Paul speaks with the conviction of a modern-day prophet, lamenting the sins of poor infrastructure while calling out drivers who forget the bike lanes are there for a reason. You can almost hear the echoes of 'I told you so' in his posts!

If Paul were a political cartoonist, every post would feature a cartoonishly large pickup truck crushing a bike lane. His takes on local policies cut through the red tape like a well-sharpened bike chain!

Paul’s posts are a blend of tips, snark, and heartfelt pleas for better civic engagement, as if he’s trying to unlock the secrets of Ottawa while riding a fixed gear. The level of sass and insight would make even the most jaded city planner ponder their life choices.