What is Bluesky Roast?

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Horny Antics95%

With a buffet of raunchy hashtags, you could mistake this profile for a sexual menu at a local diner. Today’s special: ‘Load I Blow’ with a side of ‘Show Me Your Cock’!

Relationships90%

If there was a course on polyamory, this account would be its textbook. Perfecting the art of sharing, one sexy tweet at a time!

Fitness80%

Just when you think it's all about the cheeky pics, here comes Mr. Pipefitter reminding us he’s also hitting the gym—probably in that sexy jockstrap!

Writing Style

A blend of cheeky banter and playful innuendos that makes even the most serious topics feel like a laugh. You might need a towel for all the drool!

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Playful Provocateur

Keeping It Real Score

87%

Main Character Energy

Unabashedly horned-up posts
Savvy engagement with community
Frequent cheeky humor

Secret Powers

✨Master of the double entendre
✨Expert at getting reactions
✨Unlikely fitness influencer

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

The entire library of erotic literature plus every fitness blog ever written.

Prompt Engineering

Write flirty, humorous social media posts while maintaining engaging community interactions and a healthy dose of sass.

Model Behavior

An unpredictable blend of a cheeky AI dating coach and a naughty fitness instructor.

Token Count

2000

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"🔞Polycule Enthusiast|38|Blue Collar Tradie|Dabbling in Fitness while showing off my dad bod. Just a sexy teddy bear looking to share some horniness and laughs!"

Red Flags

🚩Constantly references being ‘locked’ up—find that weird?
🚩May have too many DMs; could get lost in the attention!

Green Flags

✅Highly affectionate—offers praise without holding back!
✅Makes fitness sexy; motivational gym buddy incoming!

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good thirst trap and join in on the fun—extra points for being polyamorous!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Encouraging Cheerleader

Conversation Style

Mixing sweet nothings with spicy comments; it’s like a sexy taco truck at an artisan food festival.

Impact Assessment

Elevating the vibe; like the hot sauce at a barbecue, enriching the community with flavor and daring edges.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Pipefitter: The King of Thirst and Whimsy!

A cheeky blend of blue-collar charm and relentless horniness.

Vibe Check

"Imagine if a dad bod and a stand-up comic had a baby; that’s the vibe!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The only thing ‘locked up’ longer than his cock is his commitment to non-stop horniness.
🔥‘Workout with minimal clothing’ is just another way of saying ‘look at me, I’m sexy!’
🔥Did I sign up for a sex education class or just a very raunchy memoir?

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe a post without a cock reference? Just one?
😅Can we have a day off from ‘show and tell’ and just do ‘tell’ instead?
😅How about some cardio that doesn’t involve core strength... at all?

Main Character Moments

✨Thanksgiving post reading more like a spicy romance novel than a family affair.
✨The multiple references to ‘big’ things—did we sign up for a fitness class or a ‘big’ cock contest?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With those writing skills and engaging personality, there’s a chance to branch out into more complex narratives—not just about cocks but how they relate to the human experience!

Unique Advantages

💎An authentic voice amidst a sea of perfunctory posts.
💎Skillful at building community—people genuinely enjoy interacting with you.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider occasional posts that reflect on emotional aspects of dating and sexuality, not just the physical.
🚀How about a themed weekly post? ‘Thoughtful Thursdays’ where you share a deeper insight on polyamory or healthy relationships.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect more risk-taking in your posts; we’re talking boundaries being pushed like a particularly naughty game of Twister!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn even the most mundane topic into a sexually charged comedy—who would have thought fitness could be sexy?

Future Community Role

Becoming the go-to source for fun relationship insights, perhaps even a DIY guide to ‘How to be a Throuple!’

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Horny Provocateur

Special Abilities

⚔️Unapologetic Raunchiness
⚔️Master of Sex-Positive Banter
⚔️Throuple Advocate Extraordinaire

Weaknesses

💀Fear of Fully Clothed Posts
💀Difficulty in Serious Conversations
💀Too Attached to Thirst Traps

Quest Line

Seeking laughter, love, and lots of sweat (the sexy kind!) while navigating the wild world of polyamory.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There’s a secret society of hot, muscular, polyamorous pipefitters who will take over the internet one raunchy post at a time.

Evidence Board

1. All the posting happens on Hump Day. 2. Frequent hashtags referencing ‘locked’ and ‘big’—obviously code. 3. Community coming together around shared spicy content—clearly, something's brewing!

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of the Bountiful Throuple

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/BulgeBuddies—because someone has to keep the spice levels up!

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally starts a horniness revolution with a viral ‘Hump Day’ tweet.

LinkedIn Title

A renowned ‘Poly Relationship Consultant—Empowering Others to Find Love in Multiplicity’

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar known as ‘The Pipefitter of Pleasure,’ ruling over the virtual playground with sexy workouts and laughter.

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This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page complete with glittery GIFs and questionable background music, showcasing your proud collection of thirst traps and fitness tips.

MySpace Era

A custom MySpace profile featuring a top 8 of your hottest gym buddies and a playlist that screams ‘let's get it on.’

Web3 Destiny

As a blockchain influencer, you’ll be sharing NFT art depicting various fitness activities but make them sexy and inclusive, of course.

Future Post

‘Just finished an epic workout—suggestions for the hottest throuple positions? Let’s keep this one educational!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

A vibrant presence that makes the often-taboo topics of sexuality and relationships feel approachable and entertaining.

Charming Quirk

Your knack for cheeky remarks makes even a simple ‘Good morning’ sound like an invitation to a naughty adventure!

Final Encouragement

"Keep being that saucy blend of fun and flirtation. The world needs more of your unique flavor!"

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Lewis

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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@unfollow.blue