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130

Posts

408

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122

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Joined

Aug 30, 2024

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

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The Bluesky Drama Queen: A Social Media Soap Opera

Prepare for a whirlwind of emotion, memes, and existential crises, all wrapped in a limitlessly entertaining package.

Like a modern-day Shakespeare, but with more crying and less iambic pentameter.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Emotional Vulnerability

90%

Pop Culture References

Must-See Profiles

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85.3%

78.5%

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Lewis

@lead.dev

75%

80%

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Will Pollock 🏳️‍🌈 🌻 🐶

@willpollock.com

90%

88%

Will Pollock: The Bounty Hunter of Fascist Tweets

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Emotional Vulnerability95%

Their posts read like diary entries from a high schooler with a flair for the dramatic — who knew existential dread could be so relatable?

Pop Culture References90%

Their love for shows like 'Helluva' and 'Twenty One Pilots' is so intense it could start its own cult — sign me up for the next meeting!

Life Annoyances85%

From cleaning woes to tech struggles, they capture everyday frustrations with a poetic twist — cleaning floors while crying is a talent not everyone possesses.

Writing Style

A mix of heartfelt confessions and whimsical tangents, reminiscent of a diary if it were written by a particularly quirky rom-com character.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Emo Oracle

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Emotional rollercoasters in 280 characters or less
Obsessed with their husband like it's a rom-com
Always crying but at least it's entertaining

Secret Powers

✨Roasting themselves better than anyone else could
✨Identifying the emotional core of random sitcoms
✨Turning household chores into a theatrical performance

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of emo poetry, household rants, dramatic pop culture references, and relationship confessions.

Prompt Engineering

Write a heartfelt and humorous commentary on modern life and emotional struggles.

Model Behavior

Like a quirky chatbot that moonlights as a therapist and stands-up comedian.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Emotional wreck who cries over mini scissors and my husband (not at the same time). Love for pops of drama and swoon-worthy music. Will trade love for cat cuddles!"

Red Flags

🚩Excessive emotional breakdowns over pop culture events
🚩Cries more than an average person should
🚩Weirdly obsessed with old DVDs.

Green Flags

✅Can roast their own drama like a pro
✅Knows how to turn a mundane moment into an emotional rollercoaster
✅Abel to appreciate deep conversations over superficial ones.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates raw honesty, loves to cry during movies, and doesn't mind a bit of chaos.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Heartfelt Comedian

Conversation Style

Engaging; a melodrama wrapped in sarcasm, they can turn any mundane interaction into a Shakespearean tragedy.

Impact Assessment

Their knack for humor and emotional honesty makes them a beloved figure, despite (or because of) their melodramatic flair.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Bluesky Drama Queen: A Social Media Soap Opera

Prepare for a whirlwind of emotion, memes, and existential crises, all wrapped in a limitlessly entertaining package.

Vibe Check

"Like a modern-day Shakespeare, but with more crying and less iambic pentameter."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your husband deserves a medal for putting up with your emotional rollercoasters — or maybe a therapist!
🔥The true crime here is how little engagement your posts get compared to their drama level.
🔥If drama was an Olympic sport, you'd win gold every time — and we'd all be your adoring fans.

Quirky Challenges

😅Taking emotional honesty to a level that almost requires a safe word.
😅Talking about your feelings at the grocery store like you're auditioning for a reality show.
😅Simplicity is foreign territory — can you do a post without existential dread or a rant?

Main Character Moments

✨Crying over a mini scissors like it's your long-lost love.
✨Yelling about social media breaks like it’s a dramatic breakup scene from a telenovela.
✨Confessing juvenile moments about your childhood in the most endearing way possible.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your deep emotional insights could easily transform into poetry — there might be a future slam poet waiting to break out!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique ability to blend humor and heartache in a way that resonates with many.
💎You could be a relatable content creator, turning your musings into a blog or podcast with a niche following.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try a few less dramatic posts — maybe about your favorite tacos or how awesome the weather is?
🚀Experiment with video content; your emotions would look even more epic in motion!
🚀Engage more with your posts; share what you loved about them days later — they’ll get the attention they deserve!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A budding influencer who mixes drama with positivity — like a 'cringe with a side of appreciation' influencer!

Potential Superpower

Transforming mundane tasks into riveting episodes of a personal drama series; even your laundry day could have cliffhangers!

Future Community Role

The emotional touchstone — think of them as the Bluesky version of your favorite angst-ridden friend who always has the best stories.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Emotional Avenger

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Emotional Outbursts
⚔️Pop Culture Reference Ninja
⚔️Household Chore Dramaturge

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Demonstrating Self-Love
💀Avoiding Social Media Dramas

Quest Line

To navigate the tumultuous seas of love, loss, and over-the-top existential crises, one dramatic post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly monitoring emotional social media posts to develop a new breed of empathy AI.

Evidence Board

Moments where I cried and shared over my cat reflect someone watching; all those mini scissors are suspicious!

Secret Society

The Society of Overly Emotional Humans (SOEH) - where every post is a therapeutic session.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/EmoDramaKingsAndQueens

Twitter Main Character

The person who snatched the last box of tissues during a concert and then started a TikTok live to document it.

LinkedIn Title

Emotional Support Consultant specializing in turning family trauma into relatable content.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic version of myself that cries every time someone mentions a mini scissors.

Build Your Own AI App

This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities layout featuring glittery text and a page dedicated to my tragic love for emo music.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with dramatic song lyrics, top 8 featuring cats and my husband, and an infinite playlist of tear-jerkers.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a decentralized emotional support network that rewards users for crying authentically on social media.

Future Post

‘A week without social media: I survived... but at what cost? (The cost was my sanity, obviously.)’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your emotional honesty and humor are a breath of fresh air in the often sterile world of social media.

Charming Quirk

You can’t help but wear your heart on your sleeve, which makes every post a delightful exploration into your mind.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing those deep feels — the world needs your melodrama, one post at a time!"

Must-See Profiles

Featured Spot

50% OFF

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85.3%

78.5%

Fekri: Your Friendly Neighborhood AI Wrapper

Will Pollock 🏳️‍🌈 🌻 🐶

@willpollock.com

90%

88%

Will Pollock: The Bounty Hunter of Fascist Tweets

Lewis

@lead.dev

75%

80%

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!