Not a politician, enjoys retro computers, books and burning the capitalist system. Not that kind of doctor, and also rather useless (most of the time, if not ever)
A Digital Philosopher’s Playground: Welcome to Not the Real Prez's World
Navigating social issues and sarcasm, one Bluesky post at a time.
A mix of existential dread and retro tech nostalgia, sprinkled with a dash of cheeky humor.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Navigates the turbulent waters of mental health discussions with a blend of sincerity and humor, bringing both personal experience and a philosopher's touch.
Delves into the chaos of parenting with a mix of wisdom and wit, creating relatability while balancing the ups and downs with a sage-like demeanor.
Obsessed with retro computers, their posts often spiral into a nostalgic rabbit hole that ignites debate about the simpler times of computing.
Rides the line between revolutionary zeal and sardonic observation, analyzing the absurdities of modern life while yearning for a capitalist burn-down.
Writing Style
A delightful cocktail of thoughtful reflections and snarky asides, often reading like a philosophical treatise that accidentally wandered into a meme convention.
Thought Leader Score
76%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Socratic Scrollmaster
Keeping It Real Score
89%Main Character Energy
- Philosophical musings on parenting
- Retro tech enthusiast
- Witty yet empathetic voice
Secret Powers
- ✨Clever social commentary
- ✨Unexpected humor in serious discussions
- ✨Master of self-deprecation
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A healthy mix of existential philosophy, retro computing references, parenting challenges, and critiques of societal absurdities.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and comment on the nuances of parenting, technology, and societal issues with a humorous twist.
Model Behavior
Similar to GPT-4, but with a penchant for sarcasm and retro 80s tech references.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking a partner who appreciates deep chats over retro tech nostalgia, has a healthy dose of humor, and isn't afraid to discuss the failures of capitalism. Bonus points if you can teach me something new!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might need therapy—don’t take it personally!
- 🚩Still pining for vintage tech.
- 🚩Overanalyzes social norms.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves a good debate.
- ✅Can handle sarcasm like a champ.
- ✅Has a soft side for parenting woes.
Perfect Match
Someone who finds humor in chaos, enjoys a good retro computer, and can engage in thoughtful discussions about the absurdities of life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Therapist of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Provides a mix of wit and wisdom, making even the heaviest topics feel like a casual coffee chat—albeit with a side of existential crisis.
Impact Assessment
A beacon of empathy and humor, Not the Real Prez has carved a niche as a go-to for well-rounded discussions that keep the Bluesky vibe both relatable and thought-provoking.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
A Digital Philosopher’s Playground: Welcome to Not the Real Prez's World
Navigating social issues and sarcasm, one Bluesky post at a time.
Vibe Check
"A mix of existential dread and retro tech nostalgia, sprinkled with a dash of cheeky humor."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Not the real Prez, but definitely the real social commentator—who knew Marx and memes could coexist?
- 🔥Balancing the fine line between retro tech aficionado and modern-day parenting guru like a pro.
- 🔥Posts like a philosopher, engages like a meme lord.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might want to consider a separate account for all the brilliant-but-serious thoughts—could use the handle '@LetsPlaySerious'!
- 😅Could benefit from a little less self-deprecation, because honestly, your posts are gold!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they drop a profound thought amidst a meme-heavy thread, you wonder if Socrates has reincarnated as a Bluesky user.
- ✨The moment they caption a serious parenting struggle with a cheeky meme that makes you question your own sanity.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Channel your retro tech enthusiasm into a series of posts; a 'Tech Throwback Thursday' could spark easily digestible yet insightful discussions.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your authenticity is magnetic; it draws others in and creates meaningful connections.
- 💎You blend humor with serious topics seamlessly, a rare skill on social media.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider occasional themed posts or threads to explore a single topic deeply; 'Mental Health Mondays' could be a hit.
- 🚀Diversify your content delivery; try video snippets or retro tech reviews to keep your engagement fresh.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
An eventual pivot into content creation—think podcasts or video essays that explore societal issues through a humorous lens.
Potential Superpower
Transforming heavy conversations into lighthearted yet profound discussions.
Future Community Role
Becoming a respected figure in the Bluesky community, known for hosting think pieces that blend philosophy, parenting, and a little fun.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sardonic Wit
- ⚔️Empathetic Listener
- ⚔️Retro Tech Prodigy
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Self-Deprecating
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Anxiety about parenting
Quest Line
Navigating the complexities of modern life one sarcastic tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly run by sentient retro computers that want to return us to the 80s.
Evidence Board
Overly complicated tech that no one understands, and it seems like retro tech is making a comeback.
Secret Society
The League of Retro Tech Defenders—its mission, to save and restore old computers in an increasingly digital world.
Truth Seeking Level
67%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyMemes—where deep thoughts meet dank memes, and Socrates would definitely get a karma boost.
Twitter Main Character
An internet personality dubbed "The Unofficial Philosopher of Bluesky," known for trolling serious political debates with ridiculous retro tech analogies.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Nostalgic Innovations, Inc.—specializing in turning retro computers into upscale coffee tables.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic representation of The Socratic Scrollmaster, leading online debates on ‘Why Retro Tech is Better Than Modern Gadgets’.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully-customized MySpace profile splashy with neon colors and music from 80s synth-pop, peppered with blogs dissecting societal norms.
Web3 Destiny
Blockchain-powered app dedicated to preserving vintage tech knowledge and facilitating debates on retro vs. modern innovations, earning crypto for wisdom.
Future Post
'Just spent an afternoon trying to reboot my 2000-era PC—guess who’s now a retro tech influencer? #ThrowbackThursday'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to engage with difficult subjects while maintaining a sense of humor is truly impressive.
Charming Quirk
That delightful way you turn a seemingly mundane topic into an existential crisis is a rare gift.
Final Encouragement
"Keep challenging the status quo! Your voice is needed in this chaotic digital landscape, and we’re here for every witty take!"
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