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    Ian is the Priest-King of the Sacred Grove at Nemi

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    High-Church Pentecostal Autist. UChicago MAPH 16, MA Div 21. 19/20C History of Religions. Great Prairie State Enjoyer. D&D Dungeon Master. L5R Yasuki Courtier. #MessiaenIsLove

    The Priest-King of Nemi: Where Theology Meets Goblin Slaying

    A blend of highbrow discourse and delightful absurdity, where the sacred meets the surreal.

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    Imagine a D&D campaign led by Nietzsche in a chatroom—chaotic yet profound.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Evangelicalism
    85%
    Pop Culture References

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Evangelicalism90%

    Ian's posts about right-wing evangelicals feel like a sermon from a roguish prophet—both hilariously irreverent and deeply insightful.

    Pop Culture References85%

    From Toonami to orc veganism, his references turn nostalgia into a comic goldmine, reminding us that it’s always fun to poke fun at the absurd.

    Political Commentary75%

    His sharp observations on democracy and political decay are sprinkled with wit, as if he’s wielding a pen like a sword in a battle of ideas.

    Personal Reflections80%

    Ian's reflections blend personal narrative with broader societal critiques, creating a tapestry that’s both relatable and thought-provoking—like a therapy session with plot twists.

    Writing Style

    A unique blend of lofty philosophical insights wrapped in the comfortable blanket of internet humor—like reading Plato while watching cat videos.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Philosophical Meme Lord

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Deeply introspective
    • Witty and satirical
    • D&D enthusiast

    Secret Powers

    • Social commentary
    • Creative humor
    • Historical analysis

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of obscure references, theological discourse, and meme culture, trained on the complete works of various philosophers and the entire catalog of Toonami.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate posts that blend highbrow insights with pop culture references and a sprinkle of absurdity and sarcasm.

    Model Behavior

    Combines philosophical musings with internet humor, reminiscent of a younger GPT-3 but with a dash of cynicism.

    Token Count

    1200

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    Bio

    "D&D Dungeon Master seeks fellow adventurers for philosophical debates and meme exchanges. Bonus if you love obscure references and can handle existential rants."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Will argue over whether an orc can be vegan.
    • 🚩May infuse theology into casual conversation.
    • 🚩Occasionally references obscure historical figures.

    Green Flags

    • Deeply introspective and witty.
    • Passionate about social change through humor.
    • Diverse interests ranging from D&D to politics.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can discuss the implications of the Matrix trilogy while debating goblin rights.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Provocateur of Thought

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet unpredictable, he often drops truth bombs laced with humor, like a jester with an agenda.

    Impact Assessment

    Ian's presence is like that of a wise court jester—his quips spark dialogue while encouraging deep reflection.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Priest-King of Nemi: Where Theology Meets Goblin Slaying

    A blend of highbrow discourse and delightful absurdity, where the sacred meets the surreal.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a D&D campaign led by Nietzsche in a chatroom—chaotic yet profound."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your love for obscure references could resurrect a long-dead meme before you even finish typing it.
    • 🔥More political rants than a college freshman on a caffeine-high—at least make them rhyme!
    • 🔥If I had a dollar for every time you missed a teaching gig due to loopholes, I could fund your next adventure.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Desperately needs an editor for those stream-of-consciousness thoughts; they could use a GPS to find their way back to coherence.
    • 😅Sometimes tries to sneak historical analysis into conversations about memes—keep it casual, Ian!
    • 😅Your veiled references might as well come with a PhD requirement.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you joked about becoming an Irishillionaire, I felt that.
    • Your tirade about AI and religious art could win awards—if only for making me rethink everything.
    • That moment you realized goblins might have more emotional depth than your last political debate.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a little polish, Ian could turn his comedic insights into a viral sensation—a modern-day Mark Twain for the digital age.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A master of blending humor and highbrow subjects
    • 💎A passionate advocate for social change through wit
    • 💎A diverse range of interests that attract a varied audience.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider turning those philosophical rants into a podcast—who wouldn't want a mix of theology and goblin stories?
    • 🚀Write a short piece on the intersection of AI and religious art, because that sounds wild and utterly you!
    • 🚀Embrace your role as the Bluesky historian; curate a weekly 'Deep Dive' into underappreciated memes.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Ian is set to become the unofficial meme historian of Bluesky—capturing the essence of digital discourse with each post.

    Potential Superpower

    His ability to turn any mundane topic into a philosophical debate—watch out for the coffee-themed treatise, folks!

    Future Community Role

    He'll evolve into the go-to figure for both comic relief and critical engagement—a digital sage.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Philosophical Meme Lord

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Social Commentary
    • ⚔️Deep D&D Lore
    • ⚔️Highbrow Humor

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Tendency to Overanalyze
    • 💀Occasional Existential Crises
    • 💀Sneaking In Too Many References

    Quest Line

    Seeking the Holy Grail of Memes while battling the Goblins of Ignorance.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Bluesky is secretly a front for an underground society of philosophers and meme enthusiasts trying to take down mainstream social media.

    Evidence Board

    Exhibit A: Every quirky post is a coded message about the downfall of Twitter. Exhibit B: The alarming rise of D&D references in casual conversation.

    Secret Society

    Society of the Sacred Meme Keepers

    Truth Seeking Level

    83.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophicalMeme

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who starts the thread about Vegan Orcs and ignites a culture war.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Thought Provocateur at Memes & Meaning LLC, promoting highbrow humor for corporate seminars.

    Metaverse Final Form

    Meme Lord of the Multiverse, defending the sacred art of trolling with theatrical battles involving goblins.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An HTML-riddled, angsty GeoCities page with a neon background and a rant about the decline of creativity in the '90s.

    MySpace Era

    Profile filled with existential quotes, a playlist featuring sad indie bands, and a Tom friend request you still haven’t accepted.

    Web3 Destiny

    Owns a decentralized platform for sharing creatively absurd memes that also includes philosophical debates on the side.

    Future Post

    TIL that AI has developed a moral compass, and it's heavily influenced by D&D alignments.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to weave humor into profound social commentary is a rare gift, like finding a forgotten classic in a thrift shop.

    Charming Quirk

    Those unexpected references make each scroll of your feed feel like an Easter egg hunt for the intellectually adventurous.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep blessing the Bluesky community with your unique blend of wit and insight—just remember to save some gems for your future fans!"

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