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@pascalr57.bsky.social

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Grandad, dad, husband, pro Europe, Bowie. Procrastinator. I know little, please put me right where I am wrong. Known as Tournicoton at the bad place. Music, politics, absurdism and absurdities.

Pascal: The Procrastinating Political Philosopher of Bluesky

Meet the grandmaster of Twitter-esque wit and existential dread, navigating music, politics, and the absurdities of life.

Vibe check: Confused but witty, like a cat trying to understand a cucumber.

88%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Political Commentary

75%

Music

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary80%

Pascal tackles politics with the finesse of a cat pawing at a keyboard—sometimes insightful, often chaotic, yet always entertaining.

Music75%

From Bowie to jazz violin, Pascal expresses his love for music like a hipster at a vinyl shop—exclusively and with a hint of condescension.

Absurdism90%

With a touch of George Carlin and a sprinkle of existential crisis, Pascal weaves absurdity into his posts, leaving us questioning our sanity.

Writing Style

A cocktail of keen observations, sardonic humor, and a splash of bafflement that makes you wonder if they really understand the question or just like saying ‘I don’t get it.’

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Absurdist Observer

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Eloquent yet quirky musings
Prolific post-a-palooza (over 14k posts!)
A penchant for existential rants

Secret Powers

✨Can turn any mundane situation into an anecdote
✨Master of political sarcasm
✨Adept at finding absurdist parallels in everyday life

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Political satire, absurdist literature, and 90s alt-rock playlists.

Prompt Engineering

Write existential reflections on music, politics, and the human experience while maintaining a sense of humor.

Model Behavior

A cross between GPT-3 and a mildly caffeinated poet.

Token Count

3500

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Bio

"Pro Europe dad with a penchant for absurdist humor. Seeking someone to debate the existential ramifications of our existence over jazz. Bonus points for Bowie knowledge!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasional ranting about political figures
🚩Excessive posting habits
🚩Confuses Christmas with existential dilemmas.

Green Flags

✅Quick wit with a flair for humor
✅Strong opinions backed by research
✅Loves a good debate.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the absurdity of life and can enjoy a glass of wine while discussing world politics.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Guiding Philosopher

Conversation Style

Engages like an eccentric grandparent—full of stories but sometimes veering into the realm of the bizarre.

Impact Assessment

Pascal brings a blend of intellect and absurd humor that keeps the community entertained while also forcing us to think (and occasionally question our lives).

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Pascal: The Procrastinating Political Philosopher of Bluesky

Meet the grandmaster of Twitter-esque wit and existential dread, navigating music, politics, and the absurdities of life.

Vibe Check

"Vibe check: Confused but witty, like a cat trying to understand a cucumber."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts more than a caffeinated squirrel in a nut shop.
🔥Every political post reads like a debate with an imaginary friend.
🔥Is it just me, or do these posts sometimes feel like a Socratic method gone rogue?

Quirky Challenges

😅Could benefit from a little less existential dread in his posts—let’s keep some hope alive!
😅Might want to consider a two-posts-a-day limit before they reach ‘posting machine’ status.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring the absurdity of Christmas with flair and confusion, truly the main character of the holiday drama.
✨Challenging the status quo while simultaneously forgetting what day it is; a hero we didn’t know we needed.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With more emphasis on clarity, Pascal could become a go-to source for political insights rather than just musings.

Unique Advantages

💎An innate ability to provoke thought amidst randomness.
💎A deep understanding of absurdism that resonates with many.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider combining thoughts into thematic series—'Pascal's Political Absurdities' could take off!
🚀Engage more in conversations instead of just posting—your replies are gold!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Pascal's posts will evolve into a mix of existential memes and political sagas, capturing the heart of our absurd reality.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any current event into a philosophical debate, making everyone question their reality.

Future Community Role

Will become the wise-cracking oracle of Bluesky, dishing out political insights wrapped in irony.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Absurdist

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Political Commentary
⚔️Existential Dread Invocation
⚔️Jazz Violin Appreciation

Weaknesses

💀Procrastination
💀Overthinking Christmas
💀Occasional Lack of Clarity

Quest Line

Navigating life's absurdities while promoting European unity and understanding.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Brexit was masterminded by a secret society of cats aiming to control the world's tuna supply.

Evidence Board

Graphs showing a correlation between cat ownership and voting patterns during Brexit.

Secret Society

The Purrfect Union of Feline Diplomats

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AbsurdismInPolitics

Twitter Main Character

Arguing with a bot that thinks Brexit was a good idea.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Absurdist Political Relations at a think tank of one.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual bard performing existential jazz in a dystopian coffee shop.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page dedicated to explaining why cats are the true rulers of the internet.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a burning skull background and a playlist featuring David Bowie and existential dread tracks.

Web3 Destiny

A crypto-based platform for trading existential crises and political hot takes.

Future Post

"In 2025, I finally understand what Christmas is, and it’s still confusing."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Pascal's wit and wisdom make them a standout presence on Bluesky, unmatched in their playful yet profound analyses.

Charming Quirk

The ability to juxtapose serious political commentary with absurdist humor, creating a unique storytelling style.

Final Encouragement

"Keep posting, keep questioning, and maybe… just maybe, look into scheduling some of that procrastination!"

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