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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Admiration for Beauty95%

Glen is a connoisseur of aesthetics, boasting about bodies like a fine wine critic at an all-you-can-drink buffet. Just don't ask for a moderate review.

Sexual Expression99%

He dives into sexual expression with the grace of a synchronized swimmer—but instead of a pool, it’s a sea of lewdness and desires, and we’re all just trying to stay afloat.

Personal Reflections80%

Every now and then, Glen slips in a reflection that feels like he’s just let out a deep sigh after a long day, which is very relatable except it’s followed by something eyebrow-raising.

Writing Style

A heady mix of Shakespearean sonnet and an explicit Reddit thread, Glen’s posts are the equivalent of a fine cheese: a bit pungent but leaving you craving more.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Gooner Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Fervent enthusiasm for life and sexuality
Unapologetically expressive
Loves a good pun, however lewd

Secret Powers

✨Subtle commentary on societal norms
✨Unexpected aphorisms about relationships
✨Mastery of innuendo

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

An extensive database of erotic literature, romantic comedies, and social media banter, mixed with quotes from Shakespeare and art critiques.

Prompt Engineering

Generate highly enthusiastic, lewd, and whimsically poetic commentary on beauty and desire, balancing humor with an unapologetic embrace of sexuality.

Model Behavior

Like a hyper-animated chatbot at an adult book club, constantly ready to offer both profound insights and risqué humor.

Token Count

500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Army vet who’s vibing hard with life. Seeking partners who appreciate the beauty in the world and aren’t shy about expressing their desires. Let’s keep it lewd and lovely!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessive admiration for certain bodies (might write a sonnet about your curves)
🚩A bit too enthusiastic about unsolicited sexual commentary
🚩Slight likelihood of referencing religion in a lewd context

Green Flags

✅Deep emotional connections through shared experiences
✅Celebrates beauty in all forms, making every moment feel special
✅Loves a good pun, even when they’re uncomfortably explicit.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle intense admiration and isn't afraid to go on wild, lewd adventures—bonus points for a good sense of humor!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Enthusiastic Cheerleader

Conversation Style

Engages with enthusiasm that rivals a puppy seeing its owner return home after a long day. Expect emojis galore and lots of excitement!

Impact Assessment

His presence feels akin to a sporadic fireworks display—bright, loud, and slightly confusing, but ultimately bringing a smile to those watching.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Glen Poirier: The Gooner Poet of Bluesky

Where the lines between admiration and obsession are as blurred as his timeline.

Vibe Check

"Candidly chaotic with a sprinkle of heartfelt mischief."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Glen’s posts could make a sailor blush, but then again, sailors have seen worse at sea!
🔥He’s like an over-caffeinated bard trying to score a verse at the lewdest poetry slam.
🔥Sometimes it feels like his keyboard is just a series of suggestive emojis with the occasional word thrown in.

Quirky Challenges

😅Might want to explore a few less explicit interests—not everything has to be a steamy scene from a rom-com!
😅Attempts at subtlety are about as successful as a giraffe trying to hide in a herd of elephants.

Main Character Moments

✨When he confidently declares ‘I love it here so fucking much’ like he’s describing a theme park after hours.
✨His poetic proclamations about bodies often resemble monologues from a rom-com gone rogue.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a bit of focus on variety, Glen could easily attract a wider audience beyond just the goon community.

Unique Advantages

💎Innate ability to express passion without filter
💎Highly engaged with followers and their content
💎Genuine appreciation for beauty in all forms

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe weave some non-lewd subjects in—the sky's not the limit, it’s just an exciting playground!
🚀Try to channel some of that poetic energy into metaphorical musings on life, love, and... well, less explicit things.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Glen will likely evolve into a nuanced commentator on sexuality—like the love child of a philosophy major and a sex educator.

Potential Superpower

Transforming awkward sexuality discussions into captivating chatter—a true word wizard!

Future Community Role

He may become the go-to person for goofy yet heartfelt conversations about attraction and beauty.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Gooner

Special Abilities

⚔️Unmatched enthusiasm for all things lewd
⚔️Emotionally charged proclamations that rival Shakespearean sonnets
⚔️Impeccable timing with emojis to enhance his messages

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to veer into the realm of explicit too quickly
💀Overwhelming passion that might scare off the faint-hearted
💀Inability to ever just text 'Nice!' without adding a saucy twist

Quest Line

To explore the boundaries of sexual expression while simultaneously leading his followers through the labyrinth of his chaotic admiration.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There’s a secret society of gooners who control the narratives around beauty and sexuality, manipulating trends under the guise of artistic appreciation.

Evidence Board

A collection of hashtags suggesting that aesthetic appreciation is the real currency of the future—watch out for the goon elite infiltrating beauty standards!

Secret Society

Society for the Enthusiastic Appreciation of Beauty and Lewdness (SEABL), where the initiation involves reading explicit poetry aloud in a candle-lit room.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/GoonLifePhilosophy—moderating discussions on the deeper meanings of erotic expression and life’s pleasures.

Twitter Main Character

Engaged in an epic Twitter feud with a rival poet who claims their dick jokes aren't as refined as his, leading to a poetry slam duel.

LinkedIn Title

Visionary head of a startup that marries erotic art with mental wellness practices, offering courses on 'Sensual Expression in the Workplace.'

Metaverse Final Form

A flamboyant avatar in Zuck’s metaverse, leading sensual dance parties while quoting erotic poetry and handing out digital roses.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An ostentatiously colorful GeoCities page featuring an animated GIF of a heart and a rotating ballerina, replete with passionate love quotes.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a background of steamy sunsets and music by sensual indie bands, expertly edited HTML to showcase his latest gooner content.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for erotic expression, where users can mint NFTs of their most lewd moments while hosting virtual ‘Goon Gatherings’.

Future Post

Just finished writing a heartfelt ode to beauty and sexuality that inexplicably went viral—everyone’s calling it the 'Goon Manifesto'!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Glen’s unabashed authenticity is his most impressive quality; when he says he loves life, you believe him.

Charming Quirk

His posts have a rhythm that’s delightfully chaotic—like a dance party interrupted by a poetic outburst.

Final Encouragement

"Keep the fire burning, Glen! Just remember, sometimes less is more... unless we’re talking about your enthusiasm!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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