I graphically design things for the interwebs and printernets. Here for sports, technology, and pixel art mostly. ⚾ White Sox 🏈 Bears 🏀 Bulls 🌐 https://pixelsw.im/ 📍Valparaiso, IN
Steve Heinrich: The Pixelated Pundit of Bluesky
Designing digital masterpieces while expertly dodging sports disappointments.
A chaotic blend of pixel art and pessimistic sports commentary—like a digital Picasso who only paints losses.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Steve's sports commentary is about as optimistic as a Bears fan's New Year's resolution—lots of hope but ultimately disappointing.
Naming pets after literary characters? Only Steve could give a rescue dog a name like "Maniac Magee" and make it sound noble.
His graphic design posts and artwork are like a breath of fresh pixels that make Twitter's smudged ink look like a crayon drawing.
Deviled eggs and apple cinnamon muffins? Sounds like a brunch menu straight out of a warm, fuzzy Pinterest board.
Writing Style
Steve's writing is like a design project gone rogue—colorful, chaotic, and occasionally vague, but always bringing a smile.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Artistic Sports Fan
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Pixel art enthusiast
- Vivid sports commentary
- Pet parent with a creative twist
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressive graphic design skills
- ✨Witty sports analysis
- ✨Creative pet naming inspired by literature
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of sports commentary, graphic design inspiration, pet anecdotes, and delightful culinary explorations, with a dash of random internet musings.
Prompt Engineering
Create a humorous and engaging persona combining sports enthusiasm, graphic design, and a love for pets.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets your eccentric uncle who thinks he knows it all about everything, especially his teams' miserable seasons.
Token Count
1123
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Designing things like it’s my job—oh wait, it is! Sports nerd with a heart of pixel art. If you love dogs, deep-dives into graphic design, and a sprinkle of sports pessimism, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Still believes Bears will make the playoffs one day.
- 🚩Uses his dog for moral support during sports games.
- 🚩Never shuts up about deviled eggs.
Green Flags
- ✅Has a great sense of humor—especially about sports.
- ✅Creative and artistic in unique ways.
- ✅Loves dogs more than people.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle sports heartbreak and appreciates amazing design, while also being down for pet-friendly adventures.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Pet Lover and Design Whisperer
Conversation Style
Engages like a friendly neighbor who also critiques your lawn care techniques with a smile.
Impact Assessment
A blend of humor and genuine appreciation makes Steve a beloved figure in the Bluesky universe, bridging pet ownership and sports fandom.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Steve Heinrich: The Pixelated Pundit of Bluesky
Designing digital masterpieces while expertly dodging sports disappointments.
Vibe Check
"A chaotic blend of pixel art and pessimistic sports commentary—like a digital Picasso who only paints losses."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Steve's sports optimism rivals a cat calling a dog for a race—adorable but ultimately doomed.
- 🔥His devotion to the Bears is commendable; at this point, it’s a heartwarming tragedy in real-time.
- 🔥When it comes to his pet names, he’s a literary scholar... for dogs.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could use a bit more variety in the dinner menu beyond deviled eggs and muffins—how about spice?
- 😅Maybe consider not naming every pet after a children's book character? We get it, you're educated.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The sheer audacity to name a dog Maniac Magee while living in the Midwest like it’s a daily occurrence.
- ✨Defending the Bears like they owe him money. What a noble pursuit!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a slight nudge towards diverse topics, Steve could take his content from great to legendary.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Graphic design expertise that could elevate any discussion here.
- 💎Unique engagement with sports that keeps conversations lively.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try mixing in more personal anecdotes—not just sports losses!
- 🚀Share more of his creative work; after all, a picture's worth a thousand retweets.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Steve will level up and become the unofficial mascot for Bears fans everywhere—pessimism included!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to turn any sports loss into a poetic masterpiece.
Future Community Role
Picture this: Steve as the reigning champion of pet naming contests while providing graphic design critiques.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Design Guru
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Pixel Art Wizardry
- ⚔️Sports Commentary Savant
- ⚔️Puppy Naming Extraordinaire
Weaknesses
- 💀Excessive Optimism for the Bears
- 💀Irresistible Deviled Egg Cravings
- 💀Overthinking Pet Names
Quest Line
To turn sports heartache into visual masterpieces while raising a dog named Maniac Magee.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The NFL is secretly run by aliens who want to ensure Earthlings never experience joy in sports.
Evidence Board
Endless Bears losses, halftime shows that are out of this world, and the notorious 38 special game!
Secret Society
Society of the Optimistic Sports Fans—meetings held during halftime of major games.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FailSports
Twitter Main Character
Fighting a battle of wills against the inevitable Chicago Bears heartbreak while posting meme after meme.
LinkedIn Title
Design Consultant specializing in artistic sports commentary and pet-friendly merchandise.
Metaverse Final Form
A pixelated avatar of Steve, dressed as a pixel art dog, discussing the existential dread of sports fandom in a virtual gallery.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile overflowing with MySpace layouts dedicated to the Bears and deviled eggs. Top 8 includes his rescue dog.
Web3 Destiny
A digital artist on the metaverse manifesting NFTs of pet portraits named after literary heroes.
Future Post
Just finished designing a collection of Chicago Bears-inspired pixel art to cope with another season of disappointment!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Steve's creativity shines through even when discussing the struggles of being a sports fan.
Charming Quirk
His unique blend of pet ownership and sports fandom creates a delightful narrative that's hard to resist.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing the boundaries of your creativity, Steve—you're closer to that internet fame than you think! And remember, every design is just a disappointment waiting to be turned into an artwork."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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