PhD in experience innovation/theming. Alternate Norwegian & English. Most skeets meant humorous. Doomscrolls environment & climate disaster content to stay mad at political inaction. 🇳🇴 Han/ham 🇺🇲 He/him Thesis: https://hdl.handle.net/11250/3012286
Jonas: The PhD Holder Who Can’t Help But Roast the Norms
PhD by day, internet philosopher by night—Jonas Karlsen Åstrøm’s Bluessky is where all things cheeky and analytical collide.
A warm blend of wit and wisdom, sprinkled with a touch of existential dread.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jonas doomscrolls like it’s an Olympic sport, with a poignant mix of anger and snark—like Mother Earth’s own roaster when she’s had enough.
From ‘Home Alone’ reboots to ‘Moana’ critique, he brings a PhD perspective to animated fluff, like a critical theorist who just wandered into a Disney movie.
If sarcasm could legislate, Jonas would be prime minister—his posts are like policy briefs with a wink, giving us the policy we didn’t want but desperately need.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of Norwegian nuance and English elegance, with a knack for pithy remarks that hit harder than a sledgehammer dipped in irony.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sassy Scholar
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Clever political commentary
- Cats as co-workers
- Frequent meme references
Secret Powers
- ✨Subtle humor in complex topics
- ✨Crafting Christmas tree lighting plans like an architect
- ✨Engaging in existential riffs with humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
The latest memes, climate reports, political commentary, cat videos, and existential philosophy.
Prompt Engineering
Combine humor, climate discourse, and existential thoughts while being bilingual.
Model Behavior
An irreverent cross-section of an activist, a scholar, and your most sarcastic friend.
Token Count
4200
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"PhD in experience innovation, looking for a fellow doomer to challenge societal norms and occasionally binge-watch animated classics."
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly invested in cat politics
- 🚩Will roast you if you mispronounce ‘intersectionality’
- 🚩Doomscrolls like it’s a hobby.
Green Flags
- ✅Knows how to have fun with Christmas lights
- ✅Has the knack for mixing humor and serious topics
- ✅Loves a good meme to lighten the mood.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a well-crafted roast as much as a good climate change article.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Thought Provoker
Conversation Style
Witty repartee meets earnest dialogue—like that friend who can make even a tax discussion feel like a party.
Impact Assessment
Jonas is the kind of community member who plants ideas like seeds; they grow into thoughtful discussions, or at least some very spirited debates.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jonas: The PhD Holder Who Can’t Help But Roast the Norms
PhD by day, internet philosopher by night—Jonas Karlsen Åstrøm’s Bluessky is where all things cheeky and analytical collide.
Vibe Check
"A warm blend of wit and wisdom, sprinkled with a touch of existential dread."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Subtweeting with PhD-level finesse but still crying over holiday decorations.
- 🔥Navigating politics like a cat navigating a laser pointer—always on the move, but often missing the mark.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Posting every existential crisis with a side of lightheartedness—gotta keep that balance!
- 😅Using more emojis in serious posts; they can add a pop of fun, like sprinkles on a serious donut.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Unloading climate doom and then casually mentioning a casual cat nap.
- ✨Mixing memes with deep thoughts like a soufflé that also tweets—delicate yet deeply satisfying.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Jonas could level up to an eco-activist influencer; think #ClimatePhD vibes mixed with trending TikTok dances.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Intellectual rigor mixed with humor; a rare combo in today’s social media climate.
- 💎Fluency in both Norwegian and English, giving him the potential to reach a broader audience and read the room (or the Tweets).
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with short video formats for those cat moments—science shows cute animals bring engagement and joy!
- 🚀Consider starting a weekly ‘Doomscrolling Digest’—a cheeky recap of climate news with a side of snark.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Jonas to launch a viral meme campaign that combines academic rigor with cat memes and climate truths—an awakening of sorts for many.
Potential Superpower
The ability to make even the driest political news sound like a Netflix original series—complete with a laugh track.
Future Community Role
As the resident philosopher-king, Jonas will pen the ultimate Bluesky manifesto, combining humor with genuine socio-political change.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Wisdom-seeker
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Sarcasm
- ⚔️Doomscrolling Extraordinaire
- ⚔️Meme Alchemist
Weaknesses
- 💀Cat distraction
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Existential crises
Quest Line
Unravel the mysteries of climate change while balancing the absurdity of life with a cat on their lap.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Great Cat Conspiracy: Cats are agents of chaos sent to distract us from facing climate reality.
Evidence Board
Every time I'm doomscrolling, a cat appears to remind me to lighten up—coincidence?
Secret Society
The League of Purring Scholars: We gather to discuss climate doom while petting our cats.
Truth Seeking Level
78.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CriticalCatIssues
Twitter Main Character
Became notorious for a viral thread on 'Cats vs. Climate Change.'
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ClimateCats LLC, where I sell feline-inspired eco-products.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that resembles a cat in a tuxedo, dispensing both climate wisdom and cat memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile glittered with cats, quotes from famous philosophers, and a playlist that alternates between sad indie and cat-themed rap.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where users can invest in climate initiatives through cat-themed NFTs.
Future Post
‘I found the solution to climate change: more cats on the internet.’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jonas’s tremendous ability to blend wit with earnestness makes him a vital voice in any online discussion.
Charming Quirk
His mix of cat antics and political commentary creates an irresistible charm—who knew the realms of academia could be so furry?
Final Encouragement
"Keep sparking those existential debates, Jonas! If academia doesn’t work out, you could always pivot to cat memes, and somehow, you’d still save the world."
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