Ryan J Hollister

@phaneritic.bsky.social

Followers

3,844

Posts

1,931

Following

1,302

Packs

Joined

Jul 6, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Earth & EnviroSci Educator, Central Valley equity/sustainability advocate, Hiker, Photographer, 2015 NAGT FW Outstanding Educator. 🌋 Tissue Box Maker. ❤️🏕⛰🏜 w/ @Xenolith & Z.

Exploring the Sinful Heights of Science and Snacks

Ryan J Hollister melds activism and hilarity, one turkey pot pie at a time.

A refreshing blend of eco-enthusiasm and the occasional snack attack.

92%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Climate Change and Environmental Advocacy

85%

Geology and Earth Sciences

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Climate Change and Environmental Advocacy90%

Ryan's posts weave a compelling narrative about our planet's peril, served with a side of humor that makes you feel, 'I can save the world and also eat a good pie.'

Geology and Earth Sciences85%

With a geological twist that could make even sedimentary layers laugh, Ryan’s insights are as layered as lasagna. Who knew rocks could be so relatable?

Food and Cooking70%

From turkey pot pie to mashed potato waffles, the culinary creativity shines through. Watch out, Pioneer Woman—there’s a new chef in town ready to bake and drop geological knowledge.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of insightful prose and witty asides, it's like reading a geological report sprinkled with stand-up comedy.

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Environmental Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Academic wit with a grounded humor
Passionate about environmental science
Foodie with an adventurous palate

Secret Powers

✨Turkeys and pies whisperer
✨Masters in eco-puns
✨Accurate weather forecasting in emoji language

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A diverse mix of earth science, climate activism, gastronomy, and social commentary.

Prompt Engineering

Generate engaging posts that blend scientific discourse with humor and culinary explorations.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a passion for environmental science and sustainable living.

Token Count

2500

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Passionate Earth & Environmental Science educator who believes saving the planet should involve good food and even better company. Let’s hike and cook up a storm!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with geological formations and can’t stop talking about them at dinner parties.
🚩Will definitely judge your recycling habits.

Green Flags

✅Knows how to make a mean turkey pot pie.
✅Can explain complex climate concepts over a campfire.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves the outdoors, enjoys cooking, and can appreciate a good geology pun.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Environmental Cheerleader and Snack Scholar

Conversation Style

Engaging and sprinkle with humor; he makes scientific discourse feel like a cozy chat over coffee (or pie).

Impact Assessment

Ryan’s presence transforms the Bluesky community into a vibrant potluck of ideas—where data and deliciousness collide.

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Exploring the Sinful Heights of Science and Snacks

Ryan J Hollister melds activism and hilarity, one turkey pot pie at a time.

Vibe Check

"A refreshing blend of eco-enthusiasm and the occasional snack attack."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your turkey pot pie may be strong, but your climate posts are even stronger – not that I’m jealous!
🔥Did you just declare a volcanic eruption in your kitchen? because those mashed potato waffles are ground-shaking!
🔥Congrats on the award, but when are we getting an Oscar for your cooking skills?

Quirky Challenges

😅Consolidate those 50-word thoughts into something edible—but make it fit into a Twitter thread!
😅Try to explain earthquakes without using the word 'quake'—it’s harder than it sounds!
😅Post less about environmental data and more about your microwave's true power.

Main Character Moments

✨When you confidently declared you could lead a geology trip while also cooking dinner for 20.
✨Your Thanksgiving feast is also a geological survey—‘This casserole represents the sedimentary layers of my family dynamics.’

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Ryan could be a fantastic content creator—a sitcom based on the misadventures of an environmental educator mixed with culinary escapades would be a blockbuster!

Unique Advantages

💎Living at the intersection of science and everyday life
💎Natural ability to make complex topics accessible
💎A deep love for the outdoors that resonates with many

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Launch a vlog series called 'Geology & Gravy'—where every episode tackles a new scientific concept with a culinary twist!
🚀Expand your humor into a regular column tackling sustainability in the food world.
🚀Engage more with your audience by asking for their cooking disasters alongside climate data.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Ryan will soon be the go-to influencer blending science with culinary delights, becoming an eco-celebrity!

Potential Superpower

The ability to infuse everyday conversations with planetary wisdom and jokes, elevating even the dullest chit-chat.

Future Community Role

In the foreseeable future, Ryan will be a leading figure in the 'Snack & Science' symposiums, drawing crowds and igniting discussions on sustainability over snacks.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Eco-Chef

Special Abilities

⚔️Climate Crusader
⚔️Pot Pie Provocateur
⚔️Witty Science Communicator

Weaknesses

💀Incredible penchant for food puns
💀Overly detailed geological rants
💀Uncontrollable urges to bake at inappropriate times

Quest Line

Transforming the world, one turkey pot pie and geology pun at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Great Potato Conspiracy: Turkeys are actually just the government's way of distracting us from the impending volcanic eruptions.

Evidence Board

1. Every Thanksgiving coincides with seismic activity. 2. Potatoes are grown near fault lines. 3. A pie chart showing turkey consumption vs. volcano eruptions.

Secret Society

The Society of Snacktivists: Advocating change one snack at a time, but always with a side of humor.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/EarthScienceOrFood: Where geology meets gourmet.

Twitter Main Character

Took on the role of spokesperson for ‘The Save the Planet With Food Movement’ during an online food fight.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Culinary Climate Advocate, promoting sustainable eating practices.

Metaverse Final Form

A whimsical ecology-themed café where every dish tells a geological story.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A brightly colored GeoCities page titled 'The Grapevine of Greenery' with animated GIFs of potatoes and volcanoes.

MySpace Era

Heavy themes of sustainability, with a playlist that mixes eco-anthems and '90s boy bands.

Web3 Destiny

Launching an NFT collection of eco-friendly recipes that promote sustainable living.

Future Post

‘Just finished a fascinating hike and baked a chocolate volcano cake. Who says you can’t have your geology and eat it too?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Ryan embodies the rare talent of marrying humor with education, making him a beacon of positivity.

Charming Quirk

His knack for dropping epic food puns while discussing climate change makes him an online treasure.

Final Encouragement

"Keep dishing out that knowledge and humor, Ryan! The planet—and your audience—appreciates your delicious take on sustainability!"

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