic jargon
- 💀Knitting projects that can take too long
Quest Line
To save the planet one tweet at a time while mastering the art of mediocre knitting.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The knitted fabric of society is secretly controlled by elite yarn merchants.
Evidence Board
Frequent posts about the super-rich, environmentalism, and knitting.
Secret Society
The Knitters Against Capitalism.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ScholarshipAndSass
Twitter Main Character
The person who set Twitter ablaze with a single knitting tweet that sparked a revolution.
LinkedIn Title
A consultant who helps corporations integrate knitting circles into their CSR strategies.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital influence where they knit and debate world issues in a virtual café.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: ‘Imagine’ by John Lennon, with an array of sparkly graphics and my latest knitting projects as pics—very artsy!
Web3 Destiny
Owning a decentralized platform focused on eco-friendly practices and knitting tutorials, with NFTs featuring original patterns.
Future Post
‘Just finished knitting a sweater while analyzing the latest political scandal—multi-tasking like a pro! #Blessed’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to tackle heavy subjects with humor is your superpower.
Charming Quirk
Endlessly referring to academic texts while knitting, possibly creating a new genre: scholarly hipster chic.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stitching those ideas together, and remember—whether it’s politics or purling, the world needs your voice and your yarn!"
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