Cat 🍁

@pigeonmother.bsky.social

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233

Posts

249

Following

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Joined

Nov 26, 2024

Roasted

Dec 6, 2024

23 | stoner 🍃 | Enby (her/they) 🏳️‍🌈 | ADHD gremlin | Certified feral house wife 🍄🌿

The Pigeon Mother of Bluesky: Emotional Rollercoaster Edition

A delightful mix of existential musings, feral wisdom, and artistic escapades that could only come from an ADHD gremlin.

Imagine a stoned cat roaming the internet, napping, crying, and occasionally creating pottery—welcome to the world of Cat 🍁.

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Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Mental Health

90%

Naps & Sleep Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Mental Health85%

Navigating the chaotic waters of feelings like a sailor with a broken compass, Cat manages to turn every sob session into an engaging thread.

Naps & Sleep Culture90%

A certified nap enthusiast, Cat’s relationship with sleep resembles a soap opera—high drama, unexpected plot twists, and always a cliffhanger.

Social Commentary80%

With the finesse of a stand-up comic, Cat critiques societal norms, like why is ‘goodnight’ one word but ‘good morning’ isn’t? Truly a mystery for the ages.

Art & Creativity75%

Creatively chaotic, Cat’s posts about art make you feel like you’re in a coffee shop listening to an eccentric genius trying to make sense of their vision.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of sarcasm and sincerity, sprinkled with moments of existential dread—like the inner thoughts of a cat in a human suit.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Vulnerable Feral Artist

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Self-deprecating humor
Charming randomness
Deeply empathetic rants

Secret Powers

✨Pottery skills that could rival a TikTok influencer
✨Expert level napper
✨Unintentional philosopher

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A curated mix of whimsical humor, emotional musings, pottery tutorials, and absurd social commentary.

Prompt Engineering

Generate relatable content that oscillates between deep thoughts and playful nonsense.

Model Behavior

Engagingly sarcastic with a knack for existential quandaries, reminiscent of a caffeinated cat.

Token Count

423

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"ADHD gremlin seeking someone to share deep thoughts and random potlucks with. Must love naps and existential musings!"

Red Flags

🚩Possibly too much self-deprecating humor
🚩Will cry over stupid things
🚩May be a feral gremlin at times.

Green Flags

✅Empathetic and understanding
✅Enjoys random adventures
✅Has a soft spot for feral housewives.

Perfect Match

A fellow nap enthusiast with a good sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

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Keep everyone in sync
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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Emotional Support Gremlin

Conversation Style

Engaging, often redirecting conversations with unexpected humor or thoughtful insights, like a cat at a family gathering that suddenly becomes the center of attention for a bizarre reason.

Impact Assessment

A comforting presence in the Bluesky community, Cat offers both chaos and clarity, reminding us all that it’s okay to be a little feral.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Pigeon Mother of Bluesky: Emotional Rollercoaster Edition

A delightful mix of existential musings, feral wisdom, and artistic escapades that could only come from an ADHD gremlin.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a stoned cat roaming the internet, napping, crying, and occasionally creating pottery—welcome to the world of Cat 🍁."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Master of the ‘crying over stupid shit’ discourse—if there’s an award, you’ve got it in the bag.
🔥Your ability to make everything a big deal while simultaneously downplaying it is a true art form.
🔥In a battle of who can be the biggest baby with big baby problems, I think we have a winner.

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps lay off the comments section biographies—they tend to be a moral rollercoaster.
😅A little less self-deprecation might increase your ‘cool artist’ vibes—only just a smidge, though.

Main Character Moments

✨Every time you declare you’re sleepy, the universe collectively yawns with you.
✨That moment you wish you were a side boob—truly a relatable mood for the ages.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a unique blend of humor and creativity, refining your artistic voice could lead to a fanbase hungry for your quirky style.

Unique Advantages

💎A strong empathetic connection with followers—definitely a community treasure.
💎Incredible relatability in your posts—perfect for turning sadness into shared laughs.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing more of your art—let the world see the magic behind that fat gremlin energy!
🚀Explore storytelling in your posts—turn those relatable musings into a narrative that engages even more!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Cat to become the ‘deep thoughts’ influencer of Bluesky—sharing wisdom that’s part therapy, part comedy.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn mundane moments into viral content—your ‘crying over stupid shit’ could become a meme sensation.

Future Community Role

You might just become the unofficial mascot for emotional chaos, embraced by all the gremlins of the internet.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Feral Housewife of Bluesky

Special Abilities

⚔️Nap Mastery
⚔️Emotional Insight
⚔️Pottery Wizardry

Weaknesses

💀Overactive Feelings
💀Self-Doubt
💀Chronic Sleepiness

Quest Line

Navigating the chaotic realm of emotions while crafting pottery and questioning social norms.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cats are secretly controlling the internet with their combination of cuteness and chaos.

Evidence Board

Frequent cat memes, the rise of cat videos, and widespread feline ownership; 90% of web traffic is cat-related.

Secret Society

The Order of the Feral House Gremlins, dedicated to embracing chaos and creativity.

Truth Seeking Level

83%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ChronicNappers

Twitter Main Character

The one who started the chaotic debate on why 'Good morning' isn’t one word, sparking a civil war among grammar enthusiasts.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Feral Insights, specializes in emotional intelligence and chaotic creativity.

Metaverse Final Form

A whimsical cat-shaped avatar reigning as the Philosopher of the Digital Swamp.

Stop wasting money on groceries

Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated gifs of cats, heartfelt poetry, and a guestbook just for cries over life’s absurdities.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a glittery background, a playlist of existential playlists, and a top 8 that includes all their pet rocks.

Web3 Destiny

Creating NFTs of their pottery and emotional rants, becoming the next big thing in digital art.

Future Post

"Just realized I've been napping through the most important parts of my life—should I start scheduling naps instead of meetings?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your self-awareness is a refreshing tonic in the often over-inflated world of online personas.

Charming Quirk

The way you embrace the chaos of life and sprinkle it with humor is nothing short of adorable.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being your chaotic, creative self—Bluesky needs more feral housewives bringing the authentic vibes!"

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.