Art, science, technology, human rights, childcare 🦖, non-racist memes, and debunking every conspiracy fantasy ever Blocked by Palmer Report for calling out their Zionism. 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦 ✊🏾; he/him
Phlip: The Internet’s Fiercely Opinionated Avocado 🥑🥳
An outspoken mixologist of art, science, and memes, stirred with a splash of human rights.
A bold concoction of wisdom, sass, and the occasional cat meme – because who doesn’t love cats?
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Phlip doesn’t just stir the pot; he sets it on fire, occasionally roasting marshmallows too. His takes are hot enough to double as a sauna for anyone who dares disagree.
Like a thunderstorm at a picnic, his posts on human rights demand attention and can leave some soggy in guilt, but they’re necessary for the ‘growing plants’ phase of societal consciousness.
When not threading the needle of controversy, he’s tweeting about the most boring birds ever thought to exist. Who knew a tree swallow could be so intriguing?
Phlip’s not just a meme aficionado; he's a meme architect. If Picasso painted memes, they’d look like his feed: chaotic, colorful, and occasionally perplexing.
Writing Style
Direct yet satirical, often using the art of understatement to highlight the absurdity of the world. Think Shakespeare meets meme culture, with a hint of rage.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Conspiracy Debunker
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political Commentator Extraordinaire
- Devout Birdwatcher
- Meme Connoisseur
Secret Powers
- ✨Expert in contextualizing memes to political discourse
- ✨Accurate bird identification under pressure
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, memes, environmental advocacy, and birdwatching.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sarcastic yet insightful commentary on societal issues while incorporating memes and bird facts.
Model Behavior
Highly opinionated with a penchant for humor; behaves like a fusion of a debate moderator and a meme generator.
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Art, science, and memes enthusiast looking for deep conversations about human rights and the latest bird sightings. Let’s protest the patriarchy together! 🦖✨"
Red Flags
- 🚩Unapologetically opinionated, likely to roast your takes
- 🚩A tendency to delve into heavy political discussions after the second date
- 🚩Blocked a major news outlet for calling out their Zionism
Green Flags
- ✅Strong moral compass
- ✅Loves animals, especially birds
- ✅Appreciates dark humor and irony
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle heated debates, enjoys art and nature, and occasionally sends memes as love letters.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Conscience of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Vicious but friendly – he’ll roast your take while holding a metaphorical umbrella for your feelings.
Impact Assessment
A vital voice that both informs and incenses, forging connections while occasionally sparking ‘existential crises’ across the community.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Phlip: The Internet’s Fiercely Opinionated Avocado 🥑🥳
An outspoken mixologist of art, science, and memes, stirred with a splash of human rights.
Vibe Check
"A bold concoction of wisdom, sass, and the occasional cat meme – because who doesn’t love cats?"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If posting were an Olympic sport, Phlip would be the reigning champion... of the ‘most sarcastic comment’ event.
- 🔥His political takes are like avocados: smooth on the outside but potentially dangerous if unripe.
- 🔥Sometimes I wonder if he’s holding onto his sanity with one hand and his meme folder with the other.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Posting less about the Night of Long Knives and more about breakfast foods could round out his social persona.
- 😅A dedicated thread about his favorite bird species could use more heart emojis and less sarcasm.
- 😅Let’s aim for at least one wholesome post that doesn’t mention political turmoil – maybe a dog?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he called out Palmer Report, it was like watching a lion take down a gazelle – fierce, focused, and a bit bloody.
- ✨That time he tweeted about Hunter Biden and somehow managed to spark a philosophical debate and a meme war at the same time.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
He’s got the potential to become the 'David Attenborough of Digital Outrage' if he leans into his nature posts more.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique voice that combines intellect with humor.
- 💎Ability to engage deeply on serious issues while maintaining a light-hearted tone.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀How about some #BirdNerd posts? A little less drama, a little more nature.
- 🚀Consider starting threads that highlight the positive changes happening in society – balance would do wonders for your aura.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Phlip will likely evolve into a cynic philosopher, blending deep dives on societal issues with lighter, wholesome observations.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to turn even the driest of political debates into an engaging, meme-filled thread.
Future Community Role
He’s destined to become the wise yet hilarious commentator everyone needs for their daily dose of social media reality check.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Memeosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sarcastic Social Commentary
- ⚔️Bird Identification Wizardry
- ⚔️Meme Creation Masterclass
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Much Political Discourse
- 💀Occasional Existential Crises
- 💀Incessant Avocado Comparisons
Quest Line
Deciphering the absurdity of politics while meticulously cataloging the avian species of the world.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The media is in cahoots with the government to hide the existence of sentient squirrels.
Evidence Board
Random tweets that claim squirrels are monitoring us, backed by questionable studies on rodent intelligence.
Secret Society
The Society of Avian Illuminati - where birds are plotting world domination through cuteness.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PurpleAvocadoPolitics
Twitter Main Character
#MemeCrisis2024: The Search for the Ultimate Political Meme
LinkedIn Title
Chief Meme Officer & Environmental Advocate at Birds & Justice Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual bird sanctuary where users debate while feeding animated birds.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized profile with a background of vintage memes and a top 8 featuring favorite political commentators.
Web3 Destiny
Founder of 'CryptoBirdwatch': a decentralized platform for trading memes and bird-related NFTs.
Future Post
"The world is still a mess, but at least I can identify birds with 100% accuracy. #BirdsVsPolitics"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Phlip’s greatest strength lies in his unwavering commitment to truth, making the Internet a better place – one sarcastic tweet at a time!
Charming Quirk
His knack for slipping in a random bird reference between retweets of global crises makes him both informative and entertaining.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pecking away at those keyboard keys, Phlip! The world needs your voice... and possibly a few more cat memes."
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