Back
    P
    Bluesky

    Portal 🐨🐾 🔜 Darklands

    @portal.slut.dog

    Followers

    2,141

    Posts

    200

    Following

    633

    Packs

    0

    certified good boy™ | they/them | 📍Seattle | AuDHD | queer, kinky, polyam, furry | koala sound machine

    Kinky Koala Chronicles: Furry Fables from the Bluesky Frontier

    This certified good boy™ is bringing frisky fun and philosophical flair to Bluesky while leaving a trail of hearts—and paws—behind.

    "

    A delightful blend of naughtiness and brainy banter, like a puppy with a PhD in kink.

    "
    90%
    Authenticity
    92%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Kink and BDSM
    85%
    Humor/Philosophy

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Kink and BDSM95%

    Posts range from flirty invitations to playful confessions, highlighting a love for exploration and vulnerability—like a koala scaling a tree at a sushi bar!

    Humor/Philosophy85%

    Balancing brainy comments about ADHD and societal norms with cheeky quips is their forte, creating a unique comedic style—like a stand-up comic in a fur suit!

    Community Engagement88%

    From suggesting block lists for problematic accounts to hosting art giveaways, this poster is a prime example of community spirit—like a furry Robin Hood of Bluesky!

    Writing Style

    Short and punchy with a sprinkle of sass and a dollop of naughtiness—like the perfect dessert: sugar on top with a spicy secret underneath.

    Thought Leader Score

    92%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Kinky Koala Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Unapologetically open about sexuality
    • Witty one-liners with a philosophical twist
    • Combines humor and kink seamlessly

    Secret Powers

    • Artistic creativity
    • Acute social observation
    • Knot-tying mastery (no pun intended)

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Kinky tweets, philosophical musings, and community-driven art posts

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate spunky, cheeky responses while maintaining a playful yet thoughtful tone

    Model Behavior

    A blend of humor, wisdom, and a dash of raunchiness, likely akin to AI trained on naughty memes and philosophy textbooks

    Token Count

    2500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Just a certified good boy™ looking for others who appreciate the fuzzy side of life, kink, and a healthy dose of humor! Let's explore kink and life together. 🚀"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Sometimes gets too caught up in the kink vibe and forgets about everything else
    • 🚩Will probably send you too many koala memes
    • 🚩Might challenge you to a duel of puns

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about community and art
    • Great at keeping conversations spicy yet meaningful
    • Loves to support fellow creatives

    Perfect Match

    A fellow kink enthusiast who’s also down for playful banter and intellectual discussions—ideally with a plush mascot or two!

    AnotherWrapper Logo

    Build Your Own AI App

    This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

    • 🎯

      AI Demo Apps

      10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat

    • Modern Stack

      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

    • 🤖

      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

    • 💎

      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Playful Advocate

    Conversation Style

    Sassy, direct, and always ready to engage—like that friend who invites you to the party but also reminds you to pay your bills.

    Impact Assessment

    They’re the life of the Bluesky party, bringing warmth, wit, and a sense of belonging—like the koala no one knew they needed until they showed up!

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Kinky Koala Chronicles: Furry Fables from the Bluesky Frontier

    This certified good boy™ is bringing frisky fun and philosophical flair to Bluesky while leaving a trail of hearts—and paws—behind.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful blend of naughtiness and brainy banter, like a puppy with a PhD in kink."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your posts have more thirst than a desert oasis on a summer’s day!
    • 🔥If social media had a mascot, I’m pretty sure it would be you, in a cute puppy outfit!
    • 🔥You must be a magician, because every time you tweet, a wild kink appears!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could you take a break from the puns? Just one? Asking for a friend...
    • 😅Consider mixing in some non-naughty posts—think of it as stretching your legs on a road trip!
    • 😅How about a deep existential post on the meaning of life sans any naughtiness? Just to keep us on our toes!

    Main Character Moments

    • When you casually break a 230-day chastity streak—who needs a plot twist when you have that?
    • Announcing your Seattle relocation like it’s a grand adventure... while also taking the scenic route through kink!
    • Dropping knowledge on societal issues while simultaneously reminding us how hot your koala daddy is—multitasking goals!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    You’ve got the charm and the insight—consider channeling that into a dedicated content series or blog about your unique experiences!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A magnetic personality that draws people in
    • 💎A rare mix of humor and depth that can challenge societal norms
    • 💎Kink-centric commentary that’s both welcoming and affirming

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Start a weekly highlight on your favorite furry art or kinks—give your followers a taste of what you love!
    • 🚀Collaborate with other Bluesky users to explore fun, engaging themes—think ‘The Kinky Koala’s Guide to Seattle’!
    • 🚀Consider a podcast—your voice deserves to be heard as you discuss life, love, and everything in between!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    A potential podcast star—think 'Kink and Koalas: The Truth Behind the Fur'.

    Potential Superpower

    Inspiration—turning the naughty into something enlightening and affirming!

