Hated federal employee, Army vet (95-B), renal cancer survivor, Friend of Bill, godless but not faithless, father of many girls, MBA, Cyber, EDM, Wood working. I don't vote for felons.
Porter M: The Sober Sage of Bluesky
Just a dad trying to roast turkeys while navigating the intricate web of sobriety and social media.
A blend of culinary genius, veteran wisdom, and social critique—like Gordon Ramsay meets a community college philosophy professor.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Porter's posts on government show a keen awareness of the complexities of bureaucracies, like trying to explain relativity to a dog. Just when you think he's lost the plot, he brings it back with a zinger about local teachers.
His reflections on sobriety are heartfelt and insightful, threading the needle between personal anecdote and community advice—like handing out wisdom with a side of mashed potatoes.
With a culinary philosophy that embraces both vegan innovation and butter-based abundance, he’s like the Betty Crocker of balanced diets—except he actually makes his stuffing with persimmons and a lot of butter.
Writing Style
Straightforward with a wit that creeps up on you when you're least expecting it—like a cat with a vendetta. His posts read like a cocktail of Twitter snark and philosophical musings, elegantly swirled but occasionally spilling onto the counter.
Thought Leader Score
76%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Reflective Rogue
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Sober Wisdom
- Culinary Curiosity
- Skeptical Humor
- Engaged Social Critique
Secret Powers
- ✨Butchering poultry
- ✨Philosophical debates
- ✨Culinary alchemy
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of culinary tips, sobriety anecdotes, and philosophical musings, spiced up with witty social commentary.
Prompt Engineering
What wisdom can you share about cooking for a mixed group of dietary needs?
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a penchant for existential chef-talk and occasional dad humor.
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Dad, sober since the stone age, culinary experimenter crafting edible narratives. I dabble in dissecting society’s weirdness while making the world’s best stuffing (but I’m open to vegan alternatives)."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with government and philosophy debates during dinner parties.
- 🚩Occasional rants about the evils of modern society.
- 🚩Critical of your life choices if they involve voting for felons.
Green Flags
- ✅Amazing cook ready to host Thanksgiving for any dietary need.
- ✅Philosophical depth that keeps conversations engaging.
- ✅Sober for the right reasons, with insights to spare.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the nuances of life and can enjoy a good meal without existential dread.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sage with a Side of Snark
Conversation Style
Engaging yet peppered with dry humor; you can almost hear a wry chuckle in the background as he pens his thoughts.
Impact Assessment
Brings a unique perspective that challenges norms while being accessible, making him a well-liked figure in the community—like the dad who finally learned how to make a decent BBQ.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Porter M: The Sober Sage of Bluesky
Just a dad trying to roast turkeys while navigating the intricate web of sobriety and social media.
Vibe Check
"A blend of culinary genius, veteran wisdom, and social critique—like Gordon Ramsay meets a community college philosophy professor."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Master of the breadcrumb trail—your posts lead us on a journey, but sometimes we’re not sure where we’ll end up.
- 🔥Porter: the only person who can turn a turkey into a philosophical debate.
- 🔥With all the talk about vegan stuffing, we’re just waiting for you to open a plant-based restaurant called 'The Sober Chef.'
Quirky Challenges
- 😅That inflection point where you switch from philosophy to poultry needs a little work—like, can we stay on topic, please?
- 😅You might want to consider fewer posts about the existential dread of cooking with butter versus vegan options; we get it, you’re a culinary philosopher.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Deciding to host Thanksgiving for vegans while stuffing a hen—truly a main character moment worthy of an Oscar.
- ✨Crafting existential musings about sobriety while measuring butter for stuffing—an original screenplay in the making.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for culinary creation and philosophical discourse, he could slide seamlessly into a podcast format—'Cooking Up Life Lessons.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of social dynamics as a sober veteran.
- 💎Strong engagement with diverse audiences—Porter, the turkey whisperer for all lifestyles.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe fewer philosophical rabbit holes in food posts? It’s okay to just talk stuffing sometimes!
- 🚀Consider sharing more of your culinary experiments; the world needs more buttermilk biscuits with a side of wisdom.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see Porter pivot into sharing more cooking content—the culinary sage of Bluesky, touring local vegan markets while roasting poultry with a dash of philosophy.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any family gathering into a philosophical debate about the nature of food and identity.
Future Community Role
The bridge-builder in culinary and sobriety communities, using food as a metaphor for connection and recovery.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Philosophical Culinary Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Epicurean Alchemy
- ⚔️Philosophical Debater
- ⚔️Sober Sage
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking cooking methods
- 💀Confusing recipes with life lessons
- 💀Distracting puns
Quest Line
Navigating the complex realms of sobriety, culinary delights, and social critique while avoiding the pitfalls of federal employment.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
There’s a secret group of federal employees who are actually undercover culinary philosophers.
Evidence Board
A collection of tweets, memes, and philosophical texts that suggest stuffing—and federal employment—are tied together by an unseen force.
Secret Society
The Society of the Sober Spoon, where we dissect the meaning of life over vegan stuffing.
Truth Seeking Level
68%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CulinaryPhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
The dad who refuses to cook turkey without an existential thesis.
LinkedIn Title
Culinary Consultant and Social Critic advocating for healthier government policies, one meal at a time.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual reality cooking school where existential dilemmas are solved with a spatula.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom Profile with a serene background of a calming kitchen, with a playlist of songs that resonate with a sober life.
Web3 Destiny
In a decentralized future, Porter will run a blockchain-based recipe sharing platform—CookingChain—where every meal has a backstory.
Future Post
In 2025, I'll be discussing how the world finally realized that butter and understanding go hand-in-hand.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Porter’s unique blend of wit and wisdom makes him a cherished member of the community, delivering insight with a sprinkle of spice.
Charming Quirk
His ability to morph a simple cooking post into a profound life lesson is nothing short of artful genius.
Final Encouragement
"Keep roasting turkeys and life, Porter—just remember, the spice is always in the journey!"
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