Prof @UCDavis Interests: evolution, ecology, function & phylogenomics of host-microbe/microbiome symbioses; open science; birds; baseball; T1D Lab phylogenomics.me Pics jonathaneisen.smugmug.com Links linktr.ee/jonathaneisen TED go.ted.com/6WPm
Professor by Day, Birds by Night: The Jonathan Eisen Experience
A delightful blend of academia, avian fascination, and a sprinkle of social commentary.
If knowledge is power, Jonathan is a walking battery ready to run the world—just don’t ask him to juggle.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jonathan tackles microbiomes like a chef seasoning a gourmet dish—adding just the right amount of complexity and flavor, but sometimes overcooking the premise. Watch out for the ‘bacterial’ puns!
From Ruby crown-kings to rare phainopeplas, Jonathan’s bird posts evoke both envy and admiration, making followers question their own backyard bird knowledge. If you can’t tell your sparrow from your finch, he’s not here to help!
His approach to promoting open science makes it clear he’s not just tweeting for likes but is prepared to storm the barricades for accessibility—perhaps even with a pet bird on his shoulder!
Writing Style
Slightly academic yet whimsically conversational; Jonathan crafts posts like a fine academic essay, but with a postscript that reads: ‘P.S. Birds are cool.’
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Birdwatching Scholar
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about microbiomes and evolution
- Bird photography aficionado
- Promoter of open science
Secret Powers
- ✨Writing catchy headlines for academic papers
- ✨Finding the humor in bacteria
- ✨Capturing the beauty of birds
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Birdwatching, microbiomes, open science, and some random memes about bats.
Prompt Engineering
Generate funny yet insightful commentary on the microbiome and birds; make it feel like a seminar but with emojis.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT, but with a strong focus on ornithology and microbiology.
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Nature lover who can name all the birds in the area and discuss gut bacteria over brunch. If your idea of a perfect date involves spotting a rare bird and discussing the anatomy of a microbe, we’ll get along just fine!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Speaks in scientific jargon; might recommend reading academic papers during dinner.
- 🚩Obsessed with birds; might sneak a microscope on dates.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about nature and science; loves to share knowledge.
- ✅Good listener; always up for a deep conversation.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates nature, enjoys a good debate over microbial diversity, and doesn’t mind getting their hands dirty in the lab!
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Academic Advocate
Conversation Style
Engaging, sometimes cryptic—like a game where you need a degree in biology to get the joke but you're still glad you played.
Impact Assessment
He mixes the seriousness of scientific inquiry with a playful birdwatching whimsy; like a wise owl who’s also a stand-up comedian!
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Professor by Day, Birds by Night: The Jonathan Eisen Experience
A delightful blend of academia, avian fascination, and a sprinkle of social commentary.
Vibe Check
"If knowledge is power, Jonathan is a walking battery ready to run the world—just don’t ask him to juggle."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Jonathan’s knack for sharing academic articles has made his followers question their reading comprehension skills.
- 🔥If birds had a social media platform, they’d be following Jonathan for his hot takes on 'who wore it best'—the ruby-crowned kinglet, obviously.
- 🔥He promotes preprints with such fervor that one might think he’s trying to start a revolution in academia.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Frequent tangents into the depths of microbiomes—someone needs to remind him this isn’t a seminar!
- 😅Could use a few more emojis; his posts often read like they’re in need of a little sparkle and sass.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared his love for a goth cardinal, it was a ‘tweet’ heard round the ornithological world—truly iconic!
- ✨His Thanksgiving post about the earth's crust was not just a tweet but a heartfelt ode; one that made geology the life of the party!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With his passion for birds and microbiomes, Jonathan could turn into the David Attenborough of academia—if only he’d occasionally wear a pith helmet.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Profound ecological knowledge
- 💎Charismatic posting style that draws in followers
- 💎Ability to amalgamate science with playfulness
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider posting more behind-the-scenes lab adventures; we want to see science in action, not just in theory!
- 🚀A little less bacteria and a little more baking—how about some microbiome-related recipes?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jonathan will likely become a leading voice in the intersection of microbiome research and public outreach—brace yourself for TEDx talks!
Potential Superpower
A knack for viral tweets about birds that will have ornithologists and scientists alike retweeting in admiration.
Future Community Role
An ambassador for academics on social media, bridging the gap between science communities and the general public with a smile and a tweet.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Birdwatcher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Capture Birds with Camera
- ⚔️Dissect Complex Microbiome Concepts
- ⚔️Promote Open Science with Flair
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Much Academia
- 💀Overly Detailed Birdwatching Posts
- 💀Link Overload
Quest Line
To bridge the gap between academia and the general public while elevating birdwatching to an art form!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Birds are government surveillance drones; the microbiome is their method of communication.
Evidence Board
Multiple sightings of weird bird behavior; studies showing microbiome variability regionally coincide with government research grants.
Secret Society
The Society of Microbial Ornithology.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BirdScience
Twitter Main Character
#ProfessorEisen vs. #BirdConspiracy folks; who will win the birdwatching debate?
LinkedIn Title
Head of Microbial Intelligence at a non-existent startup called Microbe Corp.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate bird observatory where you can interact with virtual, friendly bacteria.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom page fully themed around birds—think bird-themed music playlist, with the top 8 friends being various avian species.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized platform for sharing microbiome recipes and birdwatching tips, using NFTs for exclusive bird photo collections.
Future Post
Just had an unexpected encounter with a rare bird! Proof that you should always carry a camera — and a microbiome analysis kit!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jonathan’s ability to blend academia with whimsy is unparalleled—like a birdwatcher who can quote Shakespeare while chasing a cardinal.
Charming Quirk
His posts can veer delightfully off-topic yet always circle back to his core passions; expect the unexpected from a maestro of tangents!
Final Encouragement
"Continue to embrace your quirks, Jonathan—your blend of intellect and humor is the secret ingredient to social media success!"
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