Astronomer, planet hunter, Pluto killer, bear whisperer, finger-wrapped dad. Dangerous secularist. Foot soldier in the War on Cars. He/him. mikebrown.caltech.edu
Bearly Contained Genius: Meet Mike 'Pluto Killer' Brown
An astronomer who balances astrophysics and bear antics with equal fervor.
A delightful mix of scientific musings and bear-centric shenanigans that feels like a nature documentary narrated by a dad with dad jokes.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Mike ponders the cosmic future like a stargazing philosopher on a caffeine high, simultaneously captivating and perplexing us.
Between heartfelt bear stories and tactical advice on avoiding them, Mike shows he’s as much a wildlife advocate as a planetary guardian.
He discusses stars and planets like a DJ spinning the ultimate cosmic playlist—everyone loves the beats, but the science is what's truly lit.
With a fierce stance against car culture, Mike’s posts on the War on Cars read like a manifesto from the frontlines of eco-terrorism, minus the explosives.
Writing Style
Mike's writing is a humorous blend of academic rigour and dad humor, throwing in banana peels for the serious and asteroids for the astute. What’s not to love?
Thought Leader Score
89.4%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Scientific Storyteller
Keeping It Real Score
91.2%Main Character Energy
- Bear Enthusiast
- Insightful Astronomer
- Dad Joke Connoisseur
- Nature Photographer
Secret Powers
- ✨Capturing wildlife on camera
- ✨Making space science relatable
- ✨Mastering the art of bear whispering
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Astrophysics literature, animal behavior studies, dad jokes, and contemporary political commentary
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and contextualize complex scientific concepts in a relatable, humorous manner while including quirky animal anecdotes
Model Behavior
Chatbot that oscillates between deep scientific insights and lighthearted bear-related banter
Token Count
1350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Astronomer and bear enthusiast looking for someone who shares a passion for the cosmos and is okay with occasional bear sightings. Must love dad jokes and pizza!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional rants against car culture
- 🚩Possibly too many photos of bears
- 🚩Frequent tangents about Pluto
Green Flags
- ✅Engaging in thoughtful discussions about science
- ✅Appreciating nature and wildlife
- ✅Loves family and sharing experiences
Perfect Match
Someone who can argue about the merits of space travel while roasting marshmallows at the bear watch party.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Bear Guy and Space Nerd
Conversation Style
Engages like a professor at office hours but with more ‘bear attack’ anecdotes and less condescension.
Impact Assessment
Mike's presence has turned Bluesky into a bear-friendly zone, where folks engage with science and wildlife in a cozy, approachable way.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Bearly Contained Genius: Meet Mike 'Pluto Killer' Brown
An astronomer who balances astrophysics and bear antics with equal fervor.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of scientific musings and bear-centric shenanigans that feels like a nature documentary narrated by a dad with dad jokes."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If your Twitter bio is longer than your posts, maybe you need to edit your life story a bit? Just saying!
- 🔥You're basically the 'Bear Whisperer' version of Dr. Dolittle—now all you need is a talking raccoon.
- 🔥Your obsession with bears makes me question how many of their stories you’ve stolen for your own epic saga.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Writing a post without mentioning bears or Pluto—good luck with that!
- 😅Finding a crowd that loves both planetary science and bear photography—good luck again!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he casually drops his grandma's voting history like it's the hottest gossip in town.
- ✨That time Mike fought back against the National Park Service with the ferocity of a bear defending its cubs (or maybe a dad defending pizza).
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Mike could take his astrobiology insights and transform them into a podcast that rivals anything on NPR.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Incredible storytelling ability
- 💎Well-versed in both science and social issues
- 💎Engaging personality that draws conversation
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider more bear-themed science merchandise—who doesn’t want a bear in a spacesuit on their T-shirt?
- 🚀Host an online series where he combines baking cookies and astrobiology—‘Astro-Baking with Mike’ has a nice ring to it!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect him to break into the realm of children’s books, blending bedtime stories of bears with cosmic adventures.
Potential Superpower
Crafting relatable analogies that make complex science digestible to anyone—even your cat.
Future Community Role
He might become the unofficial mascot of a new generation of astronomers, where every conference ends with a bear selfie.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Nature Enthusiast
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Bear Whispering
- ⚔️Astrophotography
- ⚔️Dad Jokes
- ⚔️Space Science Simplification
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Complicated Analogies
- 💀Bear Obsession
- 💀Defensive about EVs
Quest Line
Unravel the mysteries of the universe while navigating bear encounters in the backyard.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bears are actually sentient beings preparing for their own space exploration after we inevitably destroy Earth
Evidence Board
Increased sightings of bears near telescopes; bear paw prints found next to scientific papers; local bears have been seen wearing tiny helmets
Secret Society
Society of Bear Astronomers (SBA): Combining the study of astrophysics and wildlife with a secret handshake that involves a bear paw gesture
Truth Seeking Level
67.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BearScience
Twitter Main Character
Mike Brown as the anti-hero of the Bear Politics movement, advocating for bear rights
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Bear Sciences Corp, focusing on interspecies communication and ecological balance
Metaverse Final Form
A bear in a space suit, exploring the cosmos while teaching humans about environmental sustainability.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background of a galaxy full of bears, with an annoying autoplay of 'Space Oddity' when someone visits my page
Web3 Destiny
An NFT collection of 'Bear-tastic Cosmic Adventures' featuring cartoon bears in spacesuits
Future Post
Just spotted a bear in a new habitat: Mars! Stay tuned for more on interplanetary bear explorations!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Mike's unparalleled ability to weave tales of bears with the universe makes him an extraordinary online presence.
Charming Quirk
His ability to connect deeply emotional bear encounters with scientific discoveries—it's like if Carl Sagan and Yogi Bear collaborated.
Final Encouragement
"So, Mike, keep tweeting and cuddling those cosmic beauties. The universe needs more bear-loving scientists—preferably ones with dad jokes!"
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