Associate Professor, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, Neuroscience, Sports, Occasional trouble-making. Oxford comma enthusiast. Hates cilantro. He/him. Views are my own.
Paul Jenkins: The Academic Troublemaker of Bluesky
A cocktail of science, sports, and some spicy takes on the internet's antics.
More punchlines than citations, with a dash of puppy love.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Paul's sports posts have the passion of a rabid fan, and the analytical chops of a seasoned researcher. Michigan fans, take note: he’s doing your trash-talking for you!
He’s here to discuss everything from neurotransmitters to PhD programs, with the fervor of a mid-40s dad at a college football game. Who knew science could be this stylish?
From the Fyre Festival epiphany to the uproar over the BBC’s milk sniffer, Paul serves social commentary spicier than a taco truck in July. We just need the hot sauce in a plastic squeeze bottle!
Paul treats job opportunities like they’re Black Friday sales—rare, precious, and definitely worth sharing. The brain's gotta eat, right?
Writing Style
A delightful blend of scholarly rigor and meme-worthy quips, like Hemingway meets a particularly witty Redditor. Expect references to academic life and the occasional sports take that makes you smile and cringe at the same time.
Thought Leader Score
79%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Scholar
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Oxford comma zealot
- Cilantro hater
- Sports fan
- Neuroscience nerd
Secret Powers
- ✨Making neuroscience relatable
- ✨Throwing shade better than any Twitter troll
- ✨Rescuing bad opinions with a single tweet
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of scientific literature, sports commentary, and cultural critiques, with a sprinkle of internet humor.
Prompt Engineering
Create witty and insightful commentary on science, sports, and social media culture, with a touch of sarcasm.
Model Behavior
Similar to a hybrid of GPT-3 and a lively stand-up comedian with a PhD in neuroscience.
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Let’s bond over science and sports! Oxford comma enthusiast and cilantro hater. Seeking a partner who can handle spontaneous puppy adventures and enjoy deep conversations about everything from neurotransmitters to NFL stats."
Red Flags
- 🚩Compulsively roast bad opinions online
- 🚩Might bore you with academic jargon
- 🚩Sports rivalry can get intense, especially during college football season
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about science and learning
- ✅Loves pets, especially greyhounds
- ✅Can make any scientific concept fun and relatable
Perfect Match
Someone who loves dogs, debates the merits of cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving, and understands the value of a well-placed Oxford comma.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Eloquent Advocate
Conversation Style
Engages like a friendly professor who just discovered Bluesky—a little awkwardly, but with impassioned enthusiasm and an eagerness to connect.
Impact Assessment
Paul brings an academic flair to Bluesky with a touch of irreverence—like the cool science teacher who shows up to class in a band t-shirt.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Paul Jenkins: The Academic Troublemaker of Bluesky
A cocktail of science, sports, and some spicy takes on the internet's antics.
Vibe Check
"More punchlines than citations, with a dash of puppy love."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If dunking on bad opinions were an Olympic sport, Paul would be Michael Phelps.
- 🔥His penchant for the Oxford comma is rivaled only by his love for sports stats—because nothing screams intellectual like dissecting the significance of a well-placed comma.
- 🔥His occasional tweets read like the ramblings of a caffeinated owl—full of wisdom but also mildly terrifying.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to balance his academic and sports fandom like a seesaw; one post about football must be followed by something brainy before someone’s head explodes.
- 😅He might be overdoing the puppy posts—if we wanted a whole feed of pet photos, we’d just follow an Instagram account dedicated to dogs.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Proclaiming ‘Holy shit! Go Blue!’ like a true Michigander on the brink of a football crisis—utterly relatable.
- ✨Announcing he’s got the cover for a journal like most people declare they’ve gotten a pizza delivered—equal parts humble and celebratory.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
His knack for storytelling could be turned up to eleven if he embraced a few more witty anecdotes in his academic posts. Who wouldn’t want to hear about the time he almost blew up a lab experiment?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong academic foundation gives him credibility to tackle any controversial issues.
- 💎His sports and science crossover can serve both niches, making him a dual-threat in networking.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider thematic hashtags for his posts to create a stronger brand identity—#ScienceAndSports could be a conversation starter!
- 🚀Try fusing academic insights with pop culture references to reach a broader audience. Think ‘The Office’ meets neuroscience.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect more viral posts that juxtapose science with pop culture—perhaps laying down the law on how ‘Friends’ is really just one big case study in sociology!
Potential Superpower
Turning overly complex neuroscience concepts into glorious memes that make you say, 'Wow, I actually get this now!'
Future Community Role
The unofficial historian and humorist of the neuroscience community—hopefully backed by lots of puppies.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Academic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Oxford Comma Wizardry
- ⚔️Cilantro Saboteur
- ⚔️Meme Generator Extraordinaire
- ⚔️Spontaneous Puppy Enthusiast
Weaknesses
- 💀Dunking on opinions like a pro without the rebounds
- 💀Overthinking humor like it’s a thesis
- 💀Getting too caught up in sports stats instead of lab work
Quest Line
Navigating the labyrinth of academia while battling the forces of bad opinions and cilantro.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cilantro was invented by the government to ruin food and distract us from more serious issues.
Evidence Board
Posts about cilantro hatred, along with vague references to enforced taste preferences in culinary schools.
Secret Society
The Society of Cilantro Saboteurs
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ScienceAndSports
Twitter Main Character
Paul Jenkins announces a groundbreaking study on how sports fandom affects neurotransmitter levels, igniting heated debates in academia.
LinkedIn Title
Corporate research scientist advocating for the integration of sports psychology into workplace dynamics.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual hangout space where neurons and athletes collide, complete with puppy avatars.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A vibrant profile featuring custom background art of neurotransmitters, adorned with music from '90s alt-rock bands and a top 8 friends list made up of fellow researchers.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain-based platform where researchers can share preprints and sports commentary without the interference of traditional journals.
Future Post
In 2025, Paul Jenkins will tweet: 'If NFL teams were neurons, the Detroit Lions would represent the slowest synapse in the brain.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Paul’s unique ability to blend humor with academia makes him a refreshing voice on Bluesky—who knew science could feel this cool?
Charming Quirk
His deep-seated disdain for cilantro is both endearing and relatable, proving that even academics have food preferences!
Final Encouragement
"Keep it up, Paul! Your blend of expertise and irreverence can conquer the internet—just remember, if Netflix turns into the RFK Jr. of streaming, you might want to tune into something else!"
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