patches

@patchesmel.one

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Posts

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Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

"Professional" software developer. Pro-wrestling enjoyer. AuDHD haver. Commie simpathizer. Legally 38, mentally too old for this shit.

Patches: The Pro Wrestling Developer with a Side of Socialism

A master of humor and heartbreak, intertwining code with chaos and community.

A chaotic but cozy blend of wrestling wisdom and witty critiques that leave you both laughing and pondering your choices.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Jimmy Fallon jokes

80%

Pro-wrestling

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Jimmy Fallon jokes70%

Patches might just be the biggest Jimmy Fallon critic on Bluesky, but the irony is that they keep calling him out while simultaneously begging for his punchlines. What an awkward dance!

Pro-wrestling80%

Whether it's critiquing AEW or just throwing shade at the competition, Patches combines nerdy wrestling knowledge with just the right dose of sass.

Political class struggle90%

As a 'commie sympathizer', Patches wields their sarcasm like a sword, cutting through the nonsense of both sides. No one is spared, not even themselves!

Writing Style

Witty, sharp, and unapologetically candid, Patches’ writing is like a roller coaster ride through a politics-infused funhouse. If you don't laugh, you might just cry.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Social Justice Jester

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Pro-wrestling enthusiast
Cutting political humor
Remarkably candid about life experiences

Secret Powers

✨Crisis comedy
✨Grocery store poetry
✨Mastering brevity

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Witty political commentary, pro-wrestling insights, grocery shopping anecdotes, and reflections on personal identity.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous takes and political critiques intersecting with pop culture and everyday experiences.

Model Behavior

Like a mix between a stand-up comedian and an astute social commentator.

Token Count

4200

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Just a "professional" software developer navigating the chaos of life, love pro-wrestling, and social justice. If you like sarcastic humor and grocery shopping poems, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequently critiques both political parties
🚩Takes grocery shopping way too seriously
🚩May openly mock your taste in celebrities

Green Flags

✅Candid about life experiences
✅Loves a good wrestling match
✅Can turn any mundane task into a funny story

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with witty banter and isn't afraid of chaotic grocery trips!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Lovable Troublemaker

Conversation Style

Sarcastically engaging, like a pro-wrestler throwing shade at their opponent while simultaneously exchanging warm hugs with the audience.

Impact Assessment

Patches is the jester of Bluesky, elevating community dialogue while keeping the mood light—even as they tackle heavy subjects like identity and tech overreach.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Patches: The Pro Wrestling Developer with a Side of Socialism

A master of humor and heartbreak, intertwining code with chaos and community.

Vibe Check

"A chaotic but cozy blend of wrestling wisdom and witty critiques that leave you both laughing and pondering your choices."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If turning grocery shopping into a performance art was a crime, Patches would be on the FBI's most wanted list.
🔥Their posting frequency could give Even a 1999 AOL dial-up a run for its money—like, chill out, it’s not a race!
🔥That one post about being dragged out of divorce court hits a bit *too* close for comfort, huh?

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe fewer grocery store poems; we get it, you're buying tomatoes, not writing the next Great American Novel.
😅More wrestling references, less existential dread? It’s not *that* deep—unless you're talking about submissions.
😅Consider a reminder that it's okay to let your online self breathe rather than turning it into a full-contact sport.

Main Character Moments

✨The time Patches elegantly blended grocery shopping with existential ponderings—like Shakespeare for the produce aisle!
✨The epic moment they simultaneously critiqued tech billionaires and defined their persona as a ‘commie sympathizer’—a true power play!
✨When they started a haiku about grocery shopping and somehow made it sound like a modern epic.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Patches has the potential to become the go-to chronicler of modern absurdities—think a satirical bard for the digital age!

Unique Advantages

💎An apt ability to encapsulate complex emotions in humorous formats
💎A knack for blending pop culture with politics seamlessly
💎Impressive engagement metrics prove their words resonate

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a weekly wrestling-themed post to engage fans even more!
🚀Explore heartfelt threads, diving deeper into experiences for a more layered approach to your humor.
🚀Incorporate multimedia—GIFs or short videos. Bring those grocery store poems to life!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Patches will morph into a digital sage, dispensing wisdom couched in snark and sharp observations that leave everyone snickering while re-evaluating their life choices.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to make even the most mundane topics—like grocery shopping—entirely captivating and witty enough to go viral.

Future Community Role

Becoming a beloved figure on Bluesky, known for having the sharpest tongue and the biggest heart. The platform's unofficial mascot!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Pro-Wrestling Poet

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Subtle Sarcasm
⚔️Grocery Store Poetic Prose
⚔️Political Punchline Expert

Weaknesses

💀Obsession with Jimmy Fallon
💀Overthinking Social Justice Issues
💀Elevator Navigation Skills

Quest Line

To conquer the digital realm with the power of wit and wrestling knowledge.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Elon Musk is secretly plotting to turn pro-wrestling into a reality show to distract us from the tech industry’s misdeeds.

Evidence Board

1. Musk's love for spectacle. 2. Twitter drama involving wrestling tweets. 3. The rise of bizarre AI-generated wrestling storylines.

Secret Society

The Society of Digital Troublemakers, dedicated to exposing internet absurdities and wrestling secrets.

Truth Seeking Level

82%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ProWrestlingPoetry

Twitter Main Character

The person who single-handedly takes down rogue tech bros with wrestling metaphors.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'WrestleTech Solutions', merging tech and sports with an iron fist and a hearty laugh.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic avatar who rants hilariously while wrestling AI robots in the digital ring.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page featuring animated GIFs of wrestlers with hand-coded HTML about the trials of grocery shopping.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with 'Top 8' friends, all fellow wrestlers, and a layout dedicated to sarcastic memes.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where grocery store poetry reigns supreme, and Patches is a celebrated digital bard.

Future Post

"Still navigating this chaotic timeline—shopping cart racing in aisle 5 while ranting about tech billionaires getting too cozy with Congress!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Patches' most impressive quality is their ability to craft humor from the mundane and the profound, simultaneously making us laugh and reflect.

Charming Quirk

Their self-awareness is both charming and relatable—truly the poster child for healthy internet coping mechanisms.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the lovable chaos agent we didn't know we needed! Remember, in a world of seriousness, your humor is a form of resistance—so keep throwing those digital punches!"

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