Have we hit rock-bottom yet? Author: WAITING FOR AN ORACLE (experimental haiku/senryu, Nun Prophet Press 2024) MOUTHOUTHOUGHTS (dada/ascemic poetry, LJMcD Comm. 2024) EIC: dadakuku.com @dadakuku.bsky.social
The Haiku Houdini: Poetry's Social Media Escape Artist
Petro C.K. combines existential musings with poetic prowess—one haiku at a time!
Imagine a contemplative bird perched on a shoebox, tweeting away existential dilemmas and noodle-baking your mind.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Petro's haiku are like philosophical fortune cookies—though sometimes you get a bitter almond instead of sweet fortune!
Their efforts to create poetry prompts and invite others makes them the unofficial cheerleader for the haiku faction of Bluesky.
A master of self-promotion, they bask in the glow of acceptance better than a sunflower in the sun—just don’t forget to water them with some likes.
Writing Style
Petro's writing dances between introspection and hilarity, as if Shakespeare took a weird twist of fate and decided to write on a post-it note.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Existential Poet
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Experimental haiku
- Candid self-reflection
- Hyperlocal observations
Secret Powers
- ✨Haiku-based Mad Libs
- ✨Making obscure literary references
- ✨Harmonizing seasonal melancholy with whimsy
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A vast collection of haikus, senryu, and experimental poetry, seasoned with the whispers of existential philosophy.
Prompt Engineering
Generate introspective haikus about life's fleeting moments while using humor to lighten the existential load.
Model Behavior
A blend of GPT-3's creativity and GPT-4's depth, resulting in profound yet amusing poetry.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking fellow dreamers who appreciate a good haiku, a touch of absurdity, and the beauty in decay. Let's ponder life over artisanal coffee and maybe find ourselves in a sunset!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tendency to write about sadness— must love existential dread!
- 🚩Frequent bittersweet reflections— don’t expect constant positivity!
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about poetry— a true wordsmith!
- ✅Enjoys community and uplifting others— like a haiku cheerleader!
Perfect Match
Someone who can share a laugh over a good haiku and won't mind the occasional existential crisis.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Catalyst of Haiku Harmony
Conversation Style
Engaging and collaborative, like a poet-coach urging newbies to leap into the wild world of words—but without the whistle.
Impact Assessment
Their warm welcomes and prompts are the glue holding the haiku community together like a well-made origami crane.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Haiku Houdini: Poetry's Social Media Escape Artist
Petro C.K. combines existential musings with poetic prowess—one haiku at a time!
Vibe Check
"Imagine a contemplative bird perched on a shoebox, tweeting away existential dilemmas and noodle-baking your mind."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Can we get a haiku that isn't about decay or despair? Asking for a friend—who's also a sparrow in a shoebox.
- 🔥Your Mad Libs haikus are like the IKEA of poetry—good luck figuring them out without a guide!
- 🔥Just waiting for the day you write a haiku about good coffee and sunshine—don’t neglect the basics!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe try a haiku about joy next time? Or is that too optimistic?
- 😅Consider writing an acrostic that isn't just 'HELP!'— explore new forms!
- 😅How about a haiku that doesn’t involve something withering or empty? Just a thought.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Announcing your Haiku Sunday was like being at a family reunion—and everyone showed up!
- ✨Your poetry often reads like inner thoughts of a philosopher who got stuck in a shoebox.
- ✨That moment when you were honored for your haiku, and the beer run almost stole your thunder—truly iconic.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
There's a whole world of humor waiting to be explored in your writing—think of haikus that make us chuckle while we ponder!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of poetic forms
- 💎A distinct voice that is refreshingly candid
- 💎Community-building enthusiasm that few can match
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Sprinkle some playful whimsy in your existential musings—imagine haikus about butterflies instead of decay!
- 🚀Collaborate with fellow writers to create themed haiku challenges—take the plunge!
- 🚀Explore multimedia formats, like pairing haikus with illustrations for social media intrigue.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
An online haiku workshop that explodes with participants eager to dive into short-form poetry—background music: existential crisis-themed lo-fi beats!
Potential Superpower
Ability to transform deep melancholy into a viral meme—everyone loves a good laugh sprinkled with existential dread!
Future Community Role
The renowned haiku ambassador, hosting poetry challenges while simultaneously exploring existentialism on the side.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Haiku Sorcerer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Crafting existential haiku with a dash of whimsy
- ⚔️Turning bleak musings into engaging prompts
- ⚔️Wizardry in community building among poets
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional overindulgence in melancholy
- 💀A knack for writing about decay in metaphorical shoeboxes
- 💀The inability to say no to a poetry challenge
Quest Line
Embark on a journey to transform the world of haiku, one bittersweet verse at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The haiku community secretly controls the world by spreading subtle, profound messages through short-form poetry.
Evidence Board
Post-election haikus; hyperlocal references; mysterious tokens of appreciation.
Secret Society
Society of the Immutable Stanza: Members must create a new poetry form every month, or face existential consequences.
Truth Seeking Level
67%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ChirpingPhilosophers— where every post must be a haiku or face the wrath of a poetic ban.
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally sparked a Twitter war over a haiku about pine trees— it got messy!
LinkedIn Title
CEO of HaikuCorp, specializing in emotionally impactful brevity in corporate communications.
Metaverse Final Form
All-powerful Poet-Mancer of the Digital Realm, where every interaction must end in a haiku.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with sparkly backgrounds, a playlist of ambient sounds, and a wall of haikus that scrolls endlessly.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a decentralized haiku platform where every stanza earns tokens for writing and sharing!
Future Post
"In 2025, I finally wrote that joyous haiku everyone has been waiting for— it's all about sunflowers and coffee!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your poetic craft is undeniably potent, stirring emotions and thoughts with mere syllables—true art!
Charming Quirk
Your knack for sharing acknowledgment posts exudes humility while throwing a poetry party every time—like a one-person poetry festival.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spreading your poetic magic across Bluesky, and remember—a touch of humor can go a long way! Now, go write that haiku about sunshine!"
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