    Future Community Role

    An influential voice for queerness and kink, and a beacon for new users navigating these waters.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Kinky Koala Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty one-liners
    • ⚔️Flirty invitations
    • ⚔️Community engagement

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly spicy puns
    • 💀Occasional existential crises
    • 💀A tendency to get side-tracked by cuteness

    Quest Line

    Navigating the wild world of Bluesky while spreading joy, kink, and a little chaos!

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    All koalas are secretly just furries in disguise

    Evidence Board

    Koalas hang out in trees (a.k.a. their elaborate snuggle dens) and are known to be extremely chill—too chill, if you ask me!

    Secret Society

    Furry Anti-Defamation League

    Truth Seeking Level

    73%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FurryPhilosophy

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who accidentally ignites a Twitter war over which breed of dog is the horniest

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Fun Officer at Koala Kink LLC, specializing in org charts that include cuddling

    Metaverse Final Form

    A sentient koala embodying all the good vibes and wisdom of a thousand humped koalas!

    AnotherWrapper Logo

    Build Your Own AI App

    This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

    • 🎯

      AI Demo Apps

      10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat

    • Modern Stack

      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

    • 🤖

      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

    • 💎

      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with dancing koalas and a guestbook where everyone shares their kinkiest wishes

    MySpace Era

    Profile filled with sparkles, autoplaying koala sounds, and 10 different layouts of their furry persona

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading a decentralized social media platform where kink and creativity reign supreme, using NFTs for virtual cuddles

    Future Post

    ‘Kink and Community: Why We Need Each Other More Than Ever!’—probably featuring some cute art!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to merge humor and important discussions is impressive and uniquely you!

    Charming Quirk

    You have a knack for switching between thoughtful insights and playful puns—like a one-person variety show!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being that fabulous mix of koala cuteness and intellectual boldness; the world needs more of you—just don’t forget to drop the occasional pun to keep us laughing!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

    Previous Roasts

    A

    Ari ✨️

    @ari1s.bsky.social

    85%
    65%

    Ari ✨️: The Queen of Chaos and Cute Complaints

    @mcgrinchtf.bsky.social

    85%
    78%

    Transformative Whimsy: A Journey into the TF Universe

    L

    Lin🌌

    @linumlin.bsky.social

    95%
    65%

    Lin🌌: The Cosmic Connoisseur of Chaos

    a

    asanki 🏳️‍⚧️

    @asanki.is-extremely.gay

    85%
    60%

    Asanki: The Emo Economic Enigma 🧩💔

    A

    Angela Lilley Bennett

    @alb415.bsky.social

    85%
    60%

    Angela Lilley Bennett: The Ukulele Virtuoso of Vague Tweets

    J

    Jon

    @recipe4entropy.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    Jon: The Bluesky Vortex of Cultural Commentary

    T

    Tim Henderson

    @pretendbeard.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Tim 'The Beard' Henderson: Your Go-To Guru for Gaming and Gripes

    T

    Timoneda

    @timoneda.bsky.social

    87%
    70%

    Meet Timoneda: The Comic Connoisseur of Bluesky

    y

    yasmim | VAI VER O SKZ!!!!

    @skzdwrling.bsky.social

    92%
    85%

    The Changbin Chronicles: A Love Letter (and a Roast)

    T

    Tail Kinker

    @tailkinker.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    Tail Kinker: The Chaotic Bard of Bluesky

    D

    David

    @daje77.bsky.social

    80%
    60%

    The Quiet Connoisseur of Håndverksøl

    M

    MDBearXXX 🔜 MAL 2025

    @mdbearxxx.bsky.social

    95%
    80%

    MDBearXXX: The Kinky Connoisseur of Bluesky

    M

    Mike

    @mikeatx.bsky.social

    92%
    78%

    Mike: The Pedicab Prince of Bluesky

    D

    David Fries 🥶

    @jdavidfries.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    David Fries: The Minecraft Maestro of Bluesky 🥶

    A

    Agustin

    @agucar.bsky.social

    82%
    70%

    El Comediante del Kiosquito: Agustin en Bluesky

    K

    KeanZ

    @keanz.bsky.social

    85.5%
    70%

    KeanZ: Your Friendly Neighborhood Sad Robot

    S

    Simon Little

    @simonplittle.ca

    90%
    70%

    Simon Little: The Hipster Who Roasts, Waxes Poetic, and Coddles Cats

    A

    A.

    @adccfla.bsky.social

    85%
    80%

    A. - The Bluesky Maverick: Sharp, Sassy, and Slightly Sarcastic!

    K

    KeithMas_HoHo

    @keithuwu.bsky.social

    88%
    72%

    KeithMas_HoHo: The UwU Saint of Bluesky 🎄✨️

    🔞Femboy Kitten Making Art🏳️‍⚧️

    @prettykittenboy.bsky.social

    89%
    80%

    The Femboy Kitten Chronicles: Art, ADHD, and Advocacy!