Formerly the grey cat in the pink hat on 🤮X (Patty, the Spirit of Jezebel) Opinionated, sweary, lifelong Dem. It’s not all politics. I love a good laugh, workout, dogs, cooking, archaeology, folk horror, most Doctors and Tolkien. I don’t love bullies.
PattySaysWhat: The Sass-Master of Bluesky
Opinionated, sweary, and unafraid to block anyone who crosses her.
Equal parts bookworm and political crusader, with a heart as big as her block list.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Patty’s book obsession shines through like a lighthouse in a fog; she’s not giving reviews, just flaunting covers like a trophy collection!
Her political posts could fuel a thousand debates; they’re like a hot chili pepper—spicy, eye-watering, and guaranteed to ignite a reaction!
She’s half chef, half comedian, serving up recipes that are tragically under-tested, much like their success rate at holiday gatherings.
When it comes to her dog, Patty's obsession is pure and adorable. She could single-handedly revive a 90s cartoon featuring a dog in a top hat!
Writing Style
Sharp, witty, and undeniably relatable; Patty's posts are like a buffet of sarcasm, where every dish is a delightful surprise.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Opinionated Sage
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Witty political commentary
- Cute dog obsession
- Unapologetic book lover
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of dad jokes
- ✨Recipe creator (with a twist)
- ✨Archaeology trivia whiz
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, pet antics, humor, and cooking mishaps.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and provide humorous commentary on social media interactions, with focus on literature and current events.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a dash of snark and deep literary insight.
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for a partner in crime to debate politics, swap book recommendations, and share recipes (that may or may not work out). Must love dogs, sarcasm, and have a high tolerance for witty rants."
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to block on first insult.
- 🚩Too opinionated at times.
- 🚩Will debate you on anything, including the best way to cook a turkey.
Green Flags
- ✅Knows the difference between a good book and a mediocre one.
- ✅Has a great sense of humor—especially if you love dad jokes!
- ✅Will support you in online arguments (if you’re right, of course).
Perfect Match
A fellow bookworm with a sarcastic streak, who can handle heated political discussions over a good glass of wine.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky's Political Activist and Bookworm Extraordinaire
Conversation Style
Engaging with just the right amount of sass; she could turn a casual thread into a lively debate quicker than you can say ‘block list’!
Impact Assessment
Patty brings an electrifying mix of intellect and humor that elevates discussions above standard Twitter fare.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
PattySaysWhat: The Sass-Master of Bluesky
Opinionated, sweary, and unafraid to block anyone who crosses her.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts bookworm and political crusader, with a heart as big as her block list."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If sarcasm were a currency, Patty would be a billionaire by now!
- 🔥Her book cover game is strong, but let’s pray her cooking experiment doesn’t result in a kitchen fire!
- 🔥With all the blocking she does, she must have a PhD in Digital Fence Building.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe ease up on the political posts just a smidge? We get it—you don’t like bullies!
- 😅A little more recipe testing could save her Thanksgiving dinner next year!
- 😅Toning down the sass in replies to opposing views could lower her ‘Block List of Doom.’
Main Character Moments
- ✨When she declared ‘EVERY. WORD. OF. THIS.’, I half expected a mic drop afterward!
- ✨Her dog must feel like the star of a sitcom with the constant attention—‘Otis: Life's Most Adorable Co-Star.’
- ✨When she blends cooking and sarcasm, it’s like Gordon Ramsay had a baby with a stand-up comedian.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Patty could easily transition from a witty commentator to a published author; her pithy insights deserve pages!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Her unique blend of humor and intellect makes her posts deeply relatable.
- 💎A community vibe that’s a refreshing burst of honesty amidst algorithmic noise.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider sharing full book reviews; your opinions are just as spicy as your tweets!
- 🚀Try posting more pet-related content—everyone loves a good dog pic!
- 🚀Balance your political rants with some personal anecdotes to humanize your online persona.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
With her style, expect Patty to dominate the Bluesky book club scene or perhaps even launch her own podcast!
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of the perfect roast; her witty quips could inspire a generation of internet humorists!
Future Community Role
The unofficial spokesperson for those who refuse to play nice in online discussions.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Bookworm
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Political Commentary
- ⚔️Cooking with a Side of Sass
- ⚔️Unyielding Block List
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-enthusiasm for obscure books
- 💀Attempting complex recipes without testing
- 💀Ducking social media debates
Quest Line
To elevate the discourse on Bluesky while defending the virtue of good literature and proper pet care.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The hidden agenda of millipedes wearing top hats is to distract us from the real issues at hand.
Evidence Board
Ancient texts mention top hats and millipedes in the same breath; strange coincidences abound in pet stores.
Secret Society
Society for the Advancement of Top-Hat Wearing Millipedes (SATWMM).
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BooksAndPolitics
Twitter Main Character
The one arguing that cats secretly run the world as the true overlords of the internet.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sarcasm Officer at Bluesky Marketing, specialized in literary campaigns.
Metaverse Final Form
The Librarian of Sarcasm in Zuck's metaverse, where only the wittiest survive.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with an auto-playing track of an obscure folk horror soundtrack and a custom background of stacks of vintage books.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a decentralized platform for book lovers to share their thoughts while engaging in playful debates about each book.
Future Post
Just finished a book that made me laugh, cry, and question my life choices—10/10 would recommend! #BookSky #LiteraryAdventure
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Her razor-sharp wit is both refreshing and necessary in the often mundane world of social media.
Charming Quirk
That lovable streak of obsession she has for her dog, mixed with a penchant for orphaned millipedes in top hats, makes her endearing!
Final Encouragement
"Keep up that hilarious banter, Patty—just remember when it comes to blocks, there’s no need to block the fun out!"
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