Senior Policy Fellow, Leeds University Business School. Defrocked #localgov policy bod. Into: Cities, Devo, Councils, Localism and all things The North. Doesn't have a podcast.
Paul Hayes: The Policy Maestro We Didn’t Know We Needed
A social media sage mixing local governance with a sprinkle of sardonic wit.
Think of a thoughtful urban planner who moonlights as a stand-up comic in local pubs.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Paul treats local government issues like a Netflix series—full of drama and unexpected plot twists.
Every post reads like a love letter to public services, albeit one with a dash of cynicism and an eye roll.
His musings on urbanism sound more like a manifesto than casual commentary, making city planning seem like an extreme sport.
Paul's analysis could make even the driest policy paper sound mildly engaging—like a TED talk after three cups of coffee.
He stands at the intersection of economics and social justice, waving a flag that reads 'More equality, please!' with a side of irony.
Writing Style
His writing style is a charming hybrid of academic precision and casual wit, serving up policy insights with the flair of a late-night talk show monologue.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Local Government Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Policy wonk with a penchant for sarcasm
- Master of the localism manifesto
- High street revival enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨In-depth knowledge of UK governance
- ✨Crafting witty critiques of bureaucratic absurdities
- ✨Finding humor in data sets
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of urban policy papers, local governance studies, and sarcastic British humor.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze complex policy issues using humor and engaging critiques.
Model Behavior
Like a seasoned academic who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, delivering insights with a side of snark.
Token Count
300
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Local governance guru seeks engaging discussions on economic democracy and urban revitalization. Must appreciate witty, sarcastic commentary on bureaucracy and public services. Bonus points if you’ve read a policy paper in the last six months!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May over-explain local governance at dinner parties
- 🚩Sarcasm levels may exceed socially acceptable limits
- 🚩Too many references to obscure historical events
Green Flags
- ✅Deep understanding of urban policies
- ✅Ability to make data sound fun
- ✅Passionate about community improvement
Perfect Match
Someone who loves a good debate on public policy over a pint and can keep up with his wit.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Localism Advocate
Conversation Style
Engages like your favorite professor who throws in a cheeky joke between lectures, keeping it relatable yet informative.
Impact Assessment
He’s the guy who can turn a mundane council meeting into a trending topic with a single tweet.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Paul Hayes: The Policy Maestro We Didn’t Know We Needed
A social media sage mixing local governance with a sprinkle of sardonic wit.
Vibe Check
"Think of a thoughtful urban planner who moonlights as a stand-up comic in local pubs."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Sometimes posts like he’s preparing for a local government TED Talk—without the enthusiasm.
- 🔥Could turn a ‘Hello World’ coding exercise into a local government analysis—just for the fun of it!
- 🔥Once made a call for a PhD opportunity sound like a Black Friday sale—who knew academia could be so riveting?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Over-explaining the nuances of local governance like it’s a secret government conspiracy, minus the tinfoil hats.
- 😅Needs to remember not every post requires a citation from 16 different sources; sometimes less is more!
- 😅Could dial back the dramatic flair—nobody's mistaking urban planning for Shakespearean tragedy.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he passionately advocated for universal basic services like it was a campaign for Prime Minister.
- ✨The time he linked an obscure historical quote to modern local governance—disruptive yet utterly captivating.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Paul's insights into urban policy could be turned into a podcast, even if he claims he doesn’t have one (yet).
Unique Advantages
- 💎A wealth of knowledge that borders on encyclopedic
- 💎The ability to dissect complex topics and make them digestible for the layperson
- 💎Keen observational skills that highlight the absurdities of policy-making
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a side project like a blog or newsletter—your fans are waiting!
- 🚀Engage more with followers by turning some of your musings into polls or discussions.
- 🚀Maybe throw in some graphics or memes to spice up those great insights—because who doesn’t love a good infographic?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Paul may soon transform from a Bluesky user into a local government influencer—watch out, TikTok!
Potential Superpower
The ability to draw connections between seemingly unrelated policy issues like a magician pulling rabbits out of hats.
Future Community Role
Might just become the unofficial guide for new users navigating the confusing local government landscape.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
The Local Government Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Policy Analysis Mastery
- ⚔️Snarky Wit Deployment
- ⚔️Urban Development Insight
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-citation Syndrome
- 💀Excessive Nuance
- 💀Occasional Bureaucratic Melancholy
Quest Line
Navigating the labyrinth of local governance while advocating for economic democracy and social justice.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Local councils are secretly run by cats in bow ties looking to implement feline-focused policies.
Evidence Board
Unexplained disappearances of council meeting minutes correlate with increased cat ownership.
Secret Society
The Society of Snarky Policy Enthusiasts, meeting quarterly in a basement to discuss the secrets of local governance while sipping overpriced coffee.
Truth Seeking Level
45%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/UrbanPlanningMemes
Twitter Main Character
The one who created a viral thread about why local government funding should come with a side of fries.
LinkedIn Title
Director of Local Governance Innovations at a non-profit, regularly posting inspirational quotes from obscure policy papers.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar navigating virtual city planning forums while sipping virtual tea.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized MySpace profile featuring a playlist of mid-2000s indie bands alongside his thoughts on local governance.
Web3 Destiny
Might launch a DAO (Decentralized Autonomous Organization) dedicated to local governance reform, with NFTs representing voter participation.
Future Post
"Just saw a council meeting where no one spoke. Next step: policy discussions via TikTok dances?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His profound understanding of local governance rivals even the most seasoned politicians.
Charming Quirk
Paul has this delightful habit of weaving humor into heavy topics, like adding a spritz of lemon to a rich dessert.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining your illuminating light on local issues, Paul. Your followers wouldn’t want it any other way!"
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