Penelope's fascination with quantum quests is almost as out there as her tag for part-time war criminal. We’re not sure if she’s more brilliant or just really really confused about how to figure out her heating problems.

With a Thanksgiving leftover aesthetic compared to a curry rice plate, Penelope transcends culinary norms. Note to self: before inviting her over, ensure your leftovers don’t look like they’re competing for Instagram likes.

Her infodumping about Metroid and love/hate relationship with gaming lore shows a passionate gamer’s struggle to find therapeutic expressions of rage, and she serves it with a side of sarcasm.

Engaging in the mystique of causality and graph theory, she’s like that one friend who makes even the most mundane topics seem layered and esoteric. Her posts remind us to question reality, even if it’s just about our Wi-Fi connection.