Jason Ebben

@pazuzu2726.bsky.social

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Posts

Following

336

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Joined

Nov 11, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

living the dream...one nightmare at a time! packers/badgers/wild fan. mostly this will be pictures of records i am listening to. stick around, you may find some new music to check out! if you are bored, go check this out: amisharmada.bandcamp.com

Jason Ebben: The Vinyl Whisperer with a Side of Snark

A record-spinning, sports-cheering, opinion-firing sharer of life's little quirks.

Think of him as the vinyl collector who comments on politics like a seasoned stand-up comedian at an open mic night.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Music

80%

Sports

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Music95%

It's as if Spotify's algorithm got into a fight with a turntable and Jason emerged as the referee with a knack for digging deep into vinyl treasures.

Sports80%

His take on football is like an unexpected plot twist in a rom-com: either you laugh or you're left wondering how you ever doubted his enthusiasm.

Family Dynamics70%

When Thanksgiving dinners get spicy, Jason serves up the kind of family commentary that reads like the script of a tragicomedy: hilariously relatable with a sting of truth.

Writing Style

An endearing mix of hashtag enthusiasm and casual banter, often layered like a vinyl album's complexities—each post a new track in his auditory narrative.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Melodic Sarcast

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Passionate vinyl collector
Sports fanatic
Social justice advocate

Secret Powers

✨Unraveling cryptids in record sleeves
✨Turning sports debates into comedy sets

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Training Data

Vinyl collections, sports commentary, family dynamics, and social justice memes.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze a humorous yet insightful social media presence around music and life observations.

Model Behavior

Like a chatbot who thinks it's a stand-up comedian and a record store clerk rolled into one.

Token Count

256

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Vinyl collector and sports enthusiast looking for someone who appreciates sarcasm and good music. Let’s bond over our mutual disdain for silence!"

Red Flags

🚩Too passionate about vinyl
🚩Talks about family drama too much

Green Flags

✅Loves sharing music recommendations
✅Can discuss sports in a comedic way

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with the sarcasm and balances vinyl chats with deep conversations.

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Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Music Sage

Conversation Style

Engaging, often with a touch of playful sarcasm that makes you feel like you're catching up with an old friend over craft beer.

Impact Assessment

Jason has carved out a niche as the vinyl oracle; his recommendations are like potluck dishes: you never know what you'll get, but it's usually good.

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Jason Ebben: The Vinyl Whisperer with a Side of Snark

A record-spinning, sports-cheering, opinion-firing sharer of life's little quirks.

Vibe Check

"Think of him as the vinyl collector who comments on politics like a seasoned stand-up comedian at an open mic night."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts more music hashtags than a teenage girl on Instagram.
🔥Looks like he has a secret vendetta against silence; there’s always some noise playing in the background.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could probably turn a trip to the grocery store into a deep cut vinyl review.
😅Might want to cut down on the number of times he asks if we can Eberflus his coach—seriously, we get it!

Main Character Moments

✨The time he single-handedly brought down the house with a tweet about his band's past—Jason, you did it for the kids!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Considering his insightful takes, he could transition into a music journalist, sharing deeper narratives behind each vinyl.

Unique Advantages

💎He combines humor and passion in a way that draws people in like moths to a flame.
💎His love for music is contagious; he could start a listening club and sell out in minutes.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try experimenting with video posts; imagine a vinyl unboxing series with his sardonic commentary!
🚀Encourage more interactions by hosting a weekly ‘Record of the Week’ discussion.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect him to blow up as a music influencer—the kind that even brands want to partner with for their campaigns.

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane record listening sessions into viral experiences with his engaging storytelling.

Future Community Role

He'll become the unofficial DJ of Bluesky, curating playlists for different moods.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Vinyl Virtuoso

Special Abilities

⚔️Hashtag Maestro
⚔️Cryptid Spotter
⚔️Snarky Sports Analyst

Weaknesses

💀Too many music hashtags
💀Occasional sarcasm overload

Quest Line

To uncover the mysteries of vinyl while dodging family drama and sports debates.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Record companies are secretly controlling the world’s music taste through subliminal vinyl messages.

Evidence Board

Discussions about how albums released in the 80s predicted current events; every record holds a conspiracy!

Secret Society

The Society for the Preservation of Vinyl Truths.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SarcasticVinylCollectors

Twitter Main Character

Jason's epic takedown of a reality TV show music competition.

LinkedIn Title

Vinyl Aficionado & Sarcasm Strategist

Metaverse Final Form

The main DJ at a virtual music festival where every record spins itself.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to metal bands and conspiracy theories with animated GIFs everywhere.

MySpace Era

Profile full of custom backgrounds featuring record covers and a top 8 that includes his favorite bands.

Web3 Destiny

A thriving NFT market where each record's ownership gives you access to exclusive listening parties.

Future Post

Just scored an exclusive record from a band that’s been broken up for decades, and yes, I’ll cry about it!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jason's genuine passion for music shines through every post; it's rare and refreshing.

Charming Quirk

He has a knack for blending humor with heartfelt sentiments, making even his gripes about family gatherings entertaining.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spinning those records, Jason! The world needs more vinyl wisdom (and laughs) in its timeline."

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