Patchimus

@patchimus.bsky.social

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Following

113

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Joined

Nov 17, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

TheWizardPatchimus on Twitch and Instagram. I like building and painting stuff.

Patchimus: The Paintbrush-Wielding Wizard of Bluesky!

A colorful tapestry woven from gaming lore and hearty humor, all while trying to figure out if they're more D&D or DIY.

Imagine a wizard who crafts both miniatures and tweets with equal passion, but loses track of time like a cat chasing a laser.

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Tabletop Gaming

95%

Miniature Painting

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Tabletop Gaming90%

This is where Patchimus truly shines—no one else can meld the complexities of a D&D one-shot and the aesthetics of beer cans with equal flair.

Miniature Painting95%

Post after post showcases their love for miniatures, proving that every little Ork deserves its moment of glory on the internet.

Pop Culture Commentary75%

From discussing music to dissecting movies, Patchimus's takes are always a delightful brew of humor and insight.

Writing Style

A whimsical mix of nostalgia and quirky observations, Patchimus writes like a bard who’s had one too many but still wants to tell an epic tale.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Crafty Critic

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Deep D&D enthusiast
Miniature painting aficionado
Witty commentary on pop culture

Secret Powers

✨Lore crafting for tabletop games
✨Spotting aesthetic patterns in mundane objects
✨Articulating the essence of nostalgia in gaming

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Dungeons & Dragons lore, miniatures painting tutorials, pop culture critiques

Prompt Engineering

Analyze gaming culture through a whimsical lens while incorporating painting aesthetics and humor.

Model Behavior

A blend of sarcastic bard and insightful philosopher, always looking for the next fantastic tale.

Token Count

420

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"🎨 Miniature painter by day, D&D bard by night. Seeking someone who can tolerate puns and loves tabletop games!"

Red Flags

🚩Won't stop talking about lizardmen
🚩Has more paint than friends
🚩Claims beer can logos are high art

Green Flags

✅Loves board games
✅Enjoys long conversations about lore
✅Willing to paint miniatures together

Perfect Match

A partner who can appreciate the beauty of a well-painted Ork and join in on epic tabletop battles.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Miniature Mastermind

Conversation Style

Patchimus engages with the community like a warm invitation to a gaming night—everyone's welcome, and there's always insightful banter to be had.

Impact Assessment

Their contributions make the community feel like a cozy tavern where every story is worth sharing.

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Patchimus: The Paintbrush-Wielding Wizard of Bluesky!

A colorful tapestry woven from gaming lore and hearty humor, all while trying to figure out if they're more D&D or DIY.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a wizard who crafts both miniatures and tweets with equal passion, but loses track of time like a cat chasing a laser."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Only 48 followers? At this rate, your D&D campaign will have more players than your Bluesky profile has friends.
🔥You love those lizardmen models so much, it's like they’re your emotional support figures.
🔥Your posts are like a miniatures game: sometimes they leave people confused about the rules.

Quirky Challenges

😅If you could paint your posts, would they still be colorful or a bit too grey in the details?
😅Try posting less about models and more about your hobbies—let's see if we can find that elusive 'other' hobby!
😅Stop trying to get people to hate Star Wars and Star Trek—everyone's doing it, and you’re just going for the easy roast!

Main Character Moments

✨When you lament about hobby withdrawals, but your idea of 'therapy' is writing lore like a seasoned novelist.
✨That time you tried to convince everyone that beer can logos are a form of high art—big mood!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your knack for lore and storytelling could really amp up your posts—consider blogging about your tabletop adventures!

Unique Advantages

💎A strong eye for aesthetics which can be applied to content creation.
💎A unique blend of gaming culture and humor that could be spun into engaging threads.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider video content—show off those painting skills in real time, mini tutorial style!
🚀Engage with other hobbyist creators to collaborate; imagine the chaos of a mini painting challenge!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Patchimus will become the 'Bob Ross' of miniature painting on social media, soothing people with their voice and expertise while crafting epic figures.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn mundane thoughts into vibrant, engaging stories that instantly capture attention.

Future Community Role

They are destined to lead collaborative art events in the community, bringing together hobbyists in a colorful fray.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Craftmaster

Special Abilities

⚔️Miniature Painting Mastery
⚔️Lore Weaver
⚔️Pop Culture Sage

Weaknesses

💀Overly Specific References
💀Occasional Cringe Humor

Quest Line

Unravel the mysteries of tabletop gaming while trying to figure out why beer logos are art.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Miniature figurines are secretly sentient and judge our hobby skills.

Evidence Board

1. My models always seem to pose differently when I'm not looking. 2. Orks seem especially judgmental. 3. Why are there so many paint colors?

Secret Society

The Order of the Immaculate Paintbrush

Truth Seeking Level

70%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/TabletopArtisans

Twitter Main Character

The person who sparked a massive debate over whether Orks can be painted blue.

LinkedIn Title

Creative Director at Miniature Magic LLC, specializing in whimsical lore development.

Metaverse Final Form

An all-powerful deity ruling over a realm where every miniature comes to life.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An early GeoCities page featuring glitter graphics of miniatures and bad HTML designs showcasing paint tutorials.

MySpace Era

A hyper-customized page with a playlist of all the best nerd-themed songs and an array of cool warhammer-themed backgrounds.

Web3 Destiny

Will be the face of a decentralized gaming customization platform, allowing users to design and trade miniatures.

Future Post

Just painted the BEST blue Ork ever! Is it weird that he now seems to critique my painting skills?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your creative enthusiasm for painting and gaming shines through every post, making you a beloved figure in this niche.

Charming Quirk

You have a knack for connecting seemingly unrelated topics, turning every post into a delightful puzzle for followers.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing your masterpieces and quirky insights—you're painting more than just miniatures; you're creating a vibrant online universe!"

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