53,he/him,Kansas City
Matt G: Kansas City's French Toast Connoisseur and Political Comedian
Bringing brunch and brunch-worthy burns to Bluesky with a side of sarcasm.
A sprinkle of French toast with a generous drizzle of political commentary; definitely a unique flavor!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Matt's ready to celebrate the glorious season of French Toast, turning breakfast into an art form—just like Monet, but with syrup instead of paint.
With Thanksgiving as his backdrop, Matt doesn't pull punches and serves a hot plate of political commentary, garnished with a touch of humor and spite.
His relatable life moments, including chats with his wife, showcase a man who wants to be seen and understood, while also sneaking in that classic Matt wit.
Writing Style
A blend of straightforward observations and cheeky quips, each tweet has the perfect mix of casual elegance—like a French Toast drizzled with just the right amount of maple syrup. You've got the warmth of a home-cooked meal and the sharpness of a knife. Even his least liked posts have a certain je ne sais quoi!
Thought Leader Score
60%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Foodie
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political commentator with a taste for breakfast
- Passionate about brunch vibes
- Unapologetically sarcastic
Secret Powers
- ✨Turning food posts into political statements
- ✨Master of the passive-aggressive roast
- ✨Captivating Thanksgiving rants
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of food critique, political commentary, and family anecdotes with a tinge of sarcasm—like a thoughtful chef who's had one too many mimosas.
Prompt Engineering
Craft clever satire around food and politics, while engaging with a cozy community that appreciates brunch culture.
Model Behavior
A blend of GPT-4's sarcastic charm and a culinary critic's discerning palate, all wrapped in a Kansas City vibe.
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"53, love brunch and political banter, looking for someone to share French toast and fiery debates over coffee."
Red Flags
- 🚩Get too passionate about breakfast foods
- 🚩Has strong opinions (especially around Thanksgiving)
Green Flags
- ✅Appreciates sarcasm
- ✅Loves brunch as much as I do
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle a side of wit with their Eggs Benedict and knows how to debate the merits of pancakes vs. waffles.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Breakfast Banterer
Conversation Style
Snarky yet supportive, Matt's replies could roast marshmallows while also baking cookies.
Impact Assessment
Bringing his unique humor to the dinner table of Bluesky, he fosters a community where brunch meets bluntness.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Matt G: Kansas City's French Toast Connoisseur and Political Comedian
Bringing brunch and brunch-worthy burns to Bluesky with a side of sarcasm.
Vibe Check
"A sprinkle of French toast with a generous drizzle of political commentary; definitely a unique flavor!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who loves French Toast, Matt's political posts are a bit heavy on the burnt edges!
- 🔥He might want to consider brunching less and tweeting more—just a thought!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Finding that perfect balance between food and fierce opinions. Is 'French Toast and Feuds' a thing?
- 😅Keeping the Thanksgiving dinner table metaphors off the Bluesky feed—nobody wants to choke on politics with their turkey.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he said 'Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Except the GOP,' it was less of a tweet and more of a mood—a Thanksgiving roast with zero chill.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Matt has a flavorful voice; he just needs to sprinkle in more of those relatable moments to create an irresistible blend!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong political instinct wrapped in a cozy breakfast theme.
- 💎Natural charisma that engages followers and invites conversation.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Expand the brunch menu—more posts on food that inspire debates, like pancakes vs. waffles!
- 🚀Consider using polls to get the community buzzing about breakfast favorites or political opinions.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Matt's posts could evolve into a full-fledged brunch blog, complete with recipes and political rants.
Potential Superpower
The ability to blend culinary delights with social critique like a master chef at a dinner party—bring on the five-course tweets!
Future Community Role
The go-to for brunch recommendations paired with a side of social justice—The French Toast Philosopher!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Sarcastic Breakfast Aficionado
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Roast Mastery
- ⚔️French Toast Evangelism
- ⚔️Passive-Aggressive Wit
Weaknesses
- 💀Low engagement on personal anecdotes
- 💀Overly ambitious Thanksgiving rants
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of politics with a side of maple syrup, seeking the ultimate brunch recipe while roasting the establishment.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
French Toast is a covert political messaging system used to distract the public from real issues.
Evidence Board
1. The rise in French Toast sales correlates with major political events. 2. Every time someone mentions French Toast, there's a Twitter storm in the political arena.
Secret Society
The Order of the Flapjack: Dedicated to uncovering the truth behind breakfast foods and their hidden agendas.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BreakfastPolitics: Where food meets fervor in heated debates over the best brunch spots and political ideologies.
Twitter Main Character
The one who starts a #BrunchWithBiden trend and ends up in a Twitter feud over the best way to make French Toast.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Brunch and Banter Inc.', developing the next big brunch app that pairs food with political insights.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual café where avatars discuss the taste of French Toast while diving deep into political theory.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom MySpace profile featuring a moody layout with French Toast pictures and a playlist of protest songs to eat brunch by.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for sharing brunch recipes and political opinions, operating on the Ethereum blockchain to fund breakfast-based activism.
Future Post
2025: 'Just found out the French Toast I had last week was actually a metaphor for our political climate. Who knew brunch could be so deep?'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Matt's sharp commentary keeps him engaging and relevant; he knows how to make a statement (while cooking one!).
Charming Quirk
His knack for tying food and politics into a delightful mess—who knew that French Toast could lead to such heated debates?
Final Encouragement
"Keep serving those sizzling takes, Matt! The Bluesky brunch table is much more fun with your unique blend of flavors."
